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  • ajma420ajma420 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    tom40s wrote: »
    stop sticking shinny things in the outlet you keep blowing a fusee over there. :D

    Ohhhhhh... my bad
    Light Speed! - No, light speed is too slow. We need LUDICROUS SPEED!

    Ajma420 - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Federation
    Catherine The Great - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Empire
    Vladimir - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Rihannsu Empire
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  • maddog0000doommaddog0000doom Member Posts: 1,017 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    ROFL! Thanks, that really made my laugh for today! Perfect dose of sarcasm :D

    hehehe i aim to please.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • supergaminggeeksupergaminggeek Member Posts: 616 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I think something went wrong with the server hamsters again.
  • vegie0vegie0 Member Posts: 480 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Good News Captains, the new ETA will be on Thrusday July 4th, we will have you back in game then... Don't worry thats when normal maintanence is... just wait to play the game until then... :(
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • reltehhtuoyreltehhtuoy Member Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    weirdoman1 wrote: »
    Seems I was right.

    You were right. You are now incharge of customer relations on patches.
  • thestargazethestargaze Member Posts: 1,020 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    otowi wrote: »
    Ummm.... Where is the promised dev blog about the Scimitar?? Bran? Devs?? Anyone??

    Really dissapointed right now. What a let down :(.
    lannister4 wrote: »
    Extended :(
    Another hour + a half?

    I am not going to be able to be on STO am I today?

    I am so sad. I won't be able to make my runs today...
  • doalxkdoalxk Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Well sadly, Here's yet another update of my Timer
  • martin1970giesenmartin1970giesen Member Posts: 217 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I wonder what they now have broken... simple 3 hour down-time extenden 2x 1 hour
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    Bone Trader don't belief in a no-win senario, Kirk's protege. Fed Tac.
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  • ajma420ajma420 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I think something went wrong with the server hamsters again.

    they beamed it to Risa by accident
    Light Speed! - No, light speed is too slow. We need LUDICROUS SPEED!

    Ajma420 - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Federation
    Catherine The Great - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Empire
    Vladimir - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Rihannsu Empire
  • trekie564trekie564 Member Posts: 345 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I think something went wrong with the server hamsters again.

    TRIBBLES!!!! not hampsters
    this is not a flame, if you consider it a flame, i apologize. it is not meant as such.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    LLAP, everyone.
  • chris919ukchris919uk Member Posts: 189 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    2-3 hours sure thats fair enough for an update.

    4 hours well that strains my patience somewhat but I can live with it, kind of.

    5 hours that just seriously takes the mickey. 130mb patch takes 5 hours. Seriously what are you guys doing? Taking the server apart and reassembling it like Lego perhaps, playing golf or eating pizza? I'm starting to wonder what is you actually do.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon, taH pagh, taH be"
  • masterkeychnk5masterkeychnk5 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    So where is the so called big patch that would fix all the bugs in this rediculously bugged game?

    I bet their ticket list is so big they don't even know where to start.

    3 Hours for a handful of 'changes', where almost all are related to the latest Risa grind BS? lol
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] I am not Snakie, MT is!
  • xero328xero328 Member Posts: 131 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Atleast give some idea to the paying player of what is wrong. Did someone spill headlight fluid in the server? Looking for a metric TRIBBLE driver?

    Left-handed duct tape needed to reattach cover of server where they changed the car buss fuses...actually replaced them with paper clips...it'll be all good, I saw it on MacGyver
  • devinfirestonedevinfirestone Member Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    2nd longest maintenance?
  • perfectcrypticperfectcryptic Member Posts: 266 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Hi Captains. We're going to need to extend maintenance again. Our new ETA is 1 hour & 15 minutes from now. We'll get you back in-game ASAP!

    Cheers,

    Brandon =/\=

    Was going to hop on today for 30 mins or so. Now I know why the Summer event is going for much longer... I can't be bothered and when I can be the server is down. Top it off by the server needing 'emergency maintenance' on Thursday... :D
  • trekie564trekie564 Member Posts: 345 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    well, scratch off one of the 10 days to get the ppearls for the starcruser...
    this is not a flame, if you consider it a flame, i apologize. it is not meant as such.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    LLAP, everyone.
  • killjack0killjack0 Member Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    trekie564 wrote: »
    TRIBBLES!!!! not hampsters


    I thought they were Epophs now?
  • tom40stom40s Member Posts: 132 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I bet the doctor could fix it
  • ajma420ajma420 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    They're coming, I know they're coming, I can feel it.











    Ques....
    Light Speed! - No, light speed is too slow. We need LUDICROUS SPEED!

    Ajma420 - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Federation
    Catherine The Great - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Empire
    Vladimir - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Rihannsu Empire
  • phalanx01phalanx01 Member Posts: 360 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Extended a "normal" maintenance twice? What's really going on there at Cryptic HQ?
  • trekie564trekie564 Member Posts: 345 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    killjack0 wrote: »
    I thought they were Epophs now?

    Both. 4 eppohs,Over 9000 tribbles.
    this is not a flame, if you consider it a flame, i apologize. it is not meant as such.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    LLAP, everyone.
  • xero328xero328 Member Posts: 131 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I am so sad. I won't be able to make my runs today...

    here's some STAGG chili so you get your runs they call it STAGG cause an hour after you eat it your wife leaves u and you are clubbing STAG
  • tonyalmeida2tonyalmeida2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Legacy of Romulus took what 6-8 hours? This maint. is taking at least 5? For the patch notes that are listed? Please.
    pvp = small package
  • crimpson7crimpson7 Member Posts: 76 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    1 more hour. I hope that the result will be worth the waiting
    The Wildcards Fleet =/\=
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    Admiral Atraxis of the U.S.S. Daskalogiannis (Avenger class Cruiser) "I am Iron Cat!"
  • weirdoman1weirdoman1 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I've said it once and I'll say it again, the hamsters can't run if you forget to FEED THEM!
    Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be... "Go to hell"... if I were human.

    Data: Captain, I believe I speak for everyone here, sir, when I say, "To hell with our orders." :cool:
  • embrosilembrosil Member Posts: 163 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Heh, another hour. What a bunch of monkeys. But if your goal was to lost another customer, you did a great job.
  • robert98989robert98989 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    trekie564 wrote: »
    TRIBBLES!!!! not hampsters

    yjey were beamed over to a klingon server
  • brojaycbrojayc Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Hey Cryptic!

    It only took me 60 seconds to download and apply the patch. Why is it taking you 5 hours?
  • romeowhiskey4romeowhiskey4 Member Posts: 266 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    What you should do is electrify their (devs) keyboards...every time they say they are going to be late, shove 20 volts down the keys... Ergo, they learn to keep to the specified time and they make sure it's an accurate assesment....
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