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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    hort_wort wrote: »
    I was too slow, now the joke is dying....
    -gives mouth to mouth joke mouth to mouth-

    It's dead, Jim... I mean Hort.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Dont iye to your Bartender or Doctor.
    Make lutefisk w your non-Bacon emergency ration
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    DEAD? Noooo!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    It's okay, Momiji, I ment the mouth-to-mouth joke is dead, not the thread.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    My Card
    Advanced CPR adult and community.......Give my creature life ... ah DAX wait. . its alive..

    Lip massage just in-case <slap > Take that as a no.. Well then who wants Cakes?
    I also know the Heimlich so be sure o slice up your BACOn into tiny pieces so it cant get away

    Im patching STO and im not afrid to use it..
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Cake?! I need cake! Everyone seems to be so damn miserible today. Am I the only one that isn't? Sure seems like it. Oh well, at least my day is done. [=
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    I thought the cake was a lie?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    {still lying on his back playing dead, his tongue exaggeratingly hanging out to one side, he peeps out one eye, wondering if anyone will ever come with that mouth-to-mouth … praying for some foxy lady!}
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    drkfrontiers wrote:
    {still lying on his back playing dead, his tongue exaggeratingly hanging out to one side, he peeps out one eye, wondering if anyone will ever come with that mouth-to-mouth … praying for some foxy lady!}

    ...

    HORT! This guy want mouth-to-mouth!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Go hort go! Show us your exemplary training in mouth-to-mouth =3
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    @{… his hair ruffled, dragging his leg behind him … @%#%! … he keels over, and collapses from an asthma attack, all the while thinking "Posture! posture!"}
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    .... how does one with a beak give mouth to mouth anyway? :confused:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    {I will not go quietly into this night!!!} is heard amid a ruckus coming from backstage...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Bos is now Barbara, Snu snu most vigorous to entertain a bird not of Hort. Hort has mouth to mouth with a roadkill man as Momo revives the room. Forget Twilight Zone we ran right to Tales from the Darkside.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    drkfrontiers wrote:
    {I will not go quietly into this night!!!} is heard amid a ruckus coming from backstage...

    *hands drkfrontiers some bare wire and plugs the other end into a 240V socket
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    hort_wort wrote: »
    .... how does one with a beak give mouth to mouth anyway? :confused:

    Mouth-to-beak resucitation.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    .... I think I see ... dead ... people
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    drkfrontiers wrote:
    .... I think I see ... dead ... people

    Yes, those are the STO players that are no longer with us. The light you see is Gene Roddenberry.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    its not too late for flowers and candlelight.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Archanubis wrote:
    Mouth-to-beak resucitation.

    :eek:
    "Honey, guess what I did at work today."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    *lights flower stalks with match, and plants some candles*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    in the spring echoes the rose
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    ... hungry badger chomps on rose. {chuk-shcrr-chuk-shrr-chuk-shcrr... delicious!}
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    hort_wort wrote: »
    :eek:
    "Honey, guess what I did at work today."

    Gosh Darn it, they ruined a perfect chicken dinner ! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    BlackV7 wrote:
    Gosh Darn it, they ruined a perfect chicken dinner ! :D

    Well, I guess its toucan for dinner. Hort, would you mind getting some Chicago style deep dish pizzas?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    mizarone wrote: »
    Well, I guess its toucan for dinner. Hort, would you mind getting some Chicago style deep dish pizzas?

    Not a problem. I'm in a good mood because I know in a few posts I'm gonna be really turned on.

    (Because in binary, oh, nevermind.)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    drkfrontiers wrote:
    .... I think I see ... dead ... people

    Corban isn't dead! He's just playing TOR and being anti-social! :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Dips Rose in Chocolate then Cryo freezes it w Breen Ray.

    Takes down Throne Reserved for Empress Raven---- not worth the bother anymore

    yeah Romulans. That Whole Hobus thing stinks so bad.... like brents creepy Nemesis Almost franchise killer
    evil date movie script


    secret to deep dish is using butter like a danish pastry to make the crust luscious
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    Dips Rose in Chocolate then Cryo freezes it w Breen Ray.

    Takes down Throne Reserved for Empress Raven---- not worth the bother anymore

    yeah Romulans. That Whole Hobus thing stinks so bad.... like brents creepy Nemesis Almost franchise killer
    evil date movie script


    secret to deep dish is using butter like a danish pastry to make the crust luscious

    "Breen Ray..." I thought you said "Green Bay!" :p lol
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    GO PACKERS of HOG ? MAkin BACON!
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