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I got beat up by a one-year-old.

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited June 2010 in Ten Forward
Kid comes up and throws a freaking fireman at my face and hits me right on the cheekbone. I've got a lovely little bruise now. It looks like I got punched in the face.

I think I win the prize.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Use some of those super awsome Cardassian torture techniques and find out why she did that to you.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    So you grew a beard to hide it or did the kid finish the job by doodling on you while you were knocked out? :p
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Hahahaha I did make him cry because I wouldn't let him sit on my lap after he threw it at me.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Heh. Been there... only my kids like a running start and they don't throw toys, they throw themselves.

    And all three of them attack at once, so I have no chance...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Erica got her TRIBBLE kicked by a toddler.

    That made my day. :D

    ...did he have nose ridges? I bet he had nose ridges. :rolleyes:

    Wouldn't surprise me if he did.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Capulet wrote: »
    So you grew a beard to hide it or did the kid finish the job by doodling on you while you were knocked out? :p

    Thought it not funny I lol'ed at the second part
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Obsidian_Phoenix76 wrote:
    Heh. Been there... only my kids like a running start and they don't throw toys, they throw themselves.

    And all three of them attack at once, so I have no chance...

    Oh I've had a pile of about 7 of them on top of my face before. Good times.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    They Get worst at age 3.

    You have to wear armour :eek: because they can properly punch

    Failing that they try to poke your eyes out with a finger.

    Hey Erica I wonder if a talented person on these forums could turn you into a Cardassian in a pic that would be awesomeness
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    livingdeadjedi wrote: »
    They Get worst at age 3.

    You have to wear armour :eek: because they can properly punch

    Failing that they try to poke your eyes out with a finger.

    Hey Erica I wonder if a talented person on these forums could turn you into a Cardassian in a pic that would be awesomeness

    I'll try. Watch how awesome I am.

    Gimme about five minutes.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    That doesn't include taken a shot of a spoon and placing it on her head :p
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    I tried that one time. All the spoons in my house are way to big for my forehead. :(
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    livingdeadjedi wrote: »
    They Get worst at age 3.

    Hah noo don't say that! Mine is 2 1/2. And sweet baby jesus.. I should call parent abuse.. because that kid is always beating me up. I have bruises it's true =[

    My husband was napping on the sofa I see the kid start running.. and sure enough the little dude tackled my husband's sleeping face.. he didn't think it was funny.. but I was pretty amused. =P
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Obsidian_Phoenix76 wrote:
    Heh. Been there... only my kids like a running start and they don't throw toys, they throw themselves.

    And all three of them attack at once, so I have no chance...

    I pin down my wife, then yell out "DOGPILE!!!"
    three boys out of nowhere come and pile on. :D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Bam. ..............
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    livingdeadjedi wrote: »
    They Get worst at age 3.

    Trust me, you have NO IDEA how bad 3's can be. The three-year-old class at my school *shudders*... it's like a teacher's nightmare.

    You know how's there's always that one kid who just won't listen and throws insane tantrums all the time? This class has about 10 of them.

    I've seriously tried every single trick in the book to try and get them so just settle down for 5 minutes. The only thing that has ever worked was giving them each a silly band if they behaved the whole day.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Erica, if you remember my video and my kids, that's pretty close to as rowdy as they get. If they were in your class, you'd probably accuse me of sedating them before class.

    But I have helped with daycare/early childhood classes here and there, so I know your pain.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Oh dear god... The dreaded Birthday party to :eek:
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Obsidian_Phoenix76 wrote:
    Erica, if you remember my video and my kids, that's pretty close to as rowdy as they get. If they were in your class, you'd probably accuse me of sedating them before class.

    But I have helped with daycare/early childhood classes here and there, so I know your pain.

    Aw your kids were like little angels. You can send them to my school anytime. hahaha.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    NCC-94699 wrote:
    Thought it not funny I lol'ed at the second part

    Er? Yes I guess my humor comes across as borderline abusive or mean unless you around around me a while. Most of the psych ward inductees know I am kidding 167% of the time.

    Now...Erica.... Shave....The....BEARD! *PUNT*
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    ericajoanne wrote: »
    Hahahaha I did make him cry

    You read it here folks, Erica makes children cry.

    This is the first step to becoming an evil overlord. We need more women to get into the world domination racket.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Well she has the evil beard now :D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    I'm honestly a little hurt that she's not using the awesome new avatar I just gave her.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    You read it here folks, Erica makes children cry.

    This is the first step to becoming an evil overlord. We need more women to get into the world domination racket.

    No, it's not about making them cry ... that's just creating annoying noise.

    To be Evil you need the ability to just say their name in a certain tone of voice and they will literally stop in their tracks with an "oh shi-, I'm in trouble" expression on their face.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    SaintHazard wrote: »
    I'm honestly a little hurt that she's not using the awesome new avatar I just gave her.

    We demand you post it sir :D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    .Angelous.****. wrote:
    No, it's not about making them cry ... that's just creating annoying noise.

    To be Evil you need the ability to just say their name in a certain tone of voice and they will literally stop in their tracks with an "oh shi-, I'm in trouble" expression on their face.

    Essentially, you make them cry, then you beat them harder the harder they cry. Soon they learn that if they never cry, the beatings will be at their mildest.

    Of course, you still have to beat them, even if they don't cry. It's all about keeping them guessing.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    You read it here folks, Erica makes children cry.

    Not sure that wasn't already common knowledge.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    livingdeadjedi wrote: »
    We demand you post it sir :D

    Dude I did it's on page 2.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    SaintHazard wrote: »
    Bam. ..............

    Right here.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    .Angelous.****. wrote:
    No, it's not about making them cry ... that's just creating annoying noise.

    To be Evil you need the ability to just say their name in a certain tone of voice and they will literally stop in their tracks with an "oh shi-, I'm in trouble" expression on their face.

    Correct. Thank god I'm 19 and don't have kids. Yet....Just give it a decade.....hopefully.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    SaintHazard wrote: »
    Right here.

    thanks dude :)

    Hmmm runs to photo shop :D
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