Kaden:.... don't go doing that to me.... how did you even? *starts walking towards the medical bay*
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Dundee: he likely wanted to introduce me to other people that would also want me to see a small windowless room with a door that locks from the outside. *continues filling out the form, putting the PADD on the bartop and looking around* wish I had a Tequila Sunrise right now.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Kaden: Okay then. I will question that more later. *heads into the medical bay*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*alex grabs the PAW and starts tapping it with his fingers, sending off the form for processing and filing, including his personal code to ensure it gets processed quickly, as well as sending off a copy to whatever part of the federation deals with these things (maybe the diplomatic corps? idk - either way, we're going to get an interesting reaction and alex is going to get several cheesed-off politicians - and probably starfleet brass too - on his butt), then calls quark over and asks for a tequila sunrise*
(and who's gonna handle all the political personage anyway? since the person who used to do it isn't around anymore)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Quark: *walks over to take the order, leaving and coming back with the Tequila sunrise*
Dundee: well. That's been taken care of. Thanks for the drink
(I ain't. Forget that. Especially after rose put that cheeto man parody in, ain't touching that with a 10 foot pole. I'm already frustrated reading the news every day)
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
(i'm pretty sure we undid that - because that was hitting WAY too close to home
and i am certainly not doing it, because i don't like talking to myself, which is what i'd be doing here - also why i'm not doing any starfleet spook coming after dundee)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(I would have remembered undoing it because I know I would have felt relief)
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(Still 2418 but I get your point. I whole heartedly agree with this but I don't know if the others will)
Dundee: so.... I've been told I need to see terminator?
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
alex: terminator? why on earth...*todd takes this moment to speak up in a soft voice* he, umm...he yelled at the AI of the ship we came here on, imperator...and i told him he shouldn't do that in case it ever goes SKYNET
alex: yeaaaah, that'd do it...you really shouldn't yell at or insult our AI - it may not be truly sapient, but it still deserves respect...or at least neutral indifference; starfleet's already had several issues with rogue AI over the past 200 years - i intend to avoid such problems down the line because i actually learn from history; they've also had many problems treating clearly sapient androids and robotic units as actual sapient beings and not just tools, plus there was the whole synth incident during 2399, which you should probably read up on, because it nearly spiraled out of control (pun hurhurhur) into a galaxy-wide extermination of organic life
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Kaden: uhhhh.... je m'appelle Kaden Bernadotte *waves with his new bionic hand, still trying to get used to it*
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Dundee: Ooooookay then... I'll be nicer to the computer. I just didn't want my clothes deleted.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
alex: rather attached, are we? i feel the same way about this *he motions to the dark purple leather spiked collar around his neck* my mate bought this for me centuries ago as a kinky gag gift...i don't think he expected me to actually wear it as a normal apparel accessory
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Dundee: that's adorable. *grins, taking a gulp of his drink* but yeah I love this jumpsuit. Probably whatever left of my clothes I have left too. There's a story behind this but... not about to talk about it here. Don't think I ever have or ever will get a gift in that sorta context. I think he put it in better words than me *hikes a thumb at Todd*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*alex glances questioningly at todd, who quietly murmurs 'he thinks he's either ghey, or asexual'* ah...yeah, i can see why you might not ever receive a gift like that if the latter ends up being true *he then gets to his feet after leaving behind enough latinum to pay for the food and drinks* at any rate, i'm about to depart for a mission in the gamma quadrant; you can remain here or head back to the ursini with mooncaller rustmane here, but perhaps it might be better if you come with me, so you can see how i operate - i trust you are aware of current events concerning the hur'q, as i imagine you would have been informed of any pertinent information on the way over here (which todd, with ample help from the ship's computer, did)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Dundee: I would say so but I find a lot of it hard to believe. Still I guess I'll go with you. *looks at Todd* make sure that Hans and Rockatansky are well... and make sure they're remembering to Feed baby. I ain't gonna let them starve me dingo! *downs the rest of his drink*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
alex: well, let's go then - we'll be getting the pre-mission briefing from odo before we enter the wormhole, then we're headed for the masan system to investigate an ancient dominion research station (i guess - i don't remember how doomed to repeat starts; i THINK it's one of those missions where you go to the system in question and you get the briefing there instead of getting it on DS9 - and yes, he was informed about the dominion on the way over too, founders and all) *he then taps his comm* krys, you ready to depart?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Dundee: seeya later my only modern friend. *waves goodbye to Todd before following Alex*
*Alex can see Kaden standing in the doorway of the sick bay from Quark's, likely remembering him as the kid that got his arm taken off when they went to rescue quark. Now with a red painted bionic arm made by jorin. Alex may remember him yelling about his hat being left on quark's ship while still in the shock of being told he would lose his arm*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(I don't remember that but if it actually happened then good.)
Kaden: *glances back towards quarks holding his new bionic arm and quietly cursing to himself about his hat*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
alex: well, let's go then - we'll be getting the pre-mission briefing from odo before we enter the wormhole, then we're headed for the masan system to investigate an ancient dominion research station (i guess - i don't remember how doomed to repeat starts; i THINK it's one of those missions where you go to the system in question and you get the briefing there instead of getting it on DS9 - and yes, he was informed about the dominion on the way over too, founders and all) *he then taps his comm* krys, you ready to depart?
(*pokes rattler with a bat - and i don't mean the sports kind*)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Jaessa: *looks over at Kaiden* thank you for keeping her out of trouble... she has a habit of finding it.... *as she finishes an officer walks in holding a bag of stuff and hands it to evelynn.*
Officer: who are you people.... I have work to do....*he says sounding dazed as he walks off*
Jaessa: evelynn did you just bend that officers mind for snacks?....
Evelynn: *pulls down her hood nodding. Her messy platinum blonde hair loosely falling down to her shoulders as she finds a seat next to jaessa* mmm hmm.
"The rains have ceased and we are graced with another beautiful day. but you are not here to see it."
Krystal: Just finishing up some paperwork. I swear I get more than I ever did as a Captain... and I swear the boring Geological Surveys multiplied by 10! AT LEAST! I Don't care how interesting this rock is! Its a rock! Unless it is a fossil of some prehistoric animal... DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT ROCKS!
you done yet? *alex deadpans in the doorway of the bar, certain there was at least one person on the promenade who didn't hear her ranting about rocks* and not all rocks are rocks - some rocks people will kill over
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
alex: who doesn't? why do you think i'm away from lunari as often as possible? and even that doesn't stop the paperwork because subspace and the quantum foam is a thing...blargh *he pulls a mock-disgusted face as he heads for the transporter room*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Kaden: I'm.... not questioning it. Glad I could keep her out of trouble. And her keeping me out of it at the same time I suppose.
Dundee: *waiting to follow Alex, squinting confused about Krystal's rock rant*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Krystal: Yea... well... talk to me when you have to deal with some scientist acting like the layers on a rock are some profound, galaxy altering revelation. Honestly its about as exciting as someone describing the signifance of the layers of my sub sandwich as if the fact that there's a layer of salami with a layer of pepperoni is mind blowing.
I'm all for scientific discovery... but when you innundate me with a literal microscopic description of the layers of a piece of sandstone to that kind of detail... my eyes glaze over in two seconds. And I get these things every frakkin' day.
*alex comes to a sudden halt* what visigoth pairs pepperoni with SALAMI?! you never put those two meats together - you separate them with one or more different types of meat
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
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Dundee: he likely wanted to introduce me to other people that would also want me to see a small windowless room with a door that locks from the outside. *continues filling out the form, putting the PADD on the bartop and looking around* wish I had a Tequila Sunrise right now.
(and who's gonna handle all the political personage anyway? since the person who used to do it isn't around anymore)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Dundee: well. That's been taken care of. Thanks for the drink
(I ain't. Forget that. Especially after rose put that cheeto man parody in, ain't touching that with a 10 foot pole. I'm already frustrated reading the news every day)
and i am certainly not doing it, because i don't like talking to myself, which is what i'd be doing here - also why i'm not doing any starfleet spook coming after dundee)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Dundee: so.... I've been told I need to see terminator?
evelynn: *hops down to the ground* is jorin going to be ok?
jaessa: so far it looks like it...
alex: yeaaaah, that'd do it...you really shouldn't yell at or insult our AI - it may not be truly sapient, but it still deserves respect...or at least neutral indifference; starfleet's already had several issues with rogue AI over the past 200 years - i intend to avoid such problems down the line because i actually learn from history; they've also had many problems treating clearly sapient androids and robotic units as actual sapient beings and not just tools, plus there was the whole synth incident during 2399, which you should probably read up on, because it nearly spiraled out of control (pun hurhurhur) into a galaxy-wide extermination of organic life
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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Dundee: Ooooookay then... I'll be nicer to the computer. I just didn't want my clothes deleted.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Alex can see Kaden standing in the doorway of the sick bay from Quark's, likely remembering him as the kid that got his arm taken off when they went to rescue quark. Now with a red painted bionic arm made by jorin. Alex may remember him yelling about his hat being left on quark's ship while still in the shock of being told he would lose his arm*
also, last chance for a spook to show up trying to take dundee into custody...anyone...bueller bueller?)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Rax: Don't worry, I managed to save him before he was hurt too badly.
Mako: I don't think I've ever seen a Miralukan child before, she's adorable.
Oculus: We just have to wait for him to recover.
Kaden: *glances back towards quarks holding his new bionic arm and quietly cursing to himself about his hat*
(*pokes rattler with a bat - and i don't mean the sports kind*)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Evelynn: *gives a shy wave to them*
Jaessa: *looks over at Kaiden* thank you for keeping her out of trouble... she has a habit of finding it.... *as she finishes an officer walks in holding a bag of stuff and hands it to evelynn.*
Officer: who are you people.... I have work to do....*he says sounding dazed as he walks off*
Jaessa: evelynn did you just bend that officers mind for snacks?....
Evelynn: *pulls down her hood nodding. Her messy platinum blonde hair loosely falling down to her shoulders as she finds a seat next to jaessa* mmm hmm.
Krystal: Just finishing up some paperwork. I swear I get more than I ever did as a Captain... and I swear the boring Geological Surveys multiplied by 10! AT LEAST! I Don't care how interesting this rock is! Its a rock! Unless it is a fossil of some prehistoric animal... DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT ROCKS!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Dundee: *waiting to follow Alex, squinting confused about Krystal's rock rant*
I'm all for scientific discovery... but when you innundate me with a literal microscopic description of the layers of a piece of sandstone to that kind of detail... my eyes glaze over in two seconds. And I get these things every frakkin' day.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"