Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven rings for the Dwarven lords in their halls of stone
Nine rings for the mortal Men doomed to die
One ring for the Dark Lord in his dark tower
One ring to rule them all
One ring to bind them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
Azh nagh daburtuluk
Azh nagh gimbatul
(I don't remember the rest of the Black Speech version.)
Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven rings for the Dwarven lords in their halls of stone
Nine rings for the mortal Men doomed to die
One ring for the Dark Lord in his dark tower
One ring to rule them all
One ring to bind them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
Azh nagh daburtuluk
Azh nagh gimbatul
(I don't remember the rest of the Black Speech version.)
The hooded figure nodded, turned and pointed at the huge green-and-red initials, I.D. on top of a hill.
"I do not understand what these mean. Please explain why you have brought me here."
The sound of gunfire and a chainsaw. Hideous demonic laughter.
"Is this how I am to die?"
The sound of a Ferrari spinning its wheels and then roaring away.
"That's no way to treat an Italian sports car. Wait. What am I saying? Cars won't be invented for another forty years. Bah humbug. I am indeed doomed."
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom... (return to top)
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
1st man at bar: "I bet you I can step outside that window and nothing will happen."
2nd man at bar: "You're on!"
(1st man steps outside the window, nothing happens, comes back inside.)
2nd man at bar: "I bet you I can do it too."
1st man at bar: "Go for it."
(2nd man steps outside the window, and falls 50 floors to his death.)
Bartender to 1st man: "You sure can be mean sometimes, Superman."
The doomquake sends shockwaves through adobe houses. The microsoft atoms split apart, destroying molecule after molecule. Liquefaction turns fill into quicksand. An old man carrying a sign loses his balance. He and the sign fall down. The sign reads, "The end of the world is nye!" A scientist walks by, writes a word in front of "nye" and continues on his way. The word he added turns out to be "bill". A fence is built around the sign, with an iron gateway. Dirt is compaq-ted around the fence. An ice-covered copy of "2001" appears, with words written on it: "HAL has finally frozen over." The doomsayers nod their heads and say, "We told you so, we told you so."
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Seven rings for the Dwarven lords in their halls of stone
Nine rings for the mortal Men doomed to die
One ring for the Dark Lord in his dark tower
One ring to rule them all
One ring to bind them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
Azh nagh daburtuluk
Azh nagh gimbatul
(I don't remember the rest of the Black Speech version.)
My character Tsin'xing
It already exists in Valinor (see "The Silmarillion"). Sauron's was a poor copy of it.
The hooded figure nodded, turned and pointed at the huge green-and-red initials, I.D. on top of a hill.
"I do not understand what these mean. Please explain why you have brought me here."
The sound of gunfire and a chainsaw. Hideous demonic laughter.
"Is this how I am to die?"
The sound of a Ferrari spinning its wheels and then roaring away.
"That's no way to treat an Italian sports car. Wait. What am I saying? Cars won't be invented for another forty years. Bah humbug. I am indeed doomed."
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doomee-Doomee,
Doom, Doomee-Doomee,
Doom, Doomee-Doomee,
Doom... Doom... Doom.
Dooma, Dooma, Dooma, Dooma, Doom-mee.
Dooma, Dooma, Dooma, Dooma, Doom-mee.
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
Doom, Doom-a-Doom...
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I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
WE ARE ALL DOOMED !!!!!
2nd man at bar: "You're on!"
(1st man steps outside the window, nothing happens, comes back inside.)
2nd man at bar: "I bet you I can do it too."
1st man at bar: "Go for it."
(2nd man steps outside the window, and falls 50 floors to his death.)
Bartender to 1st man: "You sure can be mean sometimes, Superman."
There is doom everywhere ... even in humor.
My character Tsin'xing
Focus on Fairytale of New York by The Pogues. It will lessen your pain.
As for me I'll stick to Cashing In On Christmas
My character Tsin'xing
Never heard of it. Listened to it. Love it
My character Tsin'xing
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THIS FTW!! In spades!
I doom.
I am doomed.
We know the truth. I'll bet the interns were beating back the flames while someone wrote that letter!