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  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Well, at least it seems you feel better and thats ok for me.
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    I played catch with Ba'al today. My sister and I threw him back and forth, until I made a bad throw and broke my neighbors' window. Then they took Ba'al away.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Well, at least it seems you feel better and thats ok for me.

    As I've said, if the CMs have any problem with the joke, I trust them to take appropriate action, which I will accept with good humor.

    Nothing more to it, y'know?

    Also, Hail Ba'al!
  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    As I've said, if the CMs have any problem with the joke, I trust them to take appropriate action, which I will accept with good humor.

    Nothing more to it, y'know?

    Also, Hail Ba'al!

    I meant that you took some medics vorgestern, sorry..two days ago
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    I meant that you took some medics vorgestern, sorry..two days ago

    ...

    Two days ago?

    Oh, the vaccines. Yeah. Still sore from those. Tetanus boosters hurt, but it's better than the alternative.
  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    ...

    Two days ago?

    Oh, the vaccines. Yeah. Still sore from those. Tetanus boosters hurt, but it's better than the alternative.

    Thats because of all your tigering through the Flora and Fauna, watching couples. No, birds, birds.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Maybe I should make an official Minions of Ba'al (tm) questions and concerns thread...

    Like, "How will being a Minion affect me?"

    Or, "How do I claim my free health and dental insurance?"

    Or, "Help! I have been given ownership of a slave army! What do I do with it?"

    Or, "What is a Nepotism Quota and how do I fill it?"

    Or, "Now that I'm Supreme Vice Undersecretary of [department], what the heck do with my time and money, since I have a surfeit of both but no official duties???"

    You know, important questions.

    Hail Ba'al!

    :D
  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited June 2014
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014

    XD

    /10char.
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Hail Caesar..!

    ...and the salad he rode in on!

    :D
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  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Yo majesty, your highness yaddayaddaandsoon,

    Listen up, you minions are doing a pretty TRIBBLE job
  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    That's it? Just "Ba'al"? As in 'bocce'?
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Yo majesty, your highness yaddayaddaandsoon,

    Listen up, you minions are doing a pretty TRIBBLE job

    ...

    Bah!

    I shall make the appropriate calls and yell at the appropriate people...

    The Supreme Minister of Minion Direction is NOT going to have a good day.

    I love being Grand Vizier. :D

    Hail Ba'al!
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    starswordc wrote: »
    That's it? Just "Ba'al"? As in 'bocce'?

    Ba'al.

    Supreme System Lord Ba'al, an alien Goa'uld in a human host.

    This Ba'al.

    There's a longer explanation of the joke somewhere...
  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Ba'al.

    Supreme System Lord Ba'al, an alien Goa'uld in a human host.

    This Ba'al.

    There's a longer explanation of the joke somewhere...

    That noise you heard was my Jack O'Neill quote apparently missing your head so badly it achieved escape velocity.
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
    — Sabaton, "Great War"
    VZ9ASdg.png

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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    starswordc wrote: »
    That noise you heard was my Jack O'Neill quote apparently missing your head so badly it achieved escape velocity.

    ...

    OK, I deserved that.

    I totally should've caught that one.

    Heh, if this joke featured Anubis and you'd used Jack's "Oh, come on, who TALKS like that?" line, I would've laughed so hard I probably would've spit up my juice on my computer, so...
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited June 2014
  • raventomoeraventomoe Member Posts: 723 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    And all I can think is about all those clones he made...and this lovely line of mine.

    "Gotta catch'em Ba'al."

    Seriously...I need some PokeBa'als to catch all them.
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Hail Spode!
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    raventomoe wrote: »
    And all I can think is about all those clones he made...and this lovely line of mine.

    "Gotta catch'em Ba'al."

    Seriously...I need some PokeBa'als to catch all them.

    XDXDXD

    *dies laughing*

    EPIC.

    Hail Ba'al! And His clones!
  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Still can't believe Smik made an own thread for Grandwisher W.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Still can't believe Smik made an own thread for Grandwisher W.

    I'm not entirely sure why he did it, although I have my suspicions.

    It's a seriously awesome thing, though, because now we can practice and get increasingly over-the-top without overclogging official threads.

    (IC)

    The title is Grand Vizier, minion! I am Grand Vizier Worffan101! Fear my Not-Evil-At-All cackling, my Responsible Government black vampire cape, my Totally-Not-Treacherous goatee, and my So-Not-Malevolent goatee-stroking skills! HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    I'm not entirely sure why he did it, although I have my suspicions.

    It's a seriously awesome thing, though, because now we can practice and get increasingly over-the-top without overclogging official threads.

    (IC)

    The title is Grand Vizier, minion! I am Grand Vizier Worffan101! Fear my Not-Evil-At-All cackling, my Responsible Government black vampire cape, my Totally-Not-Treacherous goatee, and my So-Not-Malevolent goatee-stroking skills! HAIL BA'AL!!!!!

    Top: where is the fun in that?

    Bottom: you re stroking a goat? Do what you want, Stillbeliever W.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Top: where is the fun in that?

    Bottom: you re stroking a goat? Do what you want, Stillbeliever W.

    --You would be surprised...

    --Uh. Goatee. Not goat.

    A goatee is that kind of little beard like Evil Spock does in "Mirror, Mirror". It's a required accessory for Grand Viziers everywhere and everywhen.

    Hail Ba'al!

    :D
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Hail Hydra!
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    --You would be surprised...

    --Uh. Goatee. Not goat.

    A goatee is that kind of little beard like Evil Spock does in "Mirror, Mirror". It's a required accessory for Grand Viziers everywhere and everywhen.

    Hail Ba'al!

    :D

    Ah, Ziegenbart/goatbeard you mean.

    Thanks to you, I will rebuy the SG-1 DVDs.

    Hail Mixmaster W
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    voporak wrote: »
    Hail Hydra!
    HYDRA is weak, the Minions of Ba'al (tm) are strong, you will fall before our Sovereign...
    Ah, Ziegenbart/goatbeard you mean.

    Thanks to you, I will rebuy the SG-1 DVDs.

    Hail Mixmaster W

    Yeah. Ein Ziegenbart.

    Enjoy those DVDs! And Hail Ba'al!

    :D
  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    HYDRA is weak, the Minions of Ba'al (tm) are strong, you will fall before our Sovereign...


    Yeah. Ein Zeigenbart.

    Enjoy those DVDs! And Hail Ba'al!

    :D

    No no no, who teached you guys that over there. ie is spoken e, and ei is spoken like eye

    Zeigen: showing something or pointing onto something
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 57,969 Community Moderator
    edited June 2014
    That's it? Just... Ba'al? As in... Botchi?
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    No no no, who teached you guys that over there. ie is spoken e, and ei is spoken like eye

    Zeigen: showing something or pointing onto something

    Fracking typos...

    One sec, lemme fix that.

    I will agree that English grammar is stupid, though.
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