Originally Posted by lincolninspace
The moderators are going to shut down this thread because it is much too silly! I mean I like a good laugh as much as anybody besides my wife and her friends, or ok I may not laugh as much as most people but I still think this thread is rather silly.
Some silliness is good for the forum. This place is way too serious sometimes, even me. But this is in Ten Forward for a reason, since it's mostly off-topic stuff here.
I believe he means, "But I'm not having things getting silly. Those last two sketches got very silly indeed. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except for perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do." :P
"Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life..."
Ferengi businessman: Chairman, sir, ladies and gentlemen. I have great pleasure in announcing in cutbacks of 12 million Energy Credits, a refund of 7.5 million dilithium from the Vlugta branch, and 3.3 million quatloos, *insert more business-babble here*, I am pleased to say that this firm made in profit, 1 bar of gold pressed latinum.
I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
It was a dark and stormy night when the ferengi tax collector knocked on the door.
Ferengi Tax colector: Good evening gentleman, I am pleased to inform you that due to your marginal costs being to high and because we just implemented UFP bussines model you owe us exactly 1 bar of gold pressed latinum.
*He sees 1 bar of latinum on the table and takes it.*
Tax collector: It was a pleasure doing business with you.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.
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The moderators are going to shut down this thread because it is much too silly! I mean I like a good laugh as much as anybody besides my wife and her friends, or ok I may not laugh as much as most people but I still think this thread is rather silly.
I believe he means, "But I'm not having things getting silly. Those last two sketches got very silly indeed. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except for perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do." :P
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life..."
Ferengi Tax colector: Good evening gentleman, I am pleased to inform you that due to your marginal costs being to high and because we just implemented UFP bussines model you owe us exactly 1 bar of gold pressed latinum.
*He sees 1 bar of latinum on the table and takes it.*
Tax collector: It was a pleasure doing business with you.