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Stargate Hail Ba'al Rambling

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  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    K, what possessed you to get a dog?

    (Looks at Shadow having problems with the dog.)

    Lightwieght.
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    hey, you try holding onto one of these squirmy huge things while half drunk!
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    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    After 3 shots, you're losing your touch, Shadow.

    Come on, Kuntel, do you even know where you got the dog at?
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I didn't get the dog. It just showed up.

    *Pets it.*

    But it's cute sooooo.....
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    So was shadow in feral form, till he crapped on himself. Then he just smelled.

    (Rose sighs)

    Am I the only person that want to shove Rachel out the nearest airlock the next time we get close to a black hole?
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *finally gives up on the dog and lets it go with a throw of his arms*

    not really...she shares my extreme disdain for worffan, so i like her

    and i did not TRIBBLE myself! as far as i'm aware, i just wet myself...multiple times
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    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Nope. I want to eviscerate and then fix her up and kill her again, like Galen did to that ape...
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    why am i the only one here who actually likes her? okay, so she's a little...crude with regards to language use, but i'd say i'm far worse
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    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Seen too many people like her, turned into a living weapon, either by fighting so long, or in her case turned into one, forgetting how to be humane. I think she needs to see our shirnk. Before someone here gets hurt.
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *The Grand Vizier Alarm goes off, followed by a thud and a girlish shriek of pain*

    GV *in helium voice*: OW!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?????

    Hail Ba'al!
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *sighs and muzzlepaws*

    mr. empty-pants is here...
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    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    So, he found the helium storage tanks again?
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    nah, sounds more like someone kicked him in that place no non-reptillian male likes to be kicked...probably by our resident living weapon MACO
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *The door opens, and the Vizier, clutching his balls and with his underpants pulled up all the way to his head in the back, is punted through (literally) by Rachel*

    Rachel: All yours, Sir. He beamed in through the shields and started making an arrogant speech about how he was here to save you from any threat.

    He was loud, too.

    *winks and heads off for a drink*
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *looks down at the pathetic crumpled heap of moaning flesh, then looks back up at rose*

    see? told ya

    and remind me to shake her hand the next time i see her
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Im surprised he's even moaning.

    Eventually, he will wear a cup.
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,728 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    As long as she tones down on the hate... I can see her sticking around a bit.

    Word of advice worffan... leave your quotas at the airlock when coming aboard the Lexington.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    shadowfang240 wrote: »
    *looks down at the pathetic crumpled heap of moaning flesh, then looks back up at rose*

    see? told ya

    and remind me to shake her hand the next time i see her

    *the Vizier whimpers and rolls over awkwardly, ripping his underpants because of the atomic wedgie*

    ooooooooooooooowwwwwwww......

    hail ba'al...
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *Kicks Worffan in the face.*
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *shakes his head*

    geez, kuntel...i thought you'd gotten over that kind of thing

    kicking a man while he's down...that's not very sporting
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Assassin. And he was being an idiot again.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,728 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    Can we not torment anyone before we go into unexplored territory?
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Kicks Worffan in the face.*

    *his foot breaks, but the Vizier moans again*

    oooooowwwwww...

    I was just filling up my Hamminess Quota...

    Hail Ba'al...
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    yeah, speaking of...how about we get to that? everyone else is probably already halfway there

    i'm surprised spacedock hasn't hailed you yet asking what the delay is
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    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,728 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    *Holds up a PADD*
    Taking on a few more supplies for the newly established Delta Command facility.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *his foot breaks, but the Vizier moans again*

    oooooowwwwww...

    I was just filling up my Hamminess Quota...

    Hail Ba'al...

    *Having experience with the Vizier, wore tritium layered boots.*
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *The dog bounces around the Vizier, then licks his face.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    GV: Nice...puppy...

    Hail Ba'al!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,728 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    Kuntel... is it just me, or does that dog seem to know us?
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *Then dog starts dancing on Worffan, having identified him as the floor, due to the metal that can be smelled and tasted though his skin. The dog then curls up and sleeps on Worffan.*
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