Rose: diplomats are lawyers, which in any revolution, get killed first.
Reminds me the Movie Jurrasic Park, where the Spinosaurus ate the lawyer. The joke about why sharks never ate lawyers, professional curtosey. Spinosaurus ate sharks in real life, so it ate the lawyer.
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited November 2014
Deunan: It was a T-Rex in the first movie. Spinosaurus didn't appear until the third. But I get what you're saying.
*groans and drops into a chair in the observation room, then drops his head on the table and covers it with his paws* so...you gonna tell me why you brought me to an observation room instead of sickbay?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited November 2014
Deunan: Well... *shrug* Huh... trying to imagine the scene in Lost World with the baby in the RV as a Spinosaurs...
***
Kayla: Wanted to be able to talk privately.
***
Krystal: Permission to speak freely sir.
Eight: Well Joule here wanted in. He's a photonic lifeform so whatever was in there was extremely unlikely to harm him and after questioning your computer I deduced that opening it up would have no large term consequences for you ship. In short a friend asked me to open it. Joule is probably one of my 3 best friends in all of starfleet. I should have looked into it a bit more before I did it. Now all I've seem to have done is angered you and your crew. I came onboard cause I figured I might get a little excitement and now it seems that I am just causing trouble.
Joule: I probably should have just investigated why it was on lockdown myself but hey people make mistakes.
Rose: Well, im better now. I needed to vent a littlebefore, I did something competely stupid. Like deck an Admiral. (Rose chuckles) Wouldnt be the first time I broke a flag officer jaw.
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited November 2014
Deunan: Oh there was one time we had to hold Krystal back when some Admiral started trying to play macho at the expense of others.
***
Krystal: *Sets her bottle down on the table* I respect the fact that you outrank me sir, but please remember that the Lexington is my ship sir. Pregnancy asside, I'm her Captain.
If you want to stay a while, fine. But don't do anything to undermine my authority or jepordize my crew. Because I swear I will shove you on the first shuttle home if you do.
*Her tail appears again, slightly puffed up but relaxing*
Eight: As far as I can tell I didn't jeopardize your crew. And if I have to you won't need to send me out in a shuttle. *The whites of her eyes turn black again but she doesn't seem to notice this time* And also I don't want your people acting like Joule here is some kind of toy like that earlier officer. I don't doubt that you are a capable captain Krystal.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*Cringes again, knowing there's nothing he can do.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited November 2014
Krystal: *Blinks, her soapbox derby being derailed* Um... what's wrong with your eyes?
***
Kayla: I... uh... I was kinda hoping we could talk... about... us...
Eight: *Startled* Oh damn its happening again. Sorry I had something happen a while back and the result was partially this. I got it under control but that field I went through seems to have brought it back. *Her eyes begin to return to normal* As long as I can control it I should be fine.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited November 2014
Krystal: Control what? *Tail swings into view as she adopts an almost curious fox attitude all of a sudden*
***
Kayla: Ok... I wasn't exactly thinking on that one...
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Eight: If I lose control some thing takes over me. My changing eyes are a sign that its back. You can undergo a change yourself I see.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited November 2014
Krystal: *Blinks before checking her head, then checking her butt and finding her tail and cringing* Yeeeaaaaa... happened about the same time as an Omega Situation. I'm not exactly all Trill anymore. Its got its perks, and its got its downsides. Normally I can control it, but sometimes I shift depending on my emotions. The degree depending on how emotional I am at the time. Sometimes... ears and tail, sometimes teeth, occasionally... full fox out.
***
Kayla: *Gives Shadow a quick examination to make sure he's ok*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited November 2014
Kayla: Shadow... you are walking chaos at times. *Gives him a quick kiss*
***
Krystal: Kun? Think you can help with this?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
Reminds me the Movie Jurrasic Park, where the Spinosaurus ate the lawyer. The joke about why sharks never ate lawyers, professional curtosey. Spinosaurus ate sharks in real life, so it ate the lawyer.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Sees the admiral.*
Damn it...
*Follows her.*
*Joule arrives with Eight's synthale*
Joule: Here you go Admiral. *To Krystal* Captain.
(Rose gives Dee a look)
Rose: Different Universe, im guessing. In mine, it was the Spinosaurus in the first, the T rex didnt show up till the third. Still,
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
Kayla: Wanted to be able to talk privately.
***
Krystal: Permission to speak freely sir.
Joule: I probably should have just investigated why it was on lockdown myself but hey people make mistakes.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
***
Krystal: *Sets her bottle down on the table* I respect the fact that you outrank me sir, but please remember that the Lexington is my ship sir. Pregnancy asside, I'm her Captain.
If you want to stay a while, fine. But don't do anything to undermine my authority or jepordize my crew. Because I swear I will shove you on the first shuttle home if you do.
*Her tail appears again, slightly puffed up but relaxing*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
Kayla: I... uh... I was kinda hoping we could talk... about... us...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
Kayla: Ok... I wasn't exactly thinking on that one...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
Kayla: *Gives Shadow a quick examination to make sure he's ok*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
Krystal: Kun? Think you can help with this?
(And off for the night.)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Seems reluctant.*