Kid comes up and throws a freaking fireman at my face and hits me right on the cheekbone. I've got a lovely little bruise now. It looks like I got punched in the face.
Hah noo don't say that! Mine is 2 1/2. And sweet baby jesus.. I should call parent abuse.. because that kid is always beating me up. I have bruises it's true =[
My husband was napping on the sofa I see the kid start running.. and sure enough the little dude tackled my husband's sleeping face.. he didn't think it was funny.. but I was pretty amused. =P
Trust me, you have NO IDEA how bad 3's can be. The three-year-old class at my school *shudders*... it's like a teacher's nightmare.
You know how's there's always that one kid who just won't listen and throws insane tantrums all the time? This class has about 10 of them.
I've seriously tried every single trick in the book to try and get them so just settle down for 5 minutes. The only thing that has ever worked was giving them each a silly band if they behaved the whole day.
Erica, if you remember my video and my kids, that's pretty close to as rowdy as they get. If they were in your class, you'd probably accuse me of sedating them before class.
But I have helped with daycare/early childhood classes here and there, so I know your pain.
Erica, if you remember my video and my kids, that's pretty close to as rowdy as they get. If they were in your class, you'd probably accuse me of sedating them before class.
But I have helped with daycare/early childhood classes here and there, so I know your pain.
Aw your kids were like little angels. You can send them to my school anytime. hahaha.
Er? Yes I guess my humor comes across as borderline abusive or mean unless you around around me a while. Most of the psych ward inductees know I am kidding 167% of the time.
This is the first step to becoming an evil overlord. We need more women to get into the world domination racket.
No, it's not about making them cry ... that's just creating annoying noise.
To be Evil you need the ability to just say their name in a certain tone of voice and they will literally stop in their tracks with an "oh shi-, I'm in trouble" expression on their face.
No, it's not about making them cry ... that's just creating annoying noise.
To be Evil you need the ability to just say their name in a certain tone of voice and they will literally stop in their tracks with an "oh shi-, I'm in trouble" expression on their face.
Essentially, you make them cry, then you beat them harder the harder they cry. Soon they learn that if they never cry, the beatings will be at their mildest.
Of course, you still have to beat them, even if they don't cry. It's all about keeping them guessing.
No, it's not about making them cry ... that's just creating annoying noise.
To be Evil you need the ability to just say their name in a certain tone of voice and they will literally stop in their tracks with an "oh shi-, I'm in trouble" expression on their face.
Correct. Thank god I'm 19 and don't have kids. Yet....Just give it a decade.....hopefully.
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And all three of them attack at once, so I have no chance...
That made my day.
...did he have nose ridges? I bet he had nose ridges. :rolleyes:
Wouldn't surprise me if he did.
Thought it not funny I lol'ed at the second part
Oh I've had a pile of about 7 of them on top of my face before. Good times.
You have to wear armour :eek: because they can properly punch
Failing that they try to poke your eyes out with a finger.
Hey Erica I wonder if a talented person on these forums could turn you into a Cardassian in a pic that would be awesomeness
I'll try. Watch how awesome I am.
Gimme about five minutes.
Hah noo don't say that! Mine is 2 1/2. And sweet baby jesus.. I should call parent abuse.. because that kid is always beating me up. I have bruises it's true =[
My husband was napping on the sofa I see the kid start running.. and sure enough the little dude tackled my husband's sleeping face.. he didn't think it was funny.. but I was pretty amused. =P
I pin down my wife, then yell out "DOGPILE!!!"
three boys out of nowhere come and pile on.
Trust me, you have NO IDEA how bad 3's can be. The three-year-old class at my school *shudders*... it's like a teacher's nightmare.
You know how's there's always that one kid who just won't listen and throws insane tantrums all the time? This class has about 10 of them.
I've seriously tried every single trick in the book to try and get them so just settle down for 5 minutes. The only thing that has ever worked was giving them each a silly band if they behaved the whole day.
But I have helped with daycare/early childhood classes here and there, so I know your pain.
Aw your kids were like little angels. You can send them to my school anytime. hahaha.
Er? Yes I guess my humor comes across as borderline abusive or mean unless you around around me a while. Most of the psych ward inductees know I am kidding 167% of the time.
Now...Erica.... Shave....The....BEARD! *PUNT*
You read it here folks, Erica makes children cry.
This is the first step to becoming an evil overlord. We need more women to get into the world domination racket.
No, it's not about making them cry ... that's just creating annoying noise.
To be Evil you need the ability to just say their name in a certain tone of voice and they will literally stop in their tracks with an "oh shi-, I'm in trouble" expression on their face.
We demand you post it sir
Essentially, you make them cry, then you beat them harder the harder they cry. Soon they learn that if they never cry, the beatings will be at their mildest.
Of course, you still have to beat them, even if they don't cry. It's all about keeping them guessing.
Not sure that wasn't already common knowledge.
Dude I did it's on page 2.
Right here.
Correct. Thank god I'm 19 and don't have kids. Yet....Just give it a decade.....hopefully.
thanks dude
Hmmm runs to photo shop