19 and no kids. I have three nieces and the best part about them is that I can borrow one or more for an afternoon and then hand them back over to their parents.
19 and no kids. I have three nieces and the best part about them is that I can borrow one or more for an afternoon and then hand them back over to their parents.
Agreed. Nieces and nephews are A-okay, but I don't plan on having any kids myself.
I hate kids.
I really do.
Except for one of my nephews. The other two nephews and three nieces all suck, but I have one nephew who's a ton of fun. He's 8 now, I believe.
Agreed. Nieces and nephews are A-okay, but I don't plan on having any kids myself.
I hate kids.
I really do.
Except for one of my nephews. The other two nephews and three nieces all suck, but I have one nephew who's a ton of fun. He's 8 now, I believe.
I am an interesting influence on them. One of my nieces is eight as well and last Halloween she was Haruhi Suzumiya. She is now playing through Final Fantasy IX on her dad's PS2.
And then I have taught them all to yell 'curse you!' and throw one of their fists into the air when they get angry.
19 and no kids. I have three nieces and the best part about them is that I can borrow one or more for an afternoon and then hand them back over to their parents.
I keep trying to give my wife back the kids...but they just won't go back whence they came from.
Out of all three brothers I'm the only one my little sisters never try hitting or picking a fight with, on account of their entire lives being a brutal lesson of how I'm happy to give it back tenfold and then sit on them for half an hour.
Great thing about being an uncle and a godfather is that I can take them to get ice cream, play in the park, go to the zoo, etc. and then drop them at home with their parents and go home.
Yesterday in class I saw my kids had a lot of energy. So I put them in a line and made them hold up their practice weapons at shoulder level until they begged for mercy.
Sounds like that kid is challenging your authority. YOU MUST CRUSH HIM!
Yesterday in class I saw my kids had a lot of energy. So I put them in a line and made them hold up their practice weapons at shoulder level until they begged for mercy.
Sounds like that kid is challenging your authority. YOU MUST CRUSH HIM!
i have 5 nieces and nephews and they enjoy hitting me, kicking me, jumping on me, demanding piggy backs, attacking me with lighsabers, jumping on my feet and slapping me around me head.
i have 5 nieces and nephews and they enjoy hitting me, kicking me, jumping on me, demanding piggy backs, attacking me with lighsabers, jumping on my feet and slapping me around me head.
there is a sixth on the way soon........
Alas, the uncle's lot in life.
I get beat up by my favorite nephew regularly when he visits.
The other ones, for whatever reason, aren't as physical. My other two nephews are honestly kind of pansies. But so are his parents, so...
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Agreed. Nieces and nephews are A-okay, but I don't plan on having any kids myself.
I hate kids.
I really do.
Except for one of my nephews. The other two nephews and three nieces all suck, but I have one nephew who's a ton of fun. He's 8 now, I believe.
I am an interesting influence on them. One of my nieces is eight as well and last Halloween she was Haruhi Suzumiya. She is now playing through Final Fantasy IX on her dad's PS2.
And then I have taught them all to yell 'curse you!' and throw one of their fists into the air when they get angry.
See, interesting influence.
I keep trying to give my wife back the kids...but they just won't go back whence they came from.
That conjures up some extremely disturbing imagery.
I am pretty sure it does
this was my attempt Saint you inspired me http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab128/Livingdeadjedi/Cardy.jpg
Bad form to try to one-up an artist, man.
Bad form.
Now there's bad blood between us and I won't stop until you're dead.
See what you did?
Still mine's better.
What period are you going through
Feel free to add a beard to it Saint
To make up for it I can stick your head onto a space marine pic of your choice if you like
They gotta have respect after all.
With out respect what are you?
You're Hoplite.
And that's never good.
Sounds like that kid is challenging your authority. YOU MUST CRUSH HIM!
Crush, but not kill.
there is a sixth on the way soon........
Alas, the uncle's lot in life.
I get beat up by my favorite nephew regularly when he visits.
The other ones, for whatever reason, aren't as physical. My other two nephews are honestly kind of pansies. But so are his parents, so...
Awwwww shaddupa your face eh?
No kids, no nephews/nieces and my only cousins a few years younder than me.
Oh, and I'm 19 :cool:
Well if you have no kids, it stands to reason that you also have no daughters.
Fixed. my apologies, I am overheating. ahh, at least I have fan-assisted cooling now.
Back in the day, if you didn't have a kid or two by 19, they thought something was wrong with you.
I wouldn't object to having a kid.
But it's finding the woman that's the hard part.:(
im guessing that day was before contraceptives were invented.
I can imagine it'd be pretty difficult for you. OHSNAP
Well, effective ones anyway.
Lol more like when contraceptives were illegal.
.... He threw a fireman at you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt7gIkAMCHk
Hahahaha I'm surprised it took this long for someone to rip on me for that.
You get a pizza trophy.
(Holds trophy aloft) I'd like to thank the Academy...