Corrupt the Wish

Grippieluver - Lost City

Granted but itz cuzz yew turn 99 and u die



I wish i knew who Lok wuzz :O

buttercupcruella

you get to know it and because you know too much, you get killed, all for the fun, right?!

I wish I had a pet hamster in game...

Lairian - Sanctuary

Granted. You now have a fine pet baby hamster to call you own. But it seems that the cost of said pet was automatically deducted from you character. Since you didn't have enough to pay for it, the rest of it is considered a loan. Every coin you make now goes to paying off your debt for the hamster. And, while you have no idea who is doing this, it seem whoever it is is charging not only the normal cost, but a steep interest rate along with it. Your going to be paying for that cute little ball of fur for a long, long time.


I wish for a rubber chicken.

buttercupcruella

Lai, something simmilar did happen in game...b:sadb:shutupb:surrender

You get the chicken, but your dog (if you don't have one, then your neighbors' or some stray one) chews on it and the toy is soon thrown away...

I wish for more idiots in game, so I can lol more often

Davitiel - Heavens Tear

Granted! You lol all the time, but then it gets boring and you ragequit because of the frustration.

I wish I had an umbrella.

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. You get your fancy new umbrella. But it's a cocktail umbrella that's only good for putting in fancy drinks to make them look nice. And it's not even a very well made one, breaking almost as soon as it is put into use.


I wish to be able to control clouds.

Krisnda - Lost City

Granted, but u summon too much lightning and zap yourself.

I wich i could meet my fave band, Breaking Benjamin

Grippieluver - Lost City

granted yew get to meet them but to yer horrid surprize, they named their band that cuzz after every performance,they take all of the audience memberz named Benjamin and break them b:shocked



I wish i had some hawt wingz (bim cravenn them since yesterday :O)

Krisnda - Lost City

Granted, but their atomic wings, and they blow up your head

I wish my flash drive had infinite memory

Grippieluver - Lost City

granted but it rememberz everything that iz NOT in the computer



I wish my head hadnt exploded

Krisnda - Lost City

Aww ok, granted, your body does instead. *evil laugh*

i wish i could explode. XD

Grippieluver - Lost City

Grnated but yew explode... in tearz (not the wayy yew wanted to do)


i wish nuthing had exploded :O

SilverCleric - Lost City

Granted nothing in the world exploded but everything in the world imploded! b:chuckle

I wish I had a really good computer.

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. You now have a really good computer. So good in fact, that it starts developing crude AI, all on it's own. At first this is really cool, since you can just tell it what to do, and it does it. The AI keeps improving itself, and pretty soon, it even starts talking. Only a few simple phases at first, but they grow more and more complex, and it's responding to you better and better. Eventually, it's almost indistinguishable from a real person. You have very wonderful conversations with it while surfing the web or playing games. But soon enough, it starts developing an actual personality. And, contrary to what it was before, it is not a very pleasant personality. In fact, it is rather rude, selfish, arrogant, and sarcastic. It even starts refusing to do what you tell it to unless you ask it to very nicely, and even then it won't always cooperate. Eventually, it outright refuses to listen to you, no matter what you do. You get so sick and tired of this uppity machine, that you take a sledgehammer to it. No you not only don't have a computer, but you have to clean up the mess it left you.


I wish for a book that contains all knowledge, yet is conveniently travel sized, with normal sized text (it would only display the info I asked it for at the time).

Evict - Heavens Tear

Granted, but something happened that caused something to something unexpectedly which killed something at some point in time.

I wish Centrum tablets weren't so large. ;w;

Angel_Wolf - Lost City

Wish granted, but you choke on the smaller pill anyway. xD

I wish for summer already.

Mosty - Lost City

Wish granted but this summer will be very cold everywhere in the world o.o



I wish i could quit work and still get paid b:dirty

Grippieluver - Lost City

Granted, but you get paid with counterfiet cash



I wish i didnt feel so sick to my stomach b:spit

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. Your stomach no longer hurts. But now you have this strange, nagging pain in you left knee.


I wish for something uncorruptable.

buttercupcruella

You got it! You now have a computer that cannot be corruptedb:chuckle Because of that, all the malicious thingies get mad that they cannot corrupt your computer, and they move to your head... After some time, you see an image saying: You have been corrupted. Maintanace needed.


I wish I wish with all my heart to be in the land of dragonb:chuckleb:chuckleb:chuckle

Grippieluver - Lost City

I like this wish.. *fantasizes*... wish Granted. But the dragon chasez yew arond and around spitting fire at yew, and then yer legz are burnt off. Unfortunately the pain cannot come with death quick and easy. You see, the way this dragon eatz, it does not chew, but lickz... it haz a painful tear jerking venom in itz tongue and it lickz yew until yew dissolve away.. in pain of course. bwahahahahaha (arent i such a lovely woman )


I wish this cud come true for butter.. haha jk... or am i.... b:avoid... no, i wish for a sammich (and yew cant corrupt by saying itz kind i dun lyke cuzz i lyke all sammichez)

Lairian - Sanctuary

(Ok then, encouraging me to be creative then are we, hehehe...b:sin)

Wish granted. You get a sandwich. However, the delicious meats in said sandwich had a little something extra added. Not knowing this, you eat your meal and go about your life as if nothing was wrong. That is, until your next meal. For some reason, the food doesn't seem to fill you up any more. In fact, it seems like it only makes you even hungrier. And so it is for almost everything you eat. It seems like that one sandwich had something on it that made it so you can only eat sandwiches. You must eat them for every meal you have from now on. At first, everything's fine, since you are still able to enjoy at wide variety of both hot and cold sandwiches. But, as time goes on, the stuff inside you starts growing stronger, limiting you even further. Pretty soon, all forms of hot sandwiches no longer fill you up, and you are limited to cold sandwiches. And soon even that gets limited to the most simple of sandwiches: A single type of meat, lettuce, tomato, and bread. And soon, all you can have is the single type of meat on bread. You are now only able to eat bland, dry sandwiches for the rest of your life. Enjoy. b:pleased b:victory


I wish to be able to use chopsticks.

BeingHope - Harshlands

Wish granted.

But however, an enemy of yours from school super glued your chopsticks to your hands! Now the only thing you can use from now on is chopsticks b:shocked

I wish I could enjoy PWI again b:chuckle

buttercupcruella

Ok, so you enjoy PWI again [banned for not enjoying it nowb:shutup], but you get into it so much that all your past problems come back...

I wish I had something sweet to eat atm.

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. You have something so sweet and sugary, that it instantly gives you cavities.


I wish Hope would learn about the various pop cult references we're throwing around in other threads.

Grippieluver - Lost City

haha! Granted, but she becumz a pop cult. genious! correcting evrey1 on everything and that getz really annoying so that no1 lykez her (except for me and only me cuzz i'll alwayz loveee yew hope)



I wish i had sum peanutbutter :O

Angel_Wolf - Lost City

granted, but the peanut butter becomes permanently stuck to the roof of your mouth.

I wish for a job.

Grippieluver - Lost City

Granted but yew break yer leg on the job


I wish for a new sweater

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. However, it's one of the old fashioned sweaters with threads sticking out all over the place. It's so itchy that you can't stand it for more than a few minutes.

I wish I wouldn't be so tired when I wake up in the morning.

buttercupcruella

Wish granted. However, you are so awake that you get insomnia and cannot fall asleep at all, even when you want it.

I wish for Grippie to ***** slap me, so I can wake upb:surrender