A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Ice looks around and sees her room on the Lexington, but outside of the ship, not the stars or the Earth, but mists of purple and pink abound
"I really need to stay away from that light blue liquor I had last night"
"that would be Romulan Ale, dear sister. But that was't the reason I have called you."
Rose looked around and tries to push the fog of hangover and sleepiness out of her mind. "Ok, so I'm not really awake, this is someone invading my dreamstate"
"Very good. While it would be nice to take over your body and kill that sniveling middle manager, I can not do that to you. "
"Why can't you, you can invade my sleep?"
"I can not. Partly, because you are actually quite strong in mind and body. Partly, it is against the rule of the game we play."
"So killing 15 million people is just a move a chessboard?"
"Ha, no Infecting 15 million was a move on the chessboard. Someone decided that they need to use a sledgehammer to remove the pawn from the game. You see me and Ba'al go way back, way way back."
"then why are talking to me?"
"You are new to the game we play. A new pawn of the game, one with so much power and energy that control of you would tip the balance of power. "
"I am not a pawn. I have power you can't even understand."
"Good, Good. I like that. I am merely letting you know that everything isn't what it seems."
"More like you want to pass Ba'al a message, don't you?"
"Intelligence, willpower, independence. I like that, Ba'al didn't way back on Earth. Just pass the message to his minion that Asheratu is still around."
With a blinding light, Rose wakes up in her room on the Lexington. Looks around it to see liek she left. Clothes and gear all over the place.
"I got enough problems, now I caught between a jilted lover and her ex."
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*taps fingers impatiently on armrest, then hails the lexington again*
commander tala, will you please go tell captain jade to stop breeding like a rabbit and get her butt up to the bridge? that portal won't stay open forever
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(didn't you say the force was roughly the size of the voth fortress ship?
i can assure you, that thing is far, FAR longer than the length of rhode island, as rhode island is only 48 miles in length and the ship is at least twice that)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(didn't you say the force was roughly the size of the voth fortress ship?
i can assure you, that thing is far, FAR longer than the length of rhode island, as rhode island is only 48 miles in length and the ship is at least twice that)
(Not quite as big; the Voth ship is literally the size of Connecticut)
It's a representation of my pen--I mean, it's my flagship! It has Regime slogans, my name, and giant pictures of myself and Ba'al on the sides!
It's totally nonthreatening!
*munches cookie*
Still don't want a cookie?
Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,559Community Moderator
edited September 2014
Nonthreatening... you just said it could deatroy a WHOLE FRAKKIN' STAR SYSTEM!
(you said it was the size of a small moon in an earlier post...show me something 48 miles long that can officially be classed as a moon and not an asteroid)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(you said it was the size of a small moon in an earlier post...show me something 48 miles long that can officially be classed as a moon and not an asteroid)
(dang, there is that--honestly, man, I've just been winging it on the size of the ship. We do need to set in stone how big it is, though.)
(well, anything past a certain mass in orbit of a planet is going to cause issues on said planet, unless you keep that mass-negation field thingy on all the time)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(actually, it's just big enough for the embrace to barely fit through; the force is too big to fit through even if it did get past shadow and tried to pass through)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(OOC, actually the difference between a moon and an asteroid, is a asteroid orbits the inner regions of a star, moons orbit planets and other things. And yes, 48 miles wide is a small moon sized. However, 48 mile wide asteroid is one of the bigger asteroids out there. This is not counting Kuiper objects.)
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,559Community Moderator
edited September 2014
Worffan... with respect... off my ship. Besides... don't you have homework to do? Like... learn more about your own ship?
Worffan... with respect... off my ship. Besides... don't you have homework to do? Like... learn more about your own ship?
Oh, yeah, I totally know how it works.
We have the mass-negated neutronium plating, which makes it tanky to hell and back. We have the SMITE gun and the hybrid ZPM/Arcuturus power core, which gives it absurd DPS. And we have the advanced sensor arrays, which make it an unbeatable cloak-sniffer.
On top of which, we have the hyperdrive engines, which make it go.
I know how my ship works now!
*munches another cookie*
Sure you don't want a Cookie of Ba'al (tm)?
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Also, may already have mentioned this, but my birthday is today. I can vote now!)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,559Community Moderator
edited September 2014
(Happy birthday Worffan. Godzilla came out on DVD today too so... get a copy for yourself?)
*Deadpan look*
You just sounded like a Pakled for a minute there...
Now please get off my ship before I kick you in the one place I won't hurt myself on. I am not looking for another diplomatic incident while I'm over there talking to Kuntel's parents. I've got enough problems as it is by just being a Trill.
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#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
"No Fiona, the final isn't till Tuesday"
"Wakey, Wakey"
"Fine, but this better not be...Whoa"
Ice looks around and sees her room on the Lexington, but outside of the ship, not the stars or the Earth, but mists of purple and pink abound
"I really need to stay away from that light blue liquor I had last night"
"that would be Romulan Ale, dear sister. But that was't the reason I have called you."
Rose looked around and tries to push the fog of hangover and sleepiness out of her mind. "Ok, so I'm not really awake, this is someone invading my dreamstate"
"Very good. While it would be nice to take over your body and kill that sniveling middle manager, I can not do that to you. "
"Why can't you, you can invade my sleep?"
"I can not. Partly, because you are actually quite strong in mind and body. Partly, it is against the rule of the game we play."
"So killing 15 million people is just a move a chessboard?"
"Ha, no Infecting 15 million was a move on the chessboard. Someone decided that they need to use a sledgehammer to remove the pawn from the game. You see me and Ba'al go way back, way way back."
"then why are talking to me?"
"You are new to the game we play. A new pawn of the game, one with so much power and energy that control of you would tip the balance of power. "
"I am not a pawn. I have power you can't even understand."
"Good, Good. I like that. I am merely letting you know that everything isn't what it seems."
"More like you want to pass Ba'al a message, don't you?"
"Intelligence, willpower, independence. I like that, Ba'al didn't way back on Earth. Just pass the message to his minion that Asheratu is still around."
With a blinding light, Rose wakes up in her room on the Lexington. Looks around it to see liek she left. Clothes and gear all over the place.
"I got enough problems, now I caught between a jilted lover and her ex."
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Jade wraps herself up in the blanket, gets out of bed, and glares at worffan*
Do you enjoy people popping into your room without warning?
Yeah, what the hell man?
commander tala, will you please go tell captain jade to stop breeding like a rabbit and get her butt up to the bridge? that portal won't stay open forever
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Didn't mean to intrude, just bringing my flagship through to say "hi" to the Hitlerverse guys with you.
Want a Cookie of Ba'al (tm)?
Hail Ba'al!
And that's for being a d*ck to an ally...
...
I just wanted to bring my Rhode Island-sized supercarrier solar-system-annihilating dreadnought command ship through into near Earth orbit...
*munches Cookie of Ba'al (tm)*
Seriously, what's wrong with that?
Sure you don't want a cookie? They're delicious!
Hail Ba'al!
Lets see... the whole FRAKKIN' SUPERWEAPON THING!
There is no need to bring a bigass space gun the size of a state into another universe!
i can assure you, that thing is far, FAR longer than the length of rhode island, as rhode island is only 48 miles in length and the ship is at least twice that)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(Not quite as big; the Voth ship is literally the size of Connecticut)
It's a representation of my pen--I mean, it's my flagship! It has Regime slogans, my name, and giant pictures of myself and Ba'al on the sides!
It's totally nonthreatening!
*munches cookie*
Still don't want a cookie?
Hail Ba'al!
*Still hasn't gotten up... die to lack of clothe in certain places.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(dang, there is that--honestly, man, I've just been winging it on the size of the ship. We do need to set in stone how big it is, though.)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Just kick him off the ship already. I'm sure Shadow did something to make the portal apple core the Force if it tried to move through.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Oh, yeah, I totally know how it works.
We have the mass-negated neutronium plating, which makes it tanky to hell and back. We have the SMITE gun and the hybrid ZPM/Arcuturus power core, which gives it absurd DPS. And we have the advanced sensor arrays, which make it an unbeatable cloak-sniffer.
On top of which, we have the hyperdrive engines, which make it go.
I know how my ship works now!
*munches another cookie*
Sure you don't want a Cookie of Ba'al (tm)?
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Also, may already have mentioned this, but my birthday is today. I can vote now!)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Deadpan look*
You just sounded like a Pakled for a minute there...
Now please get off my ship before I kick you in the one place I won't hurt myself on. I am not looking for another diplomatic incident while I'm over there talking to Kuntel's parents. I've got enough problems as it is by just being a Trill.
*Falls back on the floor.*