(after a couple of shots, Ice tries, and eventually finds her quarters.)
(she looks around and finds a door, she opens it and its a bathroom.)
(washes up and enter the main room)
Computer, is this room sound proof?
Comp:Yes.
Good. (she waves her hand and a blue electric bass guitar with silver trim with a small amp)
What your library of late 20th and early 21st century Rock music?
Comp: extensive, have over 12 million
Nevermind. Pull up Boston's more than a feeling, leave out the bass track.
Hold up, let me change. (another gesture and a medium sized brief case shows up. She quickly pulls out some shorts and a T-shirt that says "Beware of Velociraptors" on the front, on the back its has a bloody slash on it)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(Only taxes three songs before sleep over come Ice. She sleeps in her clothes clutching her guitar on fhe bed. The computer senses this and turns off the music player.)
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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(Aw, isnt that sweet. Better see a dentist soon, might get a cavity.)
(Already have more cavity than teeth at this point. Should have been here for the proposal, that sh*t was sweeter than thirty Hershey's bars dipped in caramel...)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
(she looks around and finds a door, she opens it and its a bathroom.)
(washes up and enter the main room)
Computer, is this room sound proof?
Comp:Yes.
Good. (she waves her hand and a blue electric bass guitar with silver trim with a small amp)
What your library of late 20th and early 21st century Rock music?
Comp: extensive, have over 12 million
Nevermind. Pull up Boston's more than a feeling, leave out the bass track.
Hold up, let me change. (another gesture and a medium sized brief case shows up. She quickly pulls out some shorts and a T-shirt that says "Beware of Velociraptors" on the front, on the back its has a bloody slash on it)
thats better, ah 1, ah 2, ah 1, 2, 3, 4 (and plays LOUDLY)
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Krys?
*Shifts a bit*
*Bites lip and shifts as well, trying to let her get more comfortable.*
*Looks at her.*
*Flips over to look at Kuntel*
What?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(Hell, I think we'd all like one of those.)
I had been expecting to not find anyone because I had closed myself off to keep from getting hurt. You changed that.
(lol comfy pillow that talks. That's a good one.)
oh wait...pets don't talk, they wake you up at 4 in the morning and use you as a pillow)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
... You really were a sad sod before I met you, weren't ya?
*Smiles jokingly.*
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
(My cats also let me know when they're hungry. And they do NOT have snooze buttons.)
*Smiles and kisses her slowly.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Returns the kiss*
At this rate, cher, I think you might be pregnant at the wedding...
*Smiles and looks into her eyes.*
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
(Already have more cavity than teeth at this point. Should have been here for the proposal, that sh*t was sweeter than thirty Hershey's bars dipped in caramel...)
*Smiles as his hands move somewhere... that would turn this into an X-Rated film.*
*Fade out.*
*Kayla Reynolds is busy... shooting holographic targets shaped like Clan Elementals*
tactical, drop shields, then raise them exactly one minute later
*polishes off the last of the firewhiskey*
damn engineers better not be late...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Suddenly several beams cone from behind her, eliminating the rest of the Elementals in record time.*
*Engineers portal over immediately.*
Engineer, in heavy Austrian accent: Please take us to dimensional drive.
Ok... who's the wise guy who's cutting into my free time?