galironsyrMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero UsersPosts: 4Arc User
edited March 2013
Caption 1
"Alright men, we need to divide and Conquer. I'll head North towards the farmer's market. James, you head West towards the Merchant's Sector and speak to Geoffrey about the fine linens that arrived this morning. Henry, you'll visit the smithy and bring back the new pots we ordered. Ah, the things we do for our womenfolk. READY? BREAK!"
Caption 2
Player 1 "I should be the lead on this dungeon, I'm the highest level in the group!"
Player 2 "That doesn't matter! I've done this dungeon 4 times already!"
Player 3 "While those are both good arguments, I've been in all three beta-weekends and I bought a Founder's Pack."
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katsavidasopMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 9Arc User
edited March 2013
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.
-Jose Narosky-
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zebularMember, Neverwinter Moderator, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 15,270Community Moderator
With a rogue on left who runs after any shiny losing interest in quest like a rat, and a fighter on right who only has brains to run straight, I am the only level headed map reader. So . . . Give me the blasted map! I have dungeoneering!
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primgorkMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 12Arc User
edited March 2013
So, are we heroes now?
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rusemkdMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 24Arc User
edited March 2013
Men, a week ago i got so drunk drunk i lost all sense of reality and woke up next to the biggest female ogre i have ever seen. When i said that i didn't know how i got there she got so angry and started to throw everything around. I had to run. On the way out i hooked my eye on a loose nail on the door frame. Until today i have nightmares about how i lost that eye. I cant sleep and i'm too afraid to get my eye back. Her name is Helga the Fearless and she lives in that abandoned wind meal just down the streem of Fearun. Get my eye back and you will be rawarded!
Knocks Cadderly's ram-headed walking stick 3 times on the grount
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jhaikonenMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 5Arc User
edited March 2013
What? There is no dragon to slay you dont have beer in your inns!?!
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rusemkdMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 24Arc User
edited March 2013
god **** the post brakes after fearun
Knocks Cadderly's ram-headed walking stick 3 times on the grount
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"We should listen to Sgt. Knox and for the sake of his we must have traced down the abode of gnolls! Neither of you wanna sink into oblivion without feats!" Sgt. Knox: "Now it rests with you to recruit the City of Neverwinter's former glory, my vigilant fighters!"
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Knox's Ode to the New Group Member:
Ok... it's called THAC0, To Hit Armor Class Zero.
No, you want it to be low, better armor means lower THAC0.
Low is good. No, when you roll, roll high. High is good. Now, roll for Initiative.
What's Initiative? Ok...
tauulgrimMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited March 2013
Chief: Man we are here for glory and it is out duty to protect Neverwinter...
Dwarf: Where is the action.. i want some bloood !
Guardian: Shut up mister Dwarf we will see action soon enough i hope.
Assasin: Ehmm...Sir these butterflies following me...
Chief: (thinks) Omg.... they must be really brave or just stupid...and they told me heroes of the nord.
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divell99Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 22Arc User
edited March 2013
I send the three of you into the abyss, where no man has gone before. For you are our best hope to end this nightmare and that should be reward enough.
But who knows there might be ritches beyond your wildest dreams, and what you find you can keep.
Bring potions lots of potions, you will need them.
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"Alright men, we need to divide and Conquer. I'll head North towards the farmer's market. James, you head West towards the Merchant's Sector and speak to Geoffrey about the fine linens that arrived this morning. Henry, you'll visit the smithy and bring back the new pots we ordered. Ah, the things we do for our womenfolk. READY? BREAK!"
Caption 2
Player 1 "I should be the lead on this dungeon, I'm the highest level in the group!"
Player 2 "That doesn't matter! I've done this dungeon 4 times already!"
Player 3 "While those are both good arguments, I've been in all three beta-weekends and I bought a Founder's Pack."
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.
-Jose Narosky-
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Everyone ready? Tossing Guardian Pack key in 3...2...1...
"We should listen to Sgt. Knox and for the sake of his we must have traced down the abode of gnolls! Neither of you wanna sink into oblivion without feats!" Sgt. Knox: "Now it rests with you to recruit the City of Neverwinter's former glory, my vigilant fighters!"
Oh man that's so meta
Knox's Ode to the New Group Member:
Ok... it's called THAC0, To Hit Armor Class Zero.
No, you want it to be low, better armor means lower THAC0.
Low is good. No, when you roll, roll high. High is good. Now, roll for Initiative.
What's Initiative? Ok...
Murphy's Law
discussing & often complaining about the imaginary.
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Dwarf: Where is the action.. i want some bloood !
Guardian: Shut up mister Dwarf we will see action soon enough i hope.
Assasin: Ehmm...Sir these butterflies following me...
Chief: (thinks) Omg.... they must be really brave or just stupid...and they told me heroes of the nord.
But who knows there might be ritches beyond your wildest dreams, and what you find you can keep.
Bring potions lots of potions, you will need them.
Alea iacta est