Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
Quick guide to know who you are in a server outage thread:
1. 25% of the posters mention reversing the polarity.
2. 25% guess how high the page count goes.
3. 49% find related youtube videos that thinly relate to the situation.
4 .5% post random comments. (Me!! Hi Mom!!)
5..5% Blame cryptic
hmm you forgot about the percentage of people posting star trek jokes.
can't connect from here still down sounds like some tribbles got loose.
oh well finally we get something maybe worth waiting for and cryptic does an epic launch fail way to go does this mean we all who posted here get 9000 zen for our stress?
thank you
Its still waking up. Should be good in a couple minutes unless its just a test to see if the problem is resolved.
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So the main site at http://sto.perfectworld.com still reports server status as up.
We all know this to not be true.
I'm guessing that since this outage is affecting all games that they are just too busy fire fighting to be bothered with updating the status. :mad:
And, of course, it figures that this happens on the last day of the CC event so those of us who haven't collected enough Crystal Shards are just SOL. :mad:
ARGHHH!!!
It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Klingons: Today, is a good day to die. Federation: Today, no one needs to die. Romulans: Today is a good day for somebody else to die.
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Oh lord, not stability. Anything but stability. Every time they patch stability improvements...
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
bran is checkin your pron ..... seeing what he'd like fer his self...
hmm you forgot about the percentage of people posting star trek jokes.
for instance
How many ears does Picard have?
...
3. A right ear, a left ear, and a final front ear
oh well finally we get something maybe worth waiting for and cryptic does an epic launch fail way to go
thank you
"No matter where you go...there you are."
but the launcher works...lol
Just sayin'
I am very serious, and don't call me Shirley. :P
We all know this to not be true.
I'm guessing that since this outage is affecting all games that they are just too busy fire fighting to be bothered with updating the status. :mad:
And, of course, it figures that this happens on the last day of the CC event so those of us who haven't collected enough Crystal Shards are just SOL. :mad:
ARGHHH!!!
Fed/Vulcan: T'jar Voltek Fleet: Section 31
Fed/Andorian: Lissan Ek'Noor sh'Aqabaa Fleet: Section 31
KDF/Cardi: K'Im Qah da Sian Fleet: Klingon Intelligence
KDF/Reman: R'Chras Jonzor Fleet: Klingon Intelligence
Federation: Today, no one needs to die.
Romulans: Today is a good day for somebody else to die.
We'll have to do that, because our clumsy animal handler at Cryptic didn't secure the hamster, so it fell from the wheel and bit the dust.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
LLAP, everyone.
I'd be happy with one zen for every post in this thread.