I played catch with Ba'al today. My sister and I threw him back and forth, until I made a bad throw and broke my neighbors' window. Then they took Ba'al away.
Maybe I should make an official Minions of Ba'al (tm) questions and concerns thread...
Like, "How will being a Minion affect me?"
Or, "How do I claim my free health and dental insurance?"
Or, "Help! I have been given ownership of a slave army! What do I do with it?"
Or, "What is a Nepotism Quota and how do I fill it?"
Or, "Now that I'm Supreme Vice Undersecretary of [department], what the heck do with my time and money, since I have a surfeit of both but no official duties???"
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
There's a longer explanation of the joke somewhere...
That noise you heard was my Jack O'Neill quote apparently missing your head so badly it achieved escape velocity.
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
That noise you heard was my Jack O'Neill quote apparently missing your head so badly it achieved escape velocity.
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OK, I deserved that.
I totally should've caught that one.
Heh, if this joke featured Anubis and you'd used Jack's "Oh, come on, who TALKS like that?" line, I would've laughed so hard I probably would've spit up my juice on my computer, so...
Still can't believe Smik made an own thread for Grandwisher W.
I'm not entirely sure why he did it, although I have my suspicions.
It's a seriously awesome thing, though, because now we can practice and get increasingly over-the-top without overclogging official threads.
(IC)
The title is Grand Vizier, minion! I am Grand Vizier Worffan101! Fear my Not-Evil-At-All cackling, my Responsible Government black vampire cape, my Totally-Not-Treacherous goatee, and my So-Not-Malevolent goatee-stroking skills! HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
I'm not entirely sure why he did it, although I have my suspicions.
It's a seriously awesome thing, though, because now we can practice and get increasingly over-the-top without overclogging official threads.
(IC)
The title is Grand Vizier, minion! I am Grand Vizier Worffan101! Fear my Not-Evil-At-All cackling, my Responsible Government black vampire cape, my Totally-Not-Treacherous goatee, and my So-Not-Malevolent goatee-stroking skills! HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
Top: where is the fun in that?
Bottom: you re stroking a goat? Do what you want, Stillbeliever W.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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As I've said, if the CMs have any problem with the joke, I trust them to take appropriate action, which I will accept with good humor.
Nothing more to it, y'know?
Also, Hail Ba'al!
I meant that you took some medics vorgestern, sorry..two days ago
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Two days ago?
Oh, the vaccines. Yeah. Still sore from those. Tetanus boosters hurt, but it's better than the alternative.
Thats because of all your tigering through the Flora and Fauna, watching couples. No, birds, birds.
Like, "How will being a Minion affect me?"
Or, "How do I claim my free health and dental insurance?"
Or, "Help! I have been given ownership of a slave army! What do I do with it?"
Or, "What is a Nepotism Quota and how do I fill it?"
Or, "Now that I'm Supreme Vice Undersecretary of [department], what the heck do with my time and money, since I have a surfeit of both but no official duties???"
You know, important questions.
Hail Ba'al!
XD
/10char.
...and the salad he rode in on!
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Listen up, you minions are doing a pretty TRIBBLE job
— Sabaton, "Great War"
Check out https://unitedfederationofpla.net/s/
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Bah!
I shall make the appropriate calls and yell at the appropriate people...
The Supreme Minister of Minion Direction is NOT going to have a good day.
I love being Grand Vizier.
Hail Ba'al!
Ba'al.
Supreme System Lord Ba'al, an alien Goa'uld in a human host.
This Ba'al.
There's a longer explanation of the joke somewhere...
That noise you heard was my Jack O'Neill quote apparently missing your head so badly it achieved escape velocity.
— Sabaton, "Great War"
Check out https://unitedfederationofpla.net/s/
...
OK, I deserved that.
I totally should've caught that one.
Heh, if this joke featured Anubis and you'd used Jack's "Oh, come on, who TALKS like that?" line, I would've laughed so hard I probably would've spit up my juice on my computer, so...
Oh, sorry, I was making a sandwich.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
"Gotta catch'em Ba'al."
Seriously...I need some PokeBa'als to catch all them.
XDXDXD
*dies laughing*
EPIC.
Hail Ba'al! And His clones!
I'm not entirely sure why he did it, although I have my suspicions.
It's a seriously awesome thing, though, because now we can practice and get increasingly over-the-top without overclogging official threads.
(IC)
The title is Grand Vizier, minion! I am Grand Vizier Worffan101! Fear my Not-Evil-At-All cackling, my Responsible Government black vampire cape, my Totally-Not-Treacherous goatee, and my So-Not-Malevolent goatee-stroking skills! HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
Top: where is the fun in that?
Bottom: you re stroking a goat? Do what you want, Stillbeliever W.
--You would be surprised...
--Uh. Goatee. Not goat.
A goatee is that kind of little beard like Evil Spock does in "Mirror, Mirror". It's a required accessory for Grand Viziers everywhere and everywhen.
Hail Ba'al!
Ah, Ziegenbart/goatbeard you mean.
Thanks to you, I will rebuy the SG-1 DVDs.
Hail Mixmaster W
Yeah. Ein Ziegenbart.
Enjoy those DVDs! And Hail Ba'al!
No no no, who teached you guys that over there. ie is spoken e, and ei is spoken like eye
Zeigen: showing something or pointing onto something
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Fracking typos...
One sec, lemme fix that.
I will agree that English grammar is stupid, though.