(i don't remember any warhammer...unless that's the franchise kayla comes from, which i don't think it is
as i recall, that was macross or something
and i've never heard of eberron, so i can be forgiven for not recognizing that one whenever it showed up)
(Man, you've never played Eberron?
You haven't LIVED, man. It's like a steampunk D&D setting, with airships and trains and stuff, sort of a Roaring 20s feel with magic instead of technology.
Plus it has all the standard high fantasy stuff, and...well, just read the damn campaign setting and let your brain catch fire)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*Anubis's fleet approaches* MINION! Target the carriers on the left and right ONLY! Ba'al is mine to eliminate. *Minions salute* HAIL ANUBIS!*Ba'al's ship appears on the viewer* Ba'll, you will surrender of feel my wrath. *Coms close*
*A Gratuitous Hamminess-class devastator starship, basically a gun the size of Detroit with an engine pod attached, drops out of hyperspace just within the Extreme Prejudice-class command ship Grand Supreme High Doctor Overlord Fraiser's shields and powers up its titanic main gun*
*High General Supreme Danger Magnet Daniel Jackson hails the enemy ship*
Jackson: Ok, Anubis, you have this one chance to come quietly or we'll destroy the fabric of reality of your entire fleet.
*aside, to minion*
Be sure to set off the plasma leak just as I give the order to fire, I owe Carter a favor and she stands to make fifteen billion Hands of Ba'al on this bet.
My reply? Oh you meaningless whelp..... You think you have a chance? I advise you to check your scanners again....... *30 smaller carrier class vessels phase into view* To Minion: If any of them move, OBLITERATE THEM. Nothing will deny me my DOMINION! *Minions: HAIL ANUBIS!*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,687Community Moderator
edited October 2014
The kind who wasn't a pet owner to begin with Shadow. I honestly don't know where this dog came from.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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My reply? Oh you meaningless whelp..... You think you have a chance? I advise you to check your scanners again....... *30 smaller carrier class vessels phase into view* To Minion: If any of them move, OBLITERATE THEM. Nothing will deny me my DOMINION! *Minions: HAIL ANUBIS!*
Jackson: Decohere them. Hail Ba'al!
*He is burned to death by a suspiciously localized plasma leak and is rushed off to the sarcophagus chambers for hasty resurrection, winning a bet for Carter in the process*
*The devastator fires one shot. The Higgs field in the entire area where Anubis's fleet is gathered ceases to exist for a femtosecond, instantly fragmenting and then reforging the fabric of reality. The result is every atom in the area being instantly flung in a random direction at near lightspeed, transforming the entire fleet into subatomic slag*
Minion: Oh, potties, the Vizier wanted him alive.
Minion 2: Eh, they should've known better than to take on the Regime with ANYTHING less than Ha'ni-level firepower.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*laughs* You actually thought that I was ON my command ship? I suggest you look behind you.... *transporter rings appear and a whole squad of Anubite soldiers appear* Take their crew prisoner while I deal with this fool... Shall we end this once and for all, weakling? *armor forms over body*
*drops a few more treats on the ground for the lab*
(and what is ha'ni level firepower?
for that matter, what are ha'ni?)
(Read "Invasion". They have invincible ships and their standard weaponry is ten times as strong as the main gun of an Undine bioship even at low power.)
*laughs* You actually thought that I was ON my command ship? I suggest you look behind you.... *transporter rings appear and a whole squad of Anubite soldiers appear* Take their crew prisoner while I deal with this fool... Shall we end this once and for all, weakling? *armor forms over body*
*Minions are immediately transported off, freshly-revived Jackson and all, and the entire ship is immediately evacuated and hosed with white-hot caustic plasma as the computer systems self-destruct*
*High General Carter watches from a cloaked Dark Intent-class superdestroyer, a ship that's literally impossible to detect while cloaked and can 1-shot anything but the Superior Force with its main gun*
Carter: Yeah, no. The Regime is absurdly overprepared, partly thanks to me but mostly thanks to Colonel--I mean, High General O'Neill.
(silly anubis...you should know villains like that are like cockroaches - nearly impossible to kill
besides, you can always roll out one of your STO characters and join rattler, myself, kuntel and rose as we prepare to disembark for the delta quadrant; you aren't limited to one, and you aren't even limited to the species the game saddles you with
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
((Dang, you killed me already, now what am I gonna do? Server's still not back up... And this was actually really fun))
(Eh, keep playing; I'm doing multiple mains and a bunch of the NPCs at this point, Shadowfang was Diablo for a while, Kuntel technically had multiple characters, Jade's character got cloned, Ryan brought his STO character in at some point...
We're in the Trekverse right now, you could just bring in your main and we could make it a motley little fleet out to PWNZOR the DQ.
The thing with fighting the Regime is that they've got scavenged, repurposed, and upgraded tech from literally dozens of universes and galaxies. Hell, Diablo was effectively a god and inhabited our most powerful guy (Shadow, who is stupidly OP), and we finally beat him with massive firepower. The Vizier's command ship is invincible and blows up star systems.
It's basically impossible to beat the Regime; even the Daleks tried a few times and failed. Plus Ba'al has the Doctor on speed dial, just in case.)
(silly anubis...you should know villains like that are like cockroaches - nearly impossible to kill
besides, you can always roll out one of your STO characters and join rattler, myself, kuntel and rose as we prepare to disembark for the delta quadrant; you aren't limited to one, and you aren't even limited to the species the game saddles you with
mine is a werewolf, by the way)
(Yeah, basically this...My main PC characters at this point are Rachel Connor (Human MACO trooper who was assimilated, liberated, and turned into a living weapon by a psychopath), and the Grand Vizier (hammy Human augment and college kid who got hired by Ba'al because he happened to be in the area and was nerdy). I also do the NPCs Ba'al, Fraiser, and the SG-1 guys.)
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,687Community Moderator
edited October 2014
*Shrugs*
I'll have to ask Kuntel if he knows where the dog came from.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,687Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*stares at the hand with an unreadable expression on his muzzle*
i could tell
*sighs and rubs his eyes wearily*
i'm sorry too...i shouldn't have overreacted like that - not that i had much choice in the matter; anyway, i can see you have business with jade, so don't let me interrupt you
*stuffs his paws in his pocket and starts to walk out of the room*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,687Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
the portal anchor is about to dissipate into nothingness. But it has been there for 6 months, pretty much stable over that entire time. So why it it now dissipating? We know other then me, we had one other visitor use that portal. but why keep it operable for 6 months, and now allow it to dissipate?
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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(Man, you've never played Eberron?
You haven't LIVED, man. It's like a steampunk D&D setting, with airships and trains and stuff, sort of a Roaring 20s feel with magic instead of technology.
Plus it has all the standard high fantasy stuff, and...well, just read the damn campaign setting and let your brain catch fire)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*A Gratuitous Hamminess-class devastator starship, basically a gun the size of Detroit with an engine pod attached, drops out of hyperspace just within the Extreme Prejudice-class command ship Grand Supreme High Doctor Overlord Fraiser's shields and powers up its titanic main gun*
*High General Supreme Danger Magnet Daniel Jackson hails the enemy ship*
Jackson: Ok, Anubis, you have this one chance to come quietly or we'll destroy the fabric of reality of your entire fleet.
*aside, to minion*
Be sure to set off the plasma leak just as I give the order to fire, I owe Carter a favor and she stands to make fifteen billion Hands of Ba'al on this bet.
*to Anubis*
Well, insolent rebel scum? What is your answer?
Hail Ba'al!
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Jackson: Decohere them. Hail Ba'al!
*He is burned to death by a suspiciously localized plasma leak and is rushed off to the sarcophagus chambers for hasty resurrection, winning a bet for Carter in the process*
*The devastator fires one shot. The Higgs field in the entire area where Anubis's fleet is gathered ceases to exist for a femtosecond, instantly fragmenting and then reforging the fabric of reality. The result is every atom in the area being instantly flung in a random direction at near lightspeed, transforming the entire fleet into subatomic slag*
Minion: Oh, potties, the Vizier wanted him alive.
Minion 2: Eh, they should've known better than to take on the Regime with ANYTHING less than Ha'ni-level firepower.
Hail Ba'al!
*drops a few more treats on the ground for the lab*
(and what is ha'ni level firepower?
for that matter, what are ha'ni?)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Hey, Tala, Captain doing anything important in there?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
(Read "Invasion". They have invincible ships and their standard weaponry is ten times as strong as the main gun of an Undine bioship even at low power.)
*Minions are immediately transported off, freshly-revived Jackson and all, and the entire ship is immediately evacuated and hosed with white-hot caustic plasma as the computer systems self-destruct*
*High General Carter watches from a cloaked Dark Intent-class superdestroyer, a ship that's literally impossible to detect while cloaked and can 1-shot anything but the Superior Force with its main gun*
Carter: Yeah, no. The Regime is absurdly overprepared, partly thanks to me but mostly thanks to Colonel--I mean, High General O'Neill.
Hail Ba'al!
besides, you can always roll out one of your STO characters and join rattler, myself, kuntel and rose as we prepare to disembark for the delta quadrant; you aren't limited to one, and you aren't even limited to the species the game saddles you with
mine is a werewolf, by the way)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(Eh, keep playing; I'm doing multiple mains and a bunch of the NPCs at this point, Shadowfang was Diablo for a while, Kuntel technically had multiple characters, Jade's character got cloned, Ryan brought his STO character in at some point...
We're in the Trekverse right now, you could just bring in your main and we could make it a motley little fleet out to PWNZOR the DQ.
The thing with fighting the Regime is that they've got scavenged, repurposed, and upgraded tech from literally dozens of universes and galaxies. Hell, Diablo was effectively a god and inhabited our most powerful guy (Shadow, who is stupidly OP), and we finally beat him with massive firepower. The Vizier's command ship is invincible and blows up star systems.
It's basically impossible to beat the Regime; even the Daleks tried a few times and failed. Plus Ba'al has the Doctor on speed dial, just in case.)
(Yeah, basically this...My main PC characters at this point are Rachel Connor (Human MACO trooper who was assimilated, liberated, and turned into a living weapon by a psychopath), and the Grand Vizier (hammy Human augment and college kid who got hired by Ba'al because he happened to be in the area and was nerdy). I also do the NPCs Ba'al, Fraiser, and the SG-1 guys.)
I'll have to ask Kuntel if he knows where the dog came from.
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well, in the meantime, how about you give the order to get going? the delta quadrant awaits!
*poses and points dramatically in the general direction of japori*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Its Rose.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
don't answer that until you've gotten us moving, please...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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Krys, the portal anchor...Shadow. (Rose walks over to the big lycan)
(She sticks her hand out)
Im sorry for the last time we saw each other, I had no clue.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
i could tell
*sighs and rubs his eyes wearily*
i'm sorry too...i shouldn't have overreacted like that - not that i had much choice in the matter; anyway, i can see you have business with jade, so don't let me interrupt you
*stuffs his paws in his pocket and starts to walk out of the room*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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Shadow, I want you to hear this. You might have an idea me or Mel haven't thought of.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
what is it?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.