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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • john98837john98837 Member Posts: 761 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The server lives!!!!!
  • badname834854badname834854 Member Posts: 1,186 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wolfpacknz wrote: »
    Good luck. We're all counting on you.

    I think I chose a bad week to quit sniffing glue...
  • shaitan100shaitan100 Member Posts: 131 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    has there been any word on a time when the server will be back up? i've looked but seen nothing.
  • xtern1tyxtern1ty Member Posts: 796 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Missed lol. Only one guy got the guess right at 100. :)
  • frtoasterfrtoaster Member Posts: 3,352 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    spork87 wrote: »
    they could blow out half the deck if they do that, I don't have faith in these engineers

    Just divert excess power to the magnetic containment field and stabilize the matter-antimatter intermix ratio.
    Waiting for a programmer ...
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  • brigadooombrigadooom Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    voporak wrote: »
    Well, I'm sorry folks but they couldn't save the hamster with CPR nor an AED. Someone go buy a new one, ASAP!

    They should buy a goldfish, they're far more resilient.
    ----
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    i need to shower but i dont want to miss this party hmmm
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • captsabercaptsaber Member Posts: 40 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    brigadooom wrote: »
    It would be amazing if this required a rollback to prior to today's patch :o


    Hehe, right. wait till they tell yea, WE BEEN RUNNING OFF THE BACK UP SERVER! and there is no back up of that! Oh well sorry! you all will have to start over from the Start again... So buy some zen to get that 1st ship... Or sorry we have lost all your info, no record of you every playing Sto... sorry..... do you have a CC card on you ? LOL:mad:
  • angarus1angarus1 Member Posts: 684 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Rad alert! Set phasers to fabulous!

    (Okay, I'm off for real now.)
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    huesoparker wrote: »
    I just want to thank the Academy for the award of post #1000. And all of my sycophants who supported me through this trying time.

    I tried to assassinate you, did I help?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ***Disenchanted***
    Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
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  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Well this is a singular singularity of sucktitude.
  • schizojrschizojr Member Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wolfpacknz wrote: »
    Good luck. We're all counting on you.

    Ahhh...Airplane. What a great comedy.
  • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Before I forget, a moment of silence....for Microwave!
    Kkerp5u.jpg?1

    "No matter where you go...there you are."
  • huesoparkerhuesoparker Member Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Time for a 4:20 safety meeting!
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The server is back up!

    *gets run over by the high-speed thread train*
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • chronoss2012chronoss2012 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    NO WAY

    http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/webdr01/2013/3/25/10/33-dogs-that-cannot-even-handle-it-right-now-1-30002-1364220126-0_wide.jpg
  • tjthegreat2tjthegreat2 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wolfpacknz wrote: »
    Good luck. We're all counting on you.

    Shirley, you can't be serious.
  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Quick guide to know who you are in a server outage thread:

    1. 25% of the posters mention reversing the polarity.
    2. 25% guess how high the page count goes.
    3. 49% find related youtube videos that thinly relate to the situation.
    4 .5% post random comments. (Me!! Hi Mom!!)
    5..5% Blame cryptic
    Armada: Multiplying fleet projects in need of dilithium by 13."
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  • chu78chu78 Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Still going at it...

    http://i.imgur.com/666RfDk.jpg
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    john98837 wrote: »
    the Server Lives!!!!!

    You Lied To Me
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tjthegreat2 wrote: »
    Shirley, you can't be serious.

    I am serious, and don't call me Shirley...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ***Disenchanted***
    Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,671 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    20,000,000 EC for a Recluse and it DOESN'T come with CUPHOLDERS???
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • theraven2378theraven2378 Member Posts: 6,007 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Can't log in, I'm from the UK
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      "The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory."
      -Lord Commander Solar Macharius
    • dadeuceisloosedadeuceisloose Member Posts: 5 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      voporak wrote: »
      The server is back up!

      *gets run over by the high-speed thread train*

      LIES :(

      Who can I trust anymore :(
    • john98837john98837 Member Posts: 761 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      Well it was up for about 30 seconds anyway. :mad:
    • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      angarus1 wrote: »
      rad Alert! Set Phasers To Fabulous!

      (okay, I'm Off For Real Now.)

      Fabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      SPARKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      schizojr wrote: »
      Ahhh...Airplane. What a great comedy.

      "Excuse me, Cryptic. But we need you on the server."
      "What is it?"
      "It's the room with all the computers that run the game, but that's not important."
      Kkerp5u.jpg?1

      "No matter where you go...there you are."
    • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      theraven2378 wrote: »
      Can't log in, I'm from the UK

      You should be used to this TRIBBLE with British Rail then wouldn't ya? :P
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
      ***Disenchanted***
      Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
    • greasemonkey981greasemonkey981 Member Posts: 19 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      tjthegreat2 wrote: »
      Shirley, you can't be serious.


      I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
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