"We're dumed. We'll never make it."
"Not if you keep mispelling it like that."
"What -- like you did?"
"I did not!"
"You did."
"Pruve it."
"There. You did it again."
"Did not!"
"Now, come on. Just admit it and get it over with. It feels much better afterward."
"What does?"
"You have to do it first."
"Say I'm sorry?"
"Right."
"And then what?"
"You'll find out when you apologize."
"Right. I'm sorry."
(a pumpkin pie is thrown -- *splat*)
(mumblemumblemumblemumble)
"What was that?"
"Needs more whipped cream."
"Ingrate."
"You threw it at me. I'm just enjoying the consequences. Collateral damage never tasted so good."
"Next thing I know you'll be calling it a weapon of mass destruction."
"Not bloody likely. Pie was too small. Need a bigger one."
"And you expect me to make it for you?"
"Not for me." (points behind him, into a dark cavern, with little glinting lights here and there, and high above them a steady pair of yellow lights) "For him. He's fresh out of orcs. And hungry. But he might take a substitute."
"Of what sort?"
"This." (pushes the other into the dark cave; loud munchings and crunchings are heard) "How was he?"
(a deep voice speaks) "Needed some salt and ketchup."
"Get stuffed and do it yourself, you loony."
"You could be course #2."
"Of course I could ... I ... ah ... oh. Sure an orc wouldn't do instead?"
"I need someone who is doesn't know how truly doomed they are. Like a human. Like yourself."
"I might not be available."
"Not later on, no, of course not."
"Will it hurt?"
"Only briefly."
"And you'll be hungry again afterward."
"Naturally." A pause. "Now don't delay. Offer expires soon. No returns allowed. No interest as long as item is paid for in 12 months. Call now."
"You sound like a TV ad."
"Who do you think did some of the voice-overs? Come to me, said the spider to the fly."
"I'm doomed. I never had a chance."
"Indeed." (reaches out and grabs him, drags him into the dark cavern) A pause. "You did bring the salt and ketchup, didn't you?"
"Of all the times to complain about the service. Next thing you'll be demanding is Grey Poupon. And Paul Masson wine."
"That's for the next one. If I'm still hungry."
"You know this isn't quite appropriate for Christmas Day."
"There is no Christmas Day in Middle-earth. Rest assured, procrastination won't save you."
"Just thought I'd try. All right. Have at it."
"Indeed I will."
Fellow Prognosticators of Future Unhappy Incidents of Pixelated Mass Destruction:
Welcome to 2014! Like you, I am beyond amazed we made this far. Like you, I continue to be dismayed by the large number of Stepford Customers of a certain not-to-be-named entertainment company.
We have but one choice, clearly. Even though, like all far sighted inidividuals with the talent for spotting trends before they become trends before us, we will be ignored and reviled until after our passing.
Please join me in making 2014 :::drumroll-ching!::: The Year Of Doooommmm!
@neoakiraii - Just noticed your Sig Banner. Very Nice! Elegantly simple yet highly effective. Well done!
thanks for sharing it with us.
A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
Fellow Prognosticators of Future Unhappy Incidents of Pixelated Mass Destruction:
Welcome to 2014! Like you, I am beyond amazed we made this far. Like you, I continue to be dismayed by the large number of Stepford Customers of a certain not-to-be-named entertainment company.
We have but one choice, clearly. Even though, like all far sighted inidividuals with the talent for spotting trends before they become trends before us, we will be ignored and reviled until after our passing.
Please join me in making 2014 :::drumroll-ching!::: The Year Of Doooommmm!
Well done sir....lol.:D
FA Janin Delwynn - Fed Tac Officer
FA Dion - Romulan Engineer Officer
FA Zophie Delwynn - Fed Science Officer
Brothers and sisters, do not be dismayed. The truth is obvious.
These 'Christmas' and 'New Year' events are obviously the twisted machinations of Cryptic and the corrupt commercial overlords they serve!
They think they can deflect our attention with free ships and pet Gingerbread Men? Cover up the glaring conspiracy with snowball toys and long coats!?
They won't keep us silent, and they can't hide the truth forever. And when doom comes I will be there on a soapbox yelling to the masses I TOLD YOU SO.
The world was doomed ... but everyone was too drunk on NYE to notice.
The world is doomed ... but everyone is too tired this morning to notice.
The world will be doomed ... but tomorrow will be impossible to reach (like the horizon on Earth), so no one will notice.
The world didnt end AGAIN. This Doom dude is trying to fool us !
Now I have to wait for the 2014 end of the world conspiracy videos to appear on YT for more information !
its 2014 we are all DOOMED !!!!!!
p.s. Does anybody happen to know when the world WILL end ?
Well, since Cryptic didn't listen every single player suggestion out there, we're doomed.
Or any bug report apart from those easy to fix, ie ship doesn't have capital in name, lol. But I still get the texture corruption after 30 mins or my klink still can't see tailor, armour, kits graphics from...well years now.....funny how they don't say what the long term bugs they are trying to fix are.....better just to forget and hope we go quietly away....
Where ever you go, there you are.......
Join The Space Invaders,..... Federation and KDF fleets.
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
That's no Dyson Sphere, that's a Big Ball of DOOM!
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
I would say happy New year to all STO players - but we all know that this year for sure - the game is doomed!! So really what's the point in being happy about that!! Doom.;):P:rolleyes:
Comments
It's special spelling to keep the NSA looking.
My character Tsin'xing
May you all have doom filled holidays!:P
What more DOOM do you need!?
Oh yeah, apparently that new Breen raider is broken. Just chuck that in there for relevance sake. And thank God for Chome and auto-correct.
DOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Out of all things to mis-spell it manages to TRIBBLE up its own name!?
Ah well. Don't post while quite tipsy. Lesson learned...until New Year's Eve of course.
My character Tsin'xing
"Not if you keep mispelling it like that."
"What -- like you did?"
"I did not!"
"You did."
"Pruve it."
"There. You did it again."
"Did not!"
"Now, come on. Just admit it and get it over with. It feels much better afterward."
"What does?"
"You have to do it first."
"Say I'm sorry?"
"Right."
"And then what?"
"You'll find out when you apologize."
"Right. I'm sorry."
(a pumpkin pie is thrown -- *splat*)
(mumblemumblemumblemumble)
"What was that?"
"Needs more whipped cream."
"Ingrate."
"You threw it at me. I'm just enjoying the consequences. Collateral damage never tasted so good."
"Next thing I know you'll be calling it a weapon of mass destruction."
"Not bloody likely. Pie was too small. Need a bigger one."
"And you expect me to make it for you?"
"Not for me." (points behind him, into a dark cavern, with little glinting lights here and there, and high above them a steady pair of yellow lights) "For him. He's fresh out of orcs. And hungry. But he might take a substitute."
"Of what sort?"
"This." (pushes the other into the dark cave; loud munchings and crunchings are heard) "How was he?"
(a deep voice speaks) "Needed some salt and ketchup."
"Get stuffed and do it yourself, you loony."
"You could be course #2."
"Of course I could ... I ... ah ... oh. Sure an orc wouldn't do instead?"
"I need someone who is doesn't know how truly doomed they are. Like a human. Like yourself."
"I might not be available."
"Not later on, no, of course not."
"Will it hurt?"
"Only briefly."
"And you'll be hungry again afterward."
"Naturally." A pause. "Now don't delay. Offer expires soon. No returns allowed. No interest as long as item is paid for in 12 months. Call now."
"You sound like a TV ad."
"Who do you think did some of the voice-overs? Come to me, said the spider to the fly."
"I'm doomed. I never had a chance."
"Indeed." (reaches out and grabs him, drags him into the dark cavern) A pause. "You did bring the salt and ketchup, didn't you?"
"Of all the times to complain about the service. Next thing you'll be demanding is Grey Poupon. And Paul Masson wine."
"That's for the next one. If I'm still hungry."
"You know this isn't quite appropriate for Christmas Day."
"There is no Christmas Day in Middle-earth. Rest assured, procrastination won't save you."
"Just thought I'd try. All right. Have at it."
"Indeed I will."
Welcome to 2014! Like you, I am beyond amazed we made this far. Like you, I continue to be dismayed by the large number of Stepford Customers of a certain not-to-be-named entertainment company.
We have but one choice, clearly. Even though, like all far sighted inidividuals with the talent for spotting trends before they become trends before us, we will be ignored and reviled until after our passing.
Please join me in making 2014 :::drumroll-ching!::: The Year Of Doooommmm!
@neoakiraii - Just noticed your Sig Banner. Very Nice! Elegantly simple yet highly effective. Well done!
thanks for sharing it with us.
O TRIBBLE dose that mean i wont get paid...........
Well done sir....lol.:D
FA Dion - Romulan Engineer Officer
FA Zophie Delwynn - Fed Science Officer
These 'Christmas' and 'New Year' events are obviously the twisted machinations of Cryptic and the corrupt commercial overlords they serve!
They think they can deflect our attention with free ships and pet Gingerbread Men? Cover up the glaring conspiracy with snowball toys and long coats!?
They won't keep us silent, and they can't hide the truth forever. And when doom comes I will be there on a soapbox yelling to the masses I TOLD YOU SO.
Just you wait. It'll come...it'll come...
*rocks gently to and fro*
The world is doomed ... but everyone is too tired this morning to notice.
The world will be doomed ... but tomorrow will be impossible to reach (like the horizon on Earth), so no one will notice.
Oh, wait, this is a doom thread......
butcher suspect, "What'd you hit me with?"
Temperance Brennan, "A building"
Now I have to wait for the 2014 end of the world conspiracy videos to appear on YT for more information !
its 2014 we are all DOOMED !!!!!!
p.s. Does anybody happen to know when the world WILL end ?
Or any bug report apart from those easy to fix, ie ship doesn't have capital in name, lol. But I still get the texture corruption after 30 mins or my klink still can't see tailor, armour, kits graphics from...well years now.....funny how they don't say what the long term bugs they are trying to fix are.....better just to forget and hope we go quietly away....
Join The Space Invaders,..... Federation and KDF fleets.
:cool:
I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
O Little Doom of STO
O Doomed All Ye Faithful
Doom! the Harold Angel Sang
Doom the Halls with Boston Charlie
Doom Us All Bowwows of Folly
We Three Dooms of STO Are
Doom to the World the Angels Sang
Silent Doom
"Doom unto others as you have them doom unto you."
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/star-trek-online-publisher-promises-future-free-play-consoles/