All the jokes about Tribbles and Assimilation are stupid and childish. We are customers and deserve more respect than that.
The customers are the ones making the jokes, take a pill and calm the heck down. The servers crashed it's not the end of the world, **** happens, it's not like it happens every day.
As of today and since this game came out there have been login issues someday this game will have a season added in that they allow us to do alpha and beta testing before it crashes the server and your computer.
The OP IcantLogins have sent an IcantLogin viral probe down the server's prostate. It will take a white glove to remove it. This process will take 2 hours, so please be patient.
Tyr shall give me strength! For the glory of Tempus! I am the hands of Shar! Flames of Kossuth, protect me! Oghma, grant me knowledge! Lolth commands, and I obey!
The customers are the ones making the jokes, take a pill and calm the heck down. The servers crashed it's not the end of the world, **** happens, it's not like it happens every day.
As of today and since this game came out there have been login issues someday this game will have a season added in that they allow us to do alpha and beta testing before it crashes the server and your computer.
I wish the people who are in charge of the smooth operation of this game would take their jobs more seriously and with a better sense of urgency.
All the jokes about Tribbles and Assimilation are stupid and childish. We are customers and deserve more respect than that.
This is a product I have invested time and money into, I would appreciate it if they would take a bit more seriously. I thought they were trying to run a business...
Imagine going to your local grocery store to buy some milk, you get there and there is no milk of any kind or quantity. You go to ask an employee about the milk shortage and he quips back at you, "Those silly cows." I do not think you would be a satisfied customer.
I'm sorry! Just so you know, I have absolutely no control over the technical operations of this game! When my moderators merged multiple threads together to ensure that all players were being redirected to a central information hub, VB changed the original OP. Due to the technical limitations with VB, I instead edited the OP's post by saying I assimilated it.
I try not to, however, say 'oh those whacky servers are down! oh well!'
I'm not to upset right now, I just feel that I have way to much money invested in STO, as I'm sure many others do too. I find this ridiculous that its even happening.. Eh, oh well I guess, I understand that TRIBBLE happens you know?
i am leaving a burning paper bag filled with dog TRIBBLE on your front porch (you damn dooooooom-sayers) , ringing the doorbell and running away................
so you damn dooooooom-sayers get off my lawn already,damnit !!!!!!!!!
Apparently it was either they take it down for an emergency cycling, or there would be big problems.
*Trendy approaches server and speaks in the voice of Smeagol *And Trendy would NOT want those would she, no she would not want to have big server problems at all. *Trendy pets server gently*... my preciousss... . Wait, wrong series.
I'm sorry! Just so you know, I have absolutely no control over the technical operations of this game! When my moderators merged multiple threads together to ensure that all players were being redirected to a central information hub, VB changed the original OP. Due to the technical limitations with VB, I instead edited the OP's post by saying I assimilated it.
I try not to, however, say 'oh those whacky servers are down! oh well!'
Hence the rather immediate response time.
hey if its the Iconian Probes which have knocked your servers offline then just do what the Enterprise D did and turn it all off and back on again
the Customers Are The Ones Making The Jokes, Take A Pill And Calm The Heck Down. The Servers Crashed It's Not The End Of The World, **** Happens, It's Not Like It Happens Every Day.
*Trendy approaches server and speaks in the voice of Smeagol *And Trendy would want those would she, no she would not want to have big server problems at all. *Trendy pets server gently*... my preciousss... . Wait, wrong series.
You stole itsss! You stole my precious server... THIEF!!!
Tyr shall give me strength! For the glory of Tempus! I am the hands of Shar! Flames of Kossuth, protect me! Oghma, grant me knowledge! Lolth commands, and I obey!
*Trendy approaches server and speaks in the voice of Smeagol *And Trendy would want those would she, no she would not want to have big server problems at all. *Trendy pets server gently*... my preciousss... . Wait, wrong series.
I actually do a spot on Smeagol impression that terrifies my friends. I do it at work sometimes too. It's been describes as utterly creepy.
I'm sorry! Just so you know, I have absolutely no control over the technical operations of this game! When my moderators merged multiple threads together to ensure that all players were being redirected to a central information hub, VB changed the original OP. Due to the technical limitations with VB, I instead edited the OP's post by saying I assimilated it.
I try not to, however, say 'oh those whacky servers are down! oh well!'
Hence the rather immediate response time.
I'd reall enjoy a Letterman-esque Top Ten List next time the servers go down please..
Our catagory; Top Ten Reasons the servers are down.. Again
I actually do a spot on Smeagol impression that terrifies my friends. I do it at work sometimes too. It's been describes as utterly creepy.
Yikes! -Activates Target Optics III, Ambush III, Photonic Overcharge, Strike Team III, Rally Cry IV, Piercing Strikes, and Trajectory Bending.- Fire on My Mark out!
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The customers are the ones making the jokes, take a pill and calm the heck down. The servers crashed it's not the end of the world, **** happens, it's not like it happens every day.
did he take his stapler with him?
Please read what Trendy has said on the thread. It was already indicated as a technical problem.
Like the seventy doffs i was donating to base which went out of my roster right into nothing or even bigger? :P
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Better to nip it in the bud now than face the fan later. Do you guys have backups in place for such occurrences?
For the glory of Tempus!
I am the hands of Shar!
Flames of Kossuth, protect me!
Oghma, grant me knowledge!
Lolth commands, and I obey!
"Announcement: In approximately 3hrs time the servers will randomly crash and we will carry out an emergency repair, thank you for your patience."
Yeah right, that's gonna work ......
{insert random phrase referencing the value of air and who is or isn't wasting it}
Depending on how long the problem has been there, I'd wonder how many backups might have it from before it was noticed.
Also, lol @ belidos' post above. ^_^
BOOoo
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I try not to, however, say 'oh those whacky servers are down! oh well!'
Hence the rather immediate response time.
Was glad to see a speedy response on it though.
so you damn dooooooom-sayers get off my lawn already,damnit !!!!!!!!!
oh, and in before the lock !!!!!
*Trendy approaches server and speaks in the voice of Smeagol *And Trendy would NOT want those would she, no she would not want to have big server problems at all. *Trendy pets server gently*... my preciousss... . Wait, wrong series.
hey if its the Iconian Probes which have knocked your servers offline then just do what the Enterprise D did and turn it all off and back on again
Amen...
For the glory of Tempus!
I am the hands of Shar!
Flames of Kossuth, protect me!
Oghma, grant me knowledge!
Lolth commands, and I obey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZBxkWBvK4
I'd reall enjoy a Letterman-esque Top Ten List next time the servers go down please..
Our catagory; Top Ten Reasons the servers are down.. Again
:P
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