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OK we're obviously trapped in some kind of spatial distortion. The closer I move the further away target gets. Now 13000+ deep but haven't moved a fraction.
Protip: Cryptic ain't gonna do anything about it. They don't care if Jeff from London, or Bobby Sue from Florida thinks they need to update their servers. Or be faster with updating. Unless it starts with "Profit Report", they dgaf.
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Pay no attention to the dates and titles under my name at the left! I am a Career Officer, Lifetime Sub since launch, was in the Beta. Having problems with my forum account.
Cryptic needs to upgrade their servers. AGAIN. Because this is ridiculous, how many people are waiting to play. I was on earlier today, when the servers first came up from the patch, and I may be a free to play, but I don't care. I want to play. If any Golds or Lifetimes think they're entitled to log in instantly while us silver players wait forever for the queue to end, they're dead wrong. That wasn't in the subscription features.
I was going to log in to get those 2 kdf consoles first... I wished now I just went into making my first romulan instead. Other grinds at this point to switch multiple toons are out of the question right now.
Looks like we might just hit the Tribble numbers after all. :rolleyes:
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Tried to log in about 20 minutes ago and I'm 6807 in the queue of now 13,003. The queue keeps going up, but my position has been 6807 the entire time. This is basically one of the many reasons you guys at Cryptic won't be getting money from me for a lifetime subscription.
Eve Online has less money to work with and whenever they release new expansions, they never have server problems like this, people aren't stuck in queues, and it's playable shortly after the downtime brings the servers back up.
There's no excuse for this regular level of incompetence. Get new servers already for Jesus' sakes.
Patching 11 files, 0 KB/s
SERVER NOT RESPONDING (362.32s)
Patching 87 files, 160.08 KB/s
There are 4827 people ahead of me in line. There have been 4827 people ahead of me since 10:15. That means in the last 45 minutes NO ONE has gotten in ahead of me. Does EA host the Holodeck server?
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Cryptic has upgraded the game to more efficiently TRIBBLE off a lot more players at once.
Now you can also know how many other people are pissed off along with you, simultaneously. It takes the guesswork out of it.
I've only been playing for a few weeks here. Should I assume not all of the servers have come back online yet post outage? I sure hope that's what's going on.
The servers crash on a regular basis, at least twice a week. Seeing as how they don't have the capacity for the 10,000 players waiting to log in, my guess is they need to move their server farm from Mom's garage to Mom's basement. Capacity planning is apparently not a strong point for this team.
Tried to log in about 20 minutes ago and I'm 6807 in the queue of now 13,003. The queue keeps going up, but my position has been 6807 the entire time. This is basically one of the many reasons you guys at Cryptic won't be getting money from me for a lifetime subscription.
Eve Online has less money to work with and whenever they release new expansions, they never have server problems like this, people aren't stuck in queues, and it's playable shortly after the downtime brings the servers back up.
There's no excuse for this regular level of incompetence. Get new servers already for Jesus' sakes.
I am probally wrong but what I think their que system does is it puts LTS first, then golds, then former golds, and then silver.
Edit: I have LTS been waiting about 20 mins and am at 329 right now.
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Thank you for that. It's the first time I've LOLed at something in these forums in a week.
Don't believe the lies in this forum. I am NOT an ARC user. I play STO on Steam or not at all.
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Why don't they just change the message to "You ain't f***in' playing today, TRIBBLE. Go away."
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Pay no attention to the dates and titles under my name at the left! I am a Career Officer, Lifetime Sub since launch, was in the Beta. Having problems with my forum account.
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I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Eve Online has less money to work with and whenever they release new expansions, they never have server problems like this, people aren't stuck in queues, and it's playable shortly after the downtime brings the servers back up.
There's no excuse for this regular level of incompetence. Get new servers already for Jesus' sakes.
SERVER NOT RESPONDING (362.32s)
Patching 87 files, 160.08 KB/s
No, they did, they icreased their game capacity with neverwinter online on a same server :PPP
Silvers should be kicked? Can't agree with that one. You were just too slow to be one the first bunch on, even if you pay.
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." - Carl Sagan
Oh I knew I forgot something, my main hasn't renewed his starship license and it expired in 2409, that was three years ago!
Yet.
2017/13951
Ahhhh, the cries of the self-entitled. Yes, feed me more! Cry more! It nourishes me, your tears!
I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Now you can also know how many other people are pissed off along with you, simultaneously. It takes the guesswork out of it.
The servers crash on a regular basis, at least twice a week. Seeing as how they don't have the capacity for the 10,000 players waiting to log in, my guess is they need to move their server farm from Mom's garage to Mom's basement. Capacity planning is apparently not a strong point for this team.
I am probally wrong but what I think their que system does is it puts LTS first, then golds, then former golds, and then silver.
Edit: I have LTS been waiting about 20 mins and am at 329 right now.