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    iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, you married your ex-wife's mother.


    I wish Justin Beiber was deported to Antartica.

    Granted, but his deportation causes an international diplomatic incident that is so controversial makes Guantanamo Bay seem trivial. World War III is sparked, millions of lives are lost around the globe, including all of your loved ones.

    I wish we had a functional and entirely self-sufficient manned space program in America.
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    superhombre777superhombre777 Member Posts: 147 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    I wish we had a functional and entirely self-sufficient manned space program in America.

    Granted, but Americans are more interested in living off the government than they are about exploring the solar system, so no one wants to be an astronaut.

    (The lack of a self-sufficient human space flight program breaks my heart, but you know how this thread works....)

    I wish that money grew on tress, but only on trees that I genetically modified, and I hold the patent, and I'm anonymous so assassins can't find me.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but that money is in quatloos

    i wish science had a sister i could ask out on a date
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    superhombre777superhombre777 Member Posts: 147 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    i wish science had a sister i could ask out on a date

    Granted, but she loves logic more than people and won't even make eye contact with you.

    I wish that a major publishing house loves my STO stories and gives me a multi-million dollar book deal.
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    gofasternowgofasternow Member Posts: 1,390 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but she loves logic more than people and won't even make eye contact with you.

    I wish that a major publishing house loves my STO stories and gives me a multi-million dollar book deal.


    Done. However, Cryptic and CBS sue you, so you gotta make an original universe out of it.

    I wish this snow would stop.
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    f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, it is now freezing rain, there are six inches of ice in your driveway and the power is knocked out by all the ice on the lines.

    I wish it would start snowing again
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    Granted, but his deportation causes an international diplomatic incident that is so controversial makes Guantanamo Bay seem trivial. World War III is sparked, millions of lives are lost around the globe, including all of your loved ones.
    Totally worth it.
    Granted, it is now freezing rain, there are six inches of ice in your driveway and the power is knocked out by all the ice on the lines.

    I wish it would start snowing again
    Granted. You are trapped in a blizzard, your power goes out and you freeze to death.

    ...

    I wish swarmers would stop attacking me just as I'm taking down the last artillery generator.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but unlimited Undine try to kill you instead.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but u have to um..... huh well then

    i wish the server wasnt down for maintenance :D
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but u have to um..... huh well then

    i wish the server wasnt down for maintenance :D

    Granted, it is down because it shut down.

    I wish for a new watch battery.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Corrupt my wish.
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, it is down because it shut down.

    I wish for a new watch battery.

    Granted. It's a useless piece of junk from the 80's.

    I wish I didn't have an eye infection, or any disease, physical ailment, mental illness, meddling from God, or Q, or some other super being I haven't thought of yet, and wasn't transformed into anything and wasn't killed.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. It's a useless piece of junk from the 80's.

    I wish I didn't have an eye infection, or any disease, physical ailment, mental illness, meddling from God, or Q, or some other super being I haven't thought of yet, and wasn't transformed into anything and wasn't killed.

    Granted, you live for another 6 billion years until the sun envelopes the planet.

    I wish for another cat.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted

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    I wish that wishes really were horses.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but now you are outed as a brony.

    >

    I wish I made a fortune trading pork belly futures.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
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    f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but then everyone stops eating pork.

    I wish my job didn't suck.
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    donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but now the rest of your life sucks.

    I wish I could have an incorruptible wish.
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    ricosakararicosakara Member Posts: 422 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but your wish become corrupted anyways.

    I wish we could have a new Robotech game.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ricosakara wrote: »
    Granted, but your wish become corrupted anyways.

    I wish we could have a new Robotech game.

    Granted. And like all previous Robotech games, it is terrible.

    ...

    I wish whoever changed the forum background color would be forced to read the "What's your beef with the Galaxy" thread until his eyes bleed. And would then change it back to black.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. And like all previous Robotech games, it is terrible.

    ...

    I wish whoever changed the forum background color would be forced to read the "What's your beef with the Galaxy" thread until his eyes bleed. And would then change it back to black.

    Granted, in return the Galaxy is deleted from the game, all Galaxy players are removed, and your TNG DVDs / BR at home have being edited by PW to replace the Ent D with a Lockbox ship (charged to accounts of course).

    I wish I could see the banner at the top of the page.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
    JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.

    #TASforSTO


    '...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
    'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
    'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
    'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
    '...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek

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    collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted, in return the Galaxy is deleted from the game, all Galaxy players are removed, and your TNG DVDs / BR at home have being edited by PW to replace the Ent D with a Lockbox ship (charged to accounts of course).

    I wish I could see the banner at the top of the page.

    Granted, but it's just more trinkets to get you to download ARC.

    I wish I had a corrupted wish...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Porthos is not amused.
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    donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited February 2014
    Granted. Your wish is so corrupted that nothing happens.

    I wish I had Wolverine's mutant powers.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    donrah wrote: »
    Granted. Your wish is so corrupted that nothing happens.

    I wish I had Wolverine's mutant powers.

    Granted, but the CIA takes you away, and locks you in a mile deep bunker with layers of reinforced metals and a forcefeild (that the men in black gave them) surrounding your cage because they thought you were a threat to society.


    I wish I had telekinesis.
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    collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but the CIA takes you away, and locks you in a mile deep bunker with layers of reinforced metals and a forcefeild (that the men in black gave them) surrounding your cage because they thought you were a threat to society.


    I wish I had telekinesis.

    Granted, but it's really just magnet telekinesis so you spend the rest of your short life dodging things flying toward your head.

    I wish I had a starship with metaphasic shielding.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Porthos is not amused.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but it's really just magnet telekinesis so you spend the rest of your short life dodging things flying toward your head.

    I wish I had a starship with metaphasic shielding.

    Granted, you get it the second before you die.


    I wish I had federation armor.
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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,254 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    the holodeck returns.. but Ambassador Picard left the safetys off ...sorry.. You were run over by MDawsons train [from STO radios Halloween a few years past]

    I wished Risa had more time to read my script for the musical scene that year
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    Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    patrickngo wrote: »
    Granted, but it's lousy beer, and you have to travel to the storage point to get to it-and the storage point is off-planet.

    I wish I had access to a commercially viable, efficent and effective means of lofting large masses into orbit safely.

    Granted. You are cleared for access as the new on-board janitor for life!

    I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
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    inkrunnerinkrunner Member Posts: 407 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. You are cleared for access as the new on-board janitor for life!

    I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

    Granted, but you no longer have a job.

    I wish for faster-than-light travel.
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    rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    (edit...) Granted, but you melt your face off. Don't ask me why...

    Granted, instead you waste your entire day posting on this thread.

    I wish for a bottle of Romulan Ale.
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