EXCUSE ME?! *alex screams, jumping to his feet in a rage* I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FAILED TO PROVIDE A TRIBBLE VACCINATION TO FOREIGN VISITORS; THEY'RE THE ONES WHO WERE NEGLIGENT, NOT ME! *every breakable object and electronic device in the office suddenly explodes violently and the plants burst into swirling infernos*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
DON'T BOTHER; I QUIT! *he roars before ripping his commbadge off his shirt and hurling it at the wall hard enough that it shatters on impact, then vanishes in a massive and intensely scorching column of fire - several minutes later, the conundrum breaks orbit and enters hyperspace*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Cartwright: ALEXANDER GREYMANE, YOU ARE HEREBY RELIEVED OF COMMAND UNTIL A PROPER PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION IS DONE.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Jessica: Ow. *She conjures up a medkit and begins helping Krys and Seventeen* Alex calm down!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Medical personnel get the injured to the station sickbay, as the technicians try to fix the damage.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Jessica: And let our friends know what happened! *calls out as she follows the medics*
RAdm Rose: Axel, Ishikawa, where did Alex go?
Axel: looking at his last vector.
Ishikawa: I am trying to get hold of the Conundrum.
RAdm Rose hits her commbadge: Veronica, Jessica got attacked by Alex. She is in injured on the space dock. I'll get Karter there.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
***
Jessica: Our combadges exploded I don't seem to have gotten hurt as bad as you and seventeen did.
*Reina beams down and heads to sickbay to meet up with the group*
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
***
Veronica: Thanks. *beams down and heads to sickbay*
Reina: Krys! What happened?
Jessica: Alex had a breakdown. Seventeen is out cold.
Reina: I guess we're lucky he didn't hurt them worse. *Jessica winces*
Jessica: Okay time to lay down. *gets on a biobed*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
The doctors looks at the patients, and adminster the aid needed.
RK Turner
RAdm Rose: Conundrum, do you read me, this is Rear Admiral Rose O'Connell. Please respond.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Jessica: Alright. Is Jadzia going to come down?
Rose: Hadn't thought of that. why?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Rose hits her comm unit: Jadzia, get over to the spacedock ASAP, Seventeen is hurt.
Cartwright comes in: How is everyone?
Doctor: Admiral Seventeen is unconscoius, everyone else is recovering nicely. No more fireworks on board please.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.