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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • captsabercaptsaber Member Posts: 40 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    brigadooom wrote: »
    It would be amazing if this required a rollback to prior to today's patch :o


    Hehe, right. wait till they tell yea, WE BEEN RUNNING OFF THE BACK UP SERVER! and there is no back up of that! Oh well sorry! you all will have to start over from the Start again... So buy some zen to get that 1st ship... Or sorry we have lost all your info, no record of you every playing Sto... sorry..... do you have a CC card on you ? LOL:mad:
  • angarus1angarus1 Member Posts: 684 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Rad alert! Set phasers to fabulous!

    (Okay, I'm off for real now.)
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    huesoparker wrote: »
    I just want to thank the Academy for the award of post #1000. And all of my sycophants who supported me through this trying time.

    I tried to assassinate you, did I help?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ***Disenchanted***
    Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
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  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Well this is a singular singularity of sucktitude.
  • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Before I forget, a moment of silence....for Microwave!
    Kkerp5u.jpg?1

    "No matter where you go...there you are."
  • schizojrschizojr Member Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wolfpacknz wrote: »
    Good luck. We're all counting on you.

    Ahhh...Airplane. What a great comedy.
  • huesoparkerhuesoparker Member Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Time for a 4:20 safety meeting!
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The server is back up!

    *gets run over by the high-speed thread train*
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • chronoss2012chronoss2012 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    NO WAY

    http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/webdr01/2013/3/25/10/33-dogs-that-cannot-even-handle-it-right-now-1-30002-1364220126-0_wide.jpg
  • tjthegreat2tjthegreat2 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wolfpacknz wrote: »
    Good luck. We're all counting on you.

    Shirley, you can't be serious.
  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Quick guide to know who you are in a server outage thread:

    1. 25% of the posters mention reversing the polarity.
    2. 25% guess how high the page count goes.
    3. 49% find related youtube videos that thinly relate to the situation.
    4 .5% post random comments. (Me!! Hi Mom!!)
    5..5% Blame cryptic
    Armada: Multiplying fleet projects in need of dilithium by 13."
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  • chu78chu78 Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Still going at it...

    http://i.imgur.com/666RfDk.jpg
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    john98837 wrote: »
    the Server Lives!!!!!

    You Lied To Me
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tjthegreat2 wrote: »
    Shirley, you can't be serious.

    I am serious, and don't call me Shirley...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ***Disenchanted***
    Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,698 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    20,000,000 EC for a Recluse and it DOESN'T come with CUPHOLDERS???
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • theraven2378theraven2378 Member Posts: 6,015 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Can't log in, I'm from the UK
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      "The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory."
      -Lord Commander Solar Macharius
    • dadeuceisloosedadeuceisloose Member Posts: 5 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      voporak wrote: »
      The server is back up!

      *gets run over by the high-speed thread train*

      LIES :(

      Who can I trust anymore :(
    • john98837john98837 Member Posts: 761 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      Well it was up for about 30 seconds anyway. :mad:
    • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      angarus1 wrote: »
      rad Alert! Set Phasers To Fabulous!

      (okay, I'm Off For Real Now.)

      Fabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      SPARKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      schizojr wrote: »
      Ahhh...Airplane. What a great comedy.

      "Excuse me, Cryptic. But we need you on the server."
      "What is it?"
      "It's the room with all the computers that run the game, but that's not important."
      Kkerp5u.jpg?1

      "No matter where you go...there you are."
    • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      theraven2378 wrote: »
      Can't log in, I'm from the UK

      You should be used to this TRIBBLE with British Rail then wouldn't ya? :P
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
      ***Disenchanted***
      Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
    • greasemonkey981greasemonkey981 Member Posts: 19 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      tjthegreat2 wrote: »
      Shirley, you can't be serious.


      I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
    • kreger151kreger151 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      ok ok now for the one that made us see the hamster dance here is one for you mahahaha

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRQt4JGA08c
    • nuanilnuanil Member Posts: 34
      edited May 2013
      I Got Active Icmp Traffic!
    • trekie564trekie564 Member Posts: 345 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      ok, here's the scoop. All of cryptic's servers died, for reasons unknown. engineers are working to solve the problem, and updates will be available on STO's twitter page, @trekonlinegame. More updates as they happen, and check the Fed. news forum channel.
      this is not a flame, if you consider it a flame, i apologize. it is not meant as such.
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
      LLAP, everyone.
    • sardiajaxsardiajax Member Posts: 67 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      spork87 wrote: »
      You Lied To Me

      Actually he didnt, it went live for 1 minute before dumping.

      http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/star_trek_online
    • huesoparkerhuesoparker Member Posts: 37 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      voporak wrote: »
      The server is back up!

      *gets run over by the high-speed thread train*

      "Private Pyle, you are stinking bag of dog ****!"
    • chronoss2012chronoss2012 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      server is not up

      the launcher is OH WOW cool can i do this again
    • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
      edited May 2013
      ...derp.

      The new hamster fell out of his wheel and died.
      I ask nothing but that you remember me.
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