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I wish to register a complaint.

mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
edited July 2013 in Ten Forward
Namely that I'd like to complain about this Risian bird I purchased not half-an-hour ago. :D:P
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pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Oh yes, the, uh, the Andorian Blue... What's, uh... What's wrong with it?
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    sander233 wrote: »
    Oh yes, the, uh, the Andorian Blue... What's, uh... What's wrong with it?

    It's dead. /10 chars
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    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    No, no he's not dead, he's... he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Andorian Blue, i'n'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
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    medtac124medtac124 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    medtac124 wrote: »
    The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

    No no, it's restin'.
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    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    defalusdefalus Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    No no, it's restin'.

    Well if you know it's restin, why are you complainin?
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    pwecangetlostpwecangetlost Member Posts: 538 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Its a polly-gon!
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    jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,366 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Look, if it's "restin'", I'll wake it up! WAKE UP!! WAKE UP, ANDY ANDORIAN!! <smacks cage> I'VE GOT A NICE CUTTLEFISH FOR YOU IF YOU WAKE UP, BIRDY! <smacks cage again>

    Now that's what I call a dead Andorian Blue.
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    jonsills wrote: »
    Look, if it's "restin'", I'll wake it up! WAKE UP!! WAKE UP, ANDY ANDORIAN!! <smacks cage> I'VE GOT A NICE CUTTLEFISH FOR YOU IF YOU WAKE UP, BIRDY! <smacks cage again>

    Now that's what I call a dead Andorian Blue.

    *smacks cage* There it moved!
    defalus wrote: »
    Well if you know it's restin, why are you complainin?

    I'm sorry, I have a cold. :D
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    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,366 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    *smacks cage* There it moved!
    No it didn't - that was you hitting the cage!
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    jonsills wrote: »
    No it didn't - that was you hitting the cage!

    I did not!!
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    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,366 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Look, if it's "restin'", why did it fall flat on its back the moment I got it home?
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    jonsills wrote: »
    Look, if it's "restin'", why did it fall flat on its back the moment I got it home?

    The Andorian Blue prefers sleepin on it's back. It's a beautiful bird, lovely plumage.
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    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    ambassadormolariambassadormolari Member Posts: 709 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Look, I took the liberty of examining the Andorian blue when I got home, and I discovered that the only reason it had sitting in its perch in the first place is because it had been NAILED there.
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    defalusdefalus Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    ambassadormolari wrote: »
    Look, I took the liberty of examining the Andorian blue when I got home, and I discovered that the only reason it had sitting in its perch in the first place is because it had been NAILED there.

    "Nailed" oooh that's such a woody word.
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    ambassadormolari wrote: »
    Look, I took the liberty of examining the Andorian blue when I got home, and I discovered that the only reason it had sitting in its perch in the first place is because it had been NAILED there.

    Well of course it was nailed there; otherwise it would've nuzzled up to those bars and VOOM!!
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    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! He's bleedin' demised! E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! E's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! He's f***in' snuffed it! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    defalus wrote: »
    "Nailed" oooh that's such a woody word.

    All the naughty words are woody...
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
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    gavinrunebladegavinruneblade Member Posts: 3,894 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    sander233 wrote: »
    "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! He's bleedin' demised! E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! E's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! He's f***in' snuffed it! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

    Well I'd better replace it then.
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    jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,366 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    gavinruneblade wrote: »
    Well I'd better replace it then.
    If you want to get anything done on this planet, you've got to complain 'til you're blue in the mouth!
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    jonsills wrote: »
    If you want to get anything done on this planet, you've got to complain 'til you're blue in the mouth!

    I've got an Edosian slug.
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    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    Pray, does it talk?
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    sander233 wrote: »
    Pray, does it talk?

    *shrug* Not really, no.
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    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    twamtwam Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    *shrug* Not really, no.

    Then it's hardly a replacement, is it?
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    twam wrote: »
    Then it's hardly a replacement, is it?

    Tell you what, tell you what, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Boltan, he'll replace your bird for you.
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    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    What the hell is going on here? :confused:
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited June 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    Tell you what, tell you what, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Boltan, he'll replace your bird for you.

    Or I could use a bit of necro... No okay then.
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    malkarrismalkarris Member Posts: 797 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    centersolace wrote: »
    What the hell is going on here? :confused:

    Look up Month Python dead parrot on youtube.

    And I'm now old enough to tell you young wipper snappers about what it was like back in my day apparently. We had to wait for a program to go into reruns to see an episode again.
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    amurorx0amurorx0 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    *ahem*

    And now for something completely different.

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    ambassadormolariambassadormolari Member Posts: 709 Arc User
    edited June 2013
    amurorx0 wrote: »
    *ahem*

    And now for something completely different.

    <BOOM!>

    (Staggers in from out of nowhere)

    It's...
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