Server just went down for maintenance. DOOOM IS UPON USSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody will save U FROM THE SNOWGRAMMERS FIXING THE SERVER!! NOBODY!!!!!!!
I ate some snow in the gingerbread town...it was yellow and I thought it was icing or something, plus I was thinking about the pie eating contest...then there was this odd taste from the snow, come to think of it it smelled funny too....I think I'm DOOOOOOMED!!!!!!
DEAR GOD!!! ! THE KLINGONS GOT A NEW SHIP!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER AND BECOME A GINGERBREAD COLONY!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!! PANIC!!!!!! RUN!!!!!! GAME OVER MAN!! game over
Can the feds have w/e special ability the new Kling ship will have. Since we all play pve and pvp doesn't matter, please give us this ability. Shouldn't this new Klingon battle cruiser be a cross faction ship? Why don't the devs do this?
Can the feds have w/e special ability the new Kling ship will have. Since we all play pve and pvp doesn't matter, please give us this ability. Shouldn't this new Klingon battle cruiser be a cross faction ship? Why don't the devs do this?
WHINING ABOUT HYPOTHETICAL FED WHINING!
Now, complain about the not-yet-announced Fed ship that's going to be way better than this, and then start a thread for a self-defeating boycott of the new ship based on that assumption. Be sure to include a long list of quotes from 2010 by devs who no longer work at Cryptic to back it up, and call out all of the devs who do work here by name in the creepiest, most stalker-y way imaginable. Also, complain that they're releasing this, instead of the exact ship you've designed in your head.
Then, show your loyalty to the Empire by demanding it be removed from the game if the devs aren't going to support it!! Qapla'!
There is ice where the River Styx once flowed. Charon and his boat are stuck on this side of the river, unable to ferry anyone across to the Elysian Fields side. Snow is falling. A chill wind constantly blows. Demons and devils are slipping and sliding every which way. Hades is most unhappy with all this, and Cerberus just moans and shivers as he tries to lay as close to his master's feet as possible. The sign outside the gates has been amended to say: "Abandon all warmth ye who enter here. Hell hath frozen over." An anonymous source (later traced to Persephone herself) was quoted as saying: "And you, Hades, thought that only Demeter could do this? You are so doomed. Next time, remember to stock up on salt and de-icer."
Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven rings for the Dwarven lords in their halls of stone
Nine rings for the mortal Men doomed to die
One ring for the Dark Lord in his dark tower
One ring to rule them all
One ring to bind them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
Azh nagh daburtuluk
Azh nagh gimbatul
(I don't remember the rest of the Black Speech version.)
Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven rings for the Dwarven lords in their halls of stone
Nine rings for the mortal Men doomed to die
One ring for the Dark Lord in his dark tower
One ring to rule them all
One ring to bind them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
Azh nagh daburtuluk
Azh nagh gimbatul
(I don't remember the rest of the Black Speech version.)
The hooded figure nodded, turned and pointed at the huge green-and-red initials, I.D. on top of a hill.
"I do not understand what these mean. Please explain why you have brought me here."
The sound of gunfire and a chainsaw. Hideous demonic laughter.
"Is this how I am to die?"
The sound of a Ferrari spinning its wheels and then roaring away.
"That's no way to treat an Italian sports car. Wait. What am I saying? Cars won't be invented for another forty years. Bah humbug. I am indeed doomed."
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom... (return to top)
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
1st man at bar: "I bet you I can step outside that window and nothing will happen."
2nd man at bar: "You're on!"
(1st man steps outside the window, nothing happens, comes back inside.)
2nd man at bar: "I bet you I can do it too."
1st man at bar: "Go for it."
(2nd man steps outside the window, and falls 50 floors to his death.)
Bartender to 1st man: "You sure can be mean sometimes, Superman."
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My character Tsin'xing
Nothing will save u from the clutches of Frostzilla! BEND TO HIS WILL!!! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT HIM!!!
Erngrersh!?
Werrr Dermed!
WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER AND BECOME A GINGERBREAD COLONY!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!! PANIC!!!!!! RUN!!!!!! GAME OVER MAN!! game over
My character Tsin'xing
Can the feds have w/e special ability the new Kling ship will have. Since we all play pve and pvp doesn't matter, please give us this ability. Shouldn't this new Klingon battle cruiser be a cross faction ship? Why don't the devs do this?
oh man...that pic in the signature block.....I haven't laughed like that in a while.....
'Tis the season...for DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of DOOM!!!
WHINING ABOUT HYPOTHETICAL FED WHINING!
Now, complain about the not-yet-announced Fed ship that's going to be way better than this, and then start a thread for a self-defeating boycott of the new ship based on that assumption. Be sure to include a long list of quotes from 2010 by devs who no longer work at Cryptic to back it up, and call out all of the devs who do work here by name in the creepiest, most stalker-y way imaginable. Also, complain that they're releasing this, instead of the exact ship you've designed in your head.
Then, show your loyalty to the Empire by demanding it be removed from the game if the devs aren't going to support it!! Qapla'!
:P
I Support Disco | Disco is Love | Disco is Life
Seven rings for the Dwarven lords in their halls of stone
Nine rings for the mortal Men doomed to die
One ring for the Dark Lord in his dark tower
One ring to rule them all
One ring to bind them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
Azh nagh daburtuluk
Azh nagh gimbatul
(I don't remember the rest of the Black Speech version.)
My character Tsin'xing
It already exists in Valinor (see "The Silmarillion"). Sauron's was a poor copy of it.
The hooded figure nodded, turned and pointed at the huge green-and-red initials, I.D. on top of a hill.
"I do not understand what these mean. Please explain why you have brought me here."
The sound of gunfire and a chainsaw. Hideous demonic laughter.
"Is this how I am to die?"
The sound of a Ferrari spinning its wheels and then roaring away.
"That's no way to treat an Italian sports car. Wait. What am I saying? Cars won't be invented for another forty years. Bah humbug. I am indeed doomed."
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doomee-Doomee,
Doom, Doomee-Doomee,
Doom, Doomee-Doomee,
Doom... Doom... Doom.
Dooma, Dooma, Dooma, Dooma, Doom-mee.
Dooma, Dooma, Dooma, Dooma, Doom-mee.
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
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I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
WE ARE ALL DOOMED !!!!!
2nd man at bar: "You're on!"
(1st man steps outside the window, nothing happens, comes back inside.)
2nd man at bar: "I bet you I can do it too."
1st man at bar: "Go for it."
(2nd man steps outside the window, and falls 50 floors to his death.)
Bartender to 1st man: "You sure can be mean sometimes, Superman."
There is doom everywhere ... even in humor.
My character Tsin'xing