Sir! This chainmail armored underwear you wanted us to test is just not working out. Though the protection is unparalleled the chafing is unbearable. After that last dungeon we crawled threw the only hair we have left is upon our head. Now to find that powder vendor.
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andreius91Member, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited March 2013
"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard"
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zruspitaMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited March 2013
I think we can handle this one...
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bruddajokkaMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild UsersPosts: 447Bounty Hunter
edited March 2013
"I don't know about you guys but I think our party balance is a little off..."
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Knox:"What? Why is everyone staring at me? Is there something in my eye?"
What terrible fate would his mighty mentor impose upon him for his betrayal? What
magical torments could a true and powerful wizard such as Moric conjure that would outdo
the most agonizing of the tortures common throughout the land?
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victrelionMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited March 2013
"Aye, they were tough monsters, milord. But turns out that hitting them hard enough with this here greatsword worked wonders on 'em!"
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Guy on Far Right: “What are you looking at over there?”
Girl on Far Left: “T-that potion I drank…Does no one else see all these glitter-spewing butterflies!?
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yutafuMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero UsersPosts: 5Arc User
edited March 2013
Man 1: "Uuuuh my stomach... what kind of meat was that?"
Man 2: "Has anybody see my horse?"
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larraxczMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero UsersPosts: 12Arc User
edited March 2013
"Enemies are coming. We cannot lose the time standing here and chatting anymore!"
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slowloadchampMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 2Arc User
edited March 2013
You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Neverwinter, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
Need a volunteer to hit the drive-through for coffee..
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carlosferrariMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 3Arc User
edited March 2013
"I think that everyone is aligned now, hurry up and take the screenshot before someone moves!"
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folinatorMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 13Arc User
edited March 2013
So... you're telling me... that I have to fight through hordes of undead, and delve through infested crypts to bring you this magnificent golden treasure to bring back to you and in return you'll give me Planter's Gloves? Really!?!?
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nazalasMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited March 2013
Well i'm not healing...
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kaerthusMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited March 2013
"All right dwarf, you've been carrying around that GREAT sword for a month, hiding in screenshots and trailers. This Friday, show us what you've got!"
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memyrMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 5Arc User
edited March 2013
"Ok, he's grey and about one foot long, goes by the name of Mr. Fluffles."
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"Kneel before Zod!"
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Dwarf: No one move, i think i dropped my contact lens
Sergeant Knox: Contacts are for sissies, real men wear eye patches!
Knox:"What? Why is everyone staring at me? Is there something in my eye?"
magical torments could a true and powerful wizard such as Moric conjure that would outdo
the most agonizing of the tortures common throughout the land?
"Of course, as a cleric it is my duty, but as a dwarf I need to ask you where the money."
Guy on Far Right: “What are you looking at over there?”
Girl on Far Left: “T-that potion I drank…Does no one else see all these glitter-spewing butterflies!?
Man 2: "Has anybody see my horse?"
"Kneel before Zod!"
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