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    khamseenairkhamseenair Member Posts: 2,640 Bug Hunter
    edited May 2015
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote: »
    Holodeck is back up! We're sorry about the inconvenience! Your ship is ready and our latest blog about the Summer Event is coming shortly!

    Woot! Back to killing Iconians! :D
    Join date is wrong, I've actually been around since STO Beta.
    True alters don't have a "main". Account wide unlocks for all unique event rewards!!
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    vorwodavorwoda Member Posts: 694 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    rob2485 wrote: »
    nah I like the approach Micheal Westen's father would take. If it doesn't do what you want keep banging on it til it does.

    The technical term for that is "percussive maintenance". :D
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    xtern1tyxtern1ty Member Posts: 796 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Green it is... Engage! :cool:
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    deciusmudeciusmu Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    ENGAGE!....the red dot of death has vanished..(on the east coast at leasr)
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    xtern1tyxtern1ty Member Posts: 796 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote: »
    Holodeck is back up! We're sorry about the inconvenience! Your ship is ready and our latest blog about the Summer Event is coming shortly!

    Looking forward to it, thanks!
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    thlaylierahthlaylierah Member Posts: 2,984 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I have to go to work now.

    Thanks for wasting my time Cryptic.

    Please schedule all further down times for when I am at work.
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    rajathomasrajathomas Member Posts: 130 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    kimony wrote: »
    Top Ten Reasons The Server is Down...

    10. Hamster's, still on last years calendar, thought today was a holiday.

    9. Somebody repeated the word "Gecko" 3 times

    8. Network administrators Jenga tower collapses injuring 3 and disabling the servers.

    7. Even the servers are tired of the grinding

    6. In a freak occurrance, all the random discoonnects occur simultaneously.

    5. Server stuck in PVP queue

    4. Server was bought with Zen BEFORE probation ended and is now bound to character.

    3. Player spent Lobi on Dyson Science Destroyer, server died laughing.

    2. Server went looking for Sulu

    And the #1 reason the server is down..

    1. Iconians... The pixelated kind.

    :P

    HAHA, well done.
    izf25xI.jpg
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    cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    thlaylierah wrote: »
    I have to go to work now.

    Thanks for wasting my time Cryptic.

    Please schedule all further down times for when I am at work.

    lol, I think the server went down just to mess with you!
    Armada: Multiplying fleet projects in need of dilithium by 13."
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    diabolical91diabolical91 Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    khamseenair wrote: »
    Woot! Back to killing Iconians! :D

    Heralds actually and I LOVE my iconian shield an 3 piece
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    midniteshadow7midniteshadow7 Member Posts: 787 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    thlaylierah wrote: »
    I have to go to work now.

    Thanks for wasting my time Cryptic.

    Please schedule all further down times for when I am at work.

    Same time tomorrow then! ;)
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    vern1701vern1701 Member Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    kimony wrote: »
    Top Ten Reasons The Server is Down...

    10. Hamster's, still on last years calendar, thought today was a holiday.

    9. Somebody repeated the word "Gecko" 3 times

    8. Network administrators Jenga tower collapses injuring 3 and disabling the servers.

    7. Even the servers are tired of the grinding

    6. In a freak occurrance, all the random discoonnects occur simultaneously.

    5. Server stuck in PVP queue

    4. Server was bought with Zen BEFORE probation ended and is now bound to character.

    3. Player spent Lobi on Dyson Science Destroyer, server died laughing.

    2. Server went looking for Sulu

    And the #1 reason the server is down..

    1. Iconians... The pixelated kind.

    :P

    And an added one in case the servers went boom:

    Bonus: A stray chain of Omega molecules from an Iconian experiment in the Delta Quadrant exploded, causing the servers to melt. All of space is rendered warp inactive for 3 months while the techs purchase 50 new servers with multiple backups and transfer the base code to the main Bridge server. Holodeck remains offline until further notice. :eek:

    If you're going to construct Doomsday scenarios, go drastically big.:D
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    monkeybone13monkeybone13 Member Posts: 4,640 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    The servers went down because there was an explosion at the dilithium mine. No fatalities. Only miner injuries reported. ;)
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