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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • vfr750fvfr750f Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Better not rush starting the warp core or we'll end up in another universe.
  • tw3tw3 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Ok we all chip in buy them a new wheel for the mouse... one that is shiny and doesn't break when the mouse dies.
  • wilsonfrontierwilsonfrontier Member Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    voporak wrote: »
    I'd be happy with one zen for every post in this thread.

    Amen! :o:D:D:D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • velquavelqua Member Posts: 1,220 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I'm in!








    ...to not having Neverwinter on the same server as Star Trek Online. :P
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  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

    Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

    First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...

    Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.

    First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!

    Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

    First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

    First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

    First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ***Disenchanted***
    Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
  • trekie564trekie564 Member Posts: 345 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    richardcranium63 wrote: »
    So the main site at http://sto.perfectworld.com still reports server status as up. :confused:
    We all know this to not be true. :(
    I'm guessing that since this outage is affecting all games that they are just too busy fire fighting to be bothered with updating the status. :mad:
    And, of course, it figures that this happens on the last day of the CC event so those of us who haven't collected enough Crystal Shards are just SOL. :mad:
    ARGHHH!!!

    CC ended at the mainance 10 AM CDT.
    this is not a flame, if you consider it a flame, i apologize. it is not meant as such.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    LLAP, everyone.
  • clannmacclannmac Member Posts: 279 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    jshign wrote: »
    It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

    What is dat?

    Go through his pockets and look for loose change...
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    Fleet Commander
    Caprica's Revenge
    (...actually active since November 2010, which may one day be important to archaeologists, but not to anyone else...)
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Look, everyone, we can't all rush into the game or we'll overload the servers...

    No...

    Wait!

    *gets crowd crushed*
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • richardbickrichardbick Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Launcher up. Server Staus light RED :mad:
  • godfearlessgodfearless Member Posts: 49 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    vfr750f wrote: »
    Better not rush starting the warp core or we'll end up in another universe.
    voporak wrote: »
    I'd be happy with one zen for every post in this thread.

    ya me to hope i get it
  • wilsonfrontierwilsonfrontier Member Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Can we make gorn jokes in here, so I feel at home at least? :P
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • jetwtfjetwtf Member Posts: 1,207
    edited May 2013
    well having the launcher work is better than not.
    Join Date: Nobody cares.
    "I'm drunk, whats your excuse for being an idiot?" - Unknown drunk man. :eek:
  • tango2bravotango2bravo Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    It gets to the login screen now, and the ghetto bridge, but you cant log all the way in to play.
  • dessniperdessniper Member Posts: 195 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I am on my 3rd bacon sandwich and 6th beer since the outage. Damn it Cryptic you better hurry up, I only have 5 more beers left.
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    As long as we're here....

    If you say banana slowly, you can hear the word gullible in it.

    Once you're done, look up the definition of gullible. :P
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • vfr750fvfr750f Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Ok another 1000 post and the server will be up.
  • architect13architect13 Member Posts: 1,076 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    voporak wrote: »
    We'll have to do that, because our clumsy animal handler at Cryptic didn't secure the hamster, so it fell from the wheel and bit the dust.

    Not a hamster -- an Epohh.
    Have you tried the new forum on your phone?
  • trekie564trekie564 Member Posts: 345 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    attempting game start, status coming.
    this is not a flame, if you consider it a flame, i apologize. it is not meant as such.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    LLAP, everyone.
  • loading159loading159 Member Posts: 184 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    voporak wrote: »
    Look, everyone, we can't all rush into the game or we'll overload the servers...

    No...

    Wait!

    *gets crowd crushed*

    I can immagine some engineers banging their heads on a bulk head going, " I fixed it, I fixed it!!!!" just to get run down by a mob of people trying to get back in that end up breaking it again.
    Captain Moe
    U.S.S. Prometheus
    Fleet Multi Vector Advanced Escort
    Resistance is futile
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "Don't worry, you're not stupid. You just have bad luck when you think."
  • rinksterrinkster Member Posts: 3,549 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wilsonfrontier wrote: »
    Can we make gorn jokes in here, so I feel at home at least? :P

    its all gorn wrong hasn't it?
  • chadhughes145chadhughes145 Member Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Didn't they at least WATCH STTNG before hiring Pakleds to handle the servers between their games? :eek: ;)
  • tw3tw3 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Ok i want to really understand this... They can put Romulans into the game right?..ok...

    But they can't keep a mouse a live? So we chip in for a new wheel and a sign..Please feed the mouse....
  • iridiumallyiridiumally Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The Tribble is a lie... :eek:
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    architect13 wrote: »
    Not a hamster -- an Epohh.

    Duuuuuude those things are waaaay too expensive. Hamsters do just fine, as long as you don't buy those crappy two-week lifespan ones, like the one that just died.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • greasemonkey981greasemonkey981 Member Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Hopefully the game servers will be online soon. I finished one MST3000 movie and I'm working through a second right now.
  • wilsonfrontierwilsonfrontier Member Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Quick, someone make a gorn joke! I'm starting to freak out! :(
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,694 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Asps. Very Dangerous. You go first
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    loading159 wrote: »
    I can immagine some engineers banging their heads on a bulk head going, " I fixed it, I fixed it!!!!" just to get run down by a mob of people trying to get back in that end up breaking it again.

    This is more true than you imagine. :(:D
  • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ
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    "No matter where you go...there you are."
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