Doom is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you will get inside.
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
Crickey, I stop coming in and making inane and distracting comments that keep the tension levels down for a while and some people start acting like my newest relative... at least she's got an excuse, she's only a week-and-a-half-old...
Does anyone else wonder if it means anything that MOOD is DOOM spelt backwards?
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Because you or one of your friends created a phony account to make an offensive post that violates forum rules in a pathetic attempt to get the thread closed? :rolleyes:
Sorry Charlie, our mods and devs may be DOOMED but they aren't stupid. :P
Far more likely it will get edited if not ignored completely even tho you reported it.
I am always suspicious of those brand new accounts with one post. There are a few people that really hate cryptic and hate this game that are trying to get this thread closed. Really sad.
..."Evil Dead" and "Army of Darkness" are overused. You want to get a reaction from me with Bruce Campbell, it needs to go something like this...
"In twenty-thirteen,
Graphics errors were very mean,
And players in the game weren't seen,
Something on which they were not keen.
Which brought them to the DOOM thread,
Two pages from a hundred,
To pass the time on forums,
When they'd rather play instead.
From the Great Hall of Qo'nos,
To the Sphere of Solanae,
There was never a bunch more DOOMed,
Than we who can't get in the game.
We'll keep on getting errors,
Every time we try to login,
And every Dev and Player here will know....
We're DOOMED!"
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Because you or one of your friends created a phony account to make an offensive post that violates forum rules in a pathetic attempt to get the thread closed? :rolleyes:
Sorry Charlie, our mods and devs may be DOOMED but they aren't stupid. :P
Far more likely it will get edited if not ignored completely even tho you reported it.
Yes, my friends and I sit around plotting to take down forum threads on the stoforums -end sarcasm. It was a joke. I was poking fun at that guy b/c it's obvious that it is a phony account. Also, I never reported it to anybody.
you guys are lame - I throw a Bruce Campbell out there and nobody does anything?...if the Mighty Bruce can't get attention maybe we're all DOOMED!!!
The EVIL DEAD is sooo passe...
Even DOOM has moved on.
:cool:
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
..."Evil Dead" and "Army of Darkness" are overused. You want to get a reaction from me with Bruce Campbell, it needs to go something like this...
"In twenty-thirteen,
Graphics errors were very mean,
And players in the game weren't seen,
Something on which they were not keen.
Which brought them to the DOOM thread,
Two pages from a hundred,
To pass the time on forums,
When they'd rather play instead.
From the Great Hall of Qo'nos,
To the Sphere of Solanae,
There was never a bunch more DOOMed,
Than we who can't get in the game.
We'll keep on getting errors,
Every time we try to login,
And every Dev and Player here will know....
We're DOOMED!"
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the doom thread!
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
"It's a Bug world." Oh No! The game is morphing to 'Starship Troopers Online'! Bugs are everywhere! Retreat! Retreat!! Where is the orbital bombardment? Retreat!!!! Aauurrgghhh!!!
"It's a Bug world." Oh No! The game is morphing to 'Starship Troopers Online'! Bugs are everywhere! Retreat! Retreat!! Where is the orbital bombardment? Retreat!!!! Aauurrgghhh!!!
I for one welcome our new bug overlords. Because I would rather serve them than get my brains sucked out via some bizarre straw like appendage.
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one. A Klingon would never display such dishonor by allowing someone else to help him with such a remedial task.
Q: How many KLINGONS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Burned out light bulbs have NO honor. And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark !
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb and another to defend the empty socket with a bat?leth.
Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb? A: Execute him for cowardice.
Q: How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to get the lightbulb at the lowest possible price, and one to sell the used bulb for as much as possible.
Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? A. Can't be done. They keep sticking their fingers in the socket to feed.
Q: How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.
Q: How many Gorn does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but it takes tons of lightbulbs!
Q: How many Tammarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Darmok, cast into darkness; Temba, his arms wide; bring forth the sun!"
Q: How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, because THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS...!!!
Q: How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb !
Q: How many Prophets does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That is a corporeal matter.
Q: How many VULCANS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Logic would dictate that it takes only a single individual to change a light bulb. However, a mind meld with the faulty bulb may provide some answers.
Q: How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Both of them.
Q: How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: I sense it has already changed.
Q: How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Q holds the bulb and the universe spins around him.
Q: How many Founders does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as there needs to be.
Q: How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb ? A: I will change in to the light bulb.
Q: How many HORTAS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: NO CHANGE I
Q: How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb ? A: 1,561,772 .......uhh,62....,ummm,63......64......
Q: How long does it take COMMANDER RIKER to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb? A: Never gonna happen, Riker's too busy TRIBBLE other things.
Q: How many KIRKs does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Spock... is... there... any... way... we... can..."
Q: How many McCOYs does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an electrician!"
Q: How many Voyager crew members does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb? A: Two - Seven and Chakotay. But they'll have to be really, really small.
Q: How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb? A: 2, one to change it and one to kill the other and take the credit.
Q: What do you do with an old light bulb? A. Feed it to a Horta.
Q: how many Redshirts does it take to change a light bulb? A: An infinite number since they all die before completing the task.
Q: How many PAKLEDS does it take to change a light bulb? A: Well, first they have to kidnap Geordi to make him tell them which way in the lightbulb is supposed to go........
Q: How many VIDIANS does it take to change a light bulb? A: They don't change it, they just graft on the parts they need from one that still works.
Q: How many HOLODECK CHARACTERS does it take to change a light bulb? A: They ARE the light bulb. And the coffee table. And the door mat.
Q: How many Guardians of Forever does it take to change a light bulb? A: Since before your sun burned in space, I have awaited that question.
Q: How many Hulkans does it take to change a light bulb? A: We will never give you the light bulb, tho you may destroy us and take it from us.
Q: How many Andorians does it take to change a light bulb? A: They will only change the bulb if it is a joint venture with the Humans and the Vulcans.
Q: How many Aenar does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the Aenar are blind and telepathic and dont need light bulbs.
Q: How many Tellarites does it take to change a light bulb? A: The bulb never gets changed because they are too busy arguing over whos responsibility it is the change the bulb.
Q: How many Companions does it take to change a light bulb? A: The man needs the bulb. I will create a bulb for the man.
Q: How many Organians does it take to change a light bulb. A: None, Organians glow in the dark, and in the shadows, and in full daylight.
Q: How many Jem'Hadar does it take to change a light bulb? A: "I am allready dead. Victory Is Light!"
Q: How many Tholians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Tholians are forever changing light bulgs since their vocal frequencies keep shattering the bulbs.
Q: How many Crystalline Entities doe it take to change a light bulb? A: Crystalline Entity fragments are BETTER than light bulbs, dangerous to harvest, and highly sought after.
Q: How many Deferi does it take to change a light bulb? A: The Deferi bulbs were given to them by The Preservers and stolen by the Breen.
Q: How many Breen does it take to change a light bulb? A: The Breen only use Preserver light bulbs that never need changing.
Q: How many Maquis does it take to change a light bulbs? A: The Maquis dont use light bulbs because it would lead the Cardisasians back to them.
Q: How many Section 31 Operatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: "We think you are a good recruit for this task, but to be sure lets put you through this grueling test first."
Q: How many Voth does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Holy Doctrine clearly states that the bulb originated in this sector of space. Do you disagree with Doctrine?"
Q: How many Kazon does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but he must die in the process to earn a name in death.
Q; How many Trabe does it take to change a light bulb? A: "As soon as we reclaim our bulbs from the Kazon, all our bulbs will be changed!"
Q: How many Pah-wraiths does it take to change a light bulb? A: The Pah-wraiths want the whole universe to be inside the light bulb when it is turned on.
Q: How many El-Aurians does it take to change a light bulb? A: "My name is Guinan, I tend bar and listen to what the bulb has to say."
Q: How many Tosk does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Tosk's only purpose is to change the bulb."
Q: How many Species 8472 does it take to change a light bulb? A:"The weak bulbs will perish".
Q: How many Xindi does it take to change a light bulb? A: First the Xindi must destroy the Terran light bulbs in the future to prevent the Xindi bulbs from being destroyed in the past.
Q: How many Remans does it take to change a light bulb. A: Nobody knows. The Remans use dim bulbs, live in the shadows, and have never been observed in the act of changing a bulb.
Q: How many V'Ger does it take to change a light bulb? A: V'Ger doesnt want to change the bulb, V'Ger wants to merge with the bulb.
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one. A Klingon would never display such dishonor by allowing someone else to help him with such a remedial task.
Q: How many KLINGONS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Burned out light bulbs have NO honor. And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark !
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb and another to defend the empty socket with a bat?leth.
Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb? A: Execute him for cowardice.
Q: How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to get the lightbulb at the lowest possible price, and one to sell the used bulb for as much as possible.
Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? A. Can't be done. They keep sticking their fingers in the socket to feed.
Q: How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.
Q: How many Gorn does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but it takes tons of lightbulbs!
Q: How many Tammarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Darmok, cast into darkness; Temba, his arms wide; bring forth the sun!"
Q: How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, because THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS...!!!
Q: How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb !
Q: How many Prophets does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That is a corporeal matter.
Q: How many VULCANS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Logic would dictate that it takes only a single individual to change a light bulb. However, a mind meld with the faulty bulb may provide some answers.
Q: How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Both of them.
Q: How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: I sense it has already changed.
Q: How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Q holds the bulb and the universe spins around him.
Q: How many Founders does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as there needs to be.
Q: How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb ? A: I will change in to the light bulb.
Q: How many HORTAS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: NO CHANGE I
Q: How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb ? A: 1,561,772 .......uhh,62....,ummm,63......64......
Q: How long does it take COMMANDER RIKER to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb? A: Never gonna happen, Riker's too busy TRIBBLE other things.
Q: How many KIRKs does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Spock... is... there... any... way... we... can..."
Q: How many McCOYs does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an electrician!"
Q: How many Voyager crew members does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb? A: Two - Seven and Chakotay. But they'll have to be really, really small.
Q: How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb? A: 2, one to change it and one to kill the other and take the credit.
Q: What do you do with an old light bulb? A. Feed it to a Horta.
Q: how many Redshirts does it take to change a light bulb? A: An infinite number since they all die before completing the task.
Q: How many PAKLEDS does it take to change a light bulb? A: Well, first they have to kidnap Geordi to make him tell them which way in the lightbulb is supposed to go........
Q: How many VIDIANS does it take to change a light bulb? A: They don't change it, they just graft on the parts they need from one that still works.
Q: How many HOLODECK CHARACTERS does it take to change a light bulb? A: They ARE the light bulb. And the coffee table. And the door mat.
Q: How many Guardians of Forever does it take to change a light bulb? A: Since before your sun burned in space, I have awaited that question.
Q: How many Hulkans does it take to change a light bulb? A: We will never give you the light bulb, tho you may destroy us and take it from us.
Q: How many Andorians does it take to change a light bulb? A: They will only change the bulb if it is a joint venture with the Humans and the Vulcans.
Q: How many Aenar does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the Aenar are blind and telepathic and dont need light bulbs.
Q: How many Tellarites does it take to change a light bulb? A: The bulb never gets changed because they are too busy arguing over whos responsibility it is the change the bulb.
Q: How many Companions does it take to change a light bulb? A: The man needs the bulb. I will create a bulb for the man.
Q: How many Organians does it take to change a light bulb. A: None, Organians glow in the dark, and in the shadows, and in full daylight.
Q: How many Jem'Hadar does it take to change a light bulb? A: "I am allready dead. Victory Is Light!"
Q: How many Tholians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Tholians are forever changing light bulgs since their vocal frequencies keep shattering the bulbs.
How many STO Forum nerds does it take to build a wall of text?
Four...
One to do it and three to urge him on.
:cool:
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Doom is the eternal fog, the screams in the darkness, the echoes of evil laughter, the fading sound of galloping hooves, the knocking on the door of 221 Baker Street, the excitement of another mystery to solve, and Holmes saying, "Come, Watson. The game's afoot." All is well in the city of Londoom.
q: How Many Klingons Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: Just One. A Klingon Would Never Display Such Dishonor By Allowing Someone Else To Help Him With Such A Remedial Task.
Q: How Many Klingons Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb ? A: Burned Out Light Bulbs Have No Honor. And A True Klingon Warrior Is Not Afraid Of The Dark !
Q: How Many Klingons Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: Two. One To Change The Bulb And Another To Defend The Empty Socket With A Bat?leth.
Q: What Do The Klingons Do With The Klingon Who Replaces The Bulb? A: Execute Him For Cowardice.
Q: How Many Ferengi Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: Two. One To Get The Lightbulb At The Lowest Possible Price, And One To Sell The Used Bulb For As Much As Possible.
Q: How Many Borg Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A. Can't Be Done. They Keep Sticking Their Fingers In The Socket To Feed.
Q: How Many Borg Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb ? A: Light Bulbs Are Irrelevant. Changing Them Is Futile.
Q: How Many Gorn Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? A: Only One, But It Takes Tons Of Lightbulbs!
Q: How Many Tammarians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: "darmok, Cast Into Darkness; Temba, His Arms Wide; Bring Forth The Sun!"
Q: How Many Cardassians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb ? A: Four, Because There...are...four...lights...!!!
Q: How Many Bajorans Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb ? A: The Filthy Cardassians Took Our Light Bulb !
Q: How Many Prophets Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: None. That Is A Corporeal Matter.
Q: How Many Vulcans Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb ? A: Logic Would Dictate That It Takes Only A Single Individual To Change A Light Bulb. However, A Mind Meld With The Faulty Bulb May Provide Some Answers.
Q: How Many Trills Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb ? A: Both Of Them.
Q: How Many Betaziods Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb ? A: I Sense It Has Already Changed.
Q: How Many Q's Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb ? A: Q Holds The Bulb And The Universe Spins Around Him.
Q: How Many Founders Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: As Many As There Needs To Be.
Q: How Many Odo's Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb ? A: I Will Change In To The Light Bulb.
Q: How Many Hortas Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb ? A: No Change I
Q: How Many Tribbles Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb ? A: 1,561,772 .......uhh,62....,ummm,63......64......
Q: How Long Does It Take Commander Riker To TRIBBLE In A Lightbulb? A: Never Gonna Happen, Riker's Too Busy TRIBBLE Other Things.
Q: How Many Kirks Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: "spock... Is... There... Any... Way... We... Can..."
Q: How Many Mccoys Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: "dammit, Jim, I'm A Doctor, Not An Electrician!"
Q: How Many Voyager Crew Members Does It Take To TRIBBLE In A Light Bulb? A: Two - Seven And Chakotay. But They'll Have To Be Really, Really Small.
Q: How Many Romulans Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: 2, One To Change It And One To Kill The Other And Take The Credit.
Q: What Do You Do With An Old Light Bulb? A. Feed It To A Horta.
Q: How Many Redshirts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: An Infinite Number Since They All Die Before Completing The Task.
Q: How Many Pakleds Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: Well, First They Have To Kidnap Geordi To Make Him Tell Them Which Way In The Lightbulb Is Supposed To Go........
Q: How Many Vidians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: They Don't Change It, They Just Graft On The Parts They Need From One That Still Works.
Q: How Many Holodeck Characters Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: They Are The Light Bulb. And The Coffee Table. And The Door Mat.
Q: How Many Guardians Of Forever Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: Since Before Your Sun Burned In Space, I Have Awaited That Question.
Q: How Many Hulkans Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: We Will Never Give You The Light Bulb, Tho You May Destroy Us And Take It From Us.
Q: How Many Andorians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: They Will Only Change The Bulb If It Is A Joint Venture With The Humans And The Vulcans.
Q: How Many Aenar Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: None, The Aenar Are Blind And Telepathic And Dont Need Light Bulbs.
Q: How Many Tellarites Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: The Bulb Never Gets Changed Because They Are Too Busy Arguing Over Whos Responsibility It Is The Change The Bulb.
Q: How Many Companions Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: The Man Needs The Bulb. I Will Create A Bulb For The Man.
Q: How Many Organians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb. A: None, Organians Glow In The Dark, And In The Shadows, And In Full Daylight.
Q: How Many Jem'hadar Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: "i Am Allready Dead. Victory Is Light!"
Q: How Many Tholians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: Tholians Are Forever Changing Light Bulgs Since Their Vocal Frequencies Keep Shattering The Bulbs.
Q: How Many Crystalline Entities Doe It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: Crystalline Entity Fragments Are Better Than Light Bulbs, Dangerous To Harvest, And Highly Sought After.
Q: How Many Deferi Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: The Deferi Bulbs Were Given To Them By The Preservers And Stolen By The Breen.
Q: How Many Breen Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: The Breen Only Use Preserver Light Bulbs That Never Need Changing.
Q: How Many Maquis Does It Take To Change A Light Bulbs? A: The Maquis Dont Use Light Bulbs Because It Would Lead The Cardisasians Back To Them.
Q: How Many Section 31 Operatives Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: "we Think You Are A Good Recruit For This Task, But To Be Sure Lets Put You Through This Grueling Test First."
Q: How Many Voth Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: "holy Doctrine Clearly States That The Bulb Originated In This Sector Of Space. Do You Disagree With Doctrine?"
Q: How Many Kazon Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: Just One, But He Must Die In The Process To Earn A Name In Death.
Q; How Many Trabe Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: "as Soon As We Reclaim Our Bulbs From The Kazon, All Our Bulbs Will Be Changed!"
Q: How Many Pah-wraiths Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: The Pah-wraiths Want The Whole Universe To Be Inside The Light Bulb When It Is Turned On.
Q: How Many El-aurians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: "my Name Is Guinan, I Tend Bar And Listen To What The Bulb Has To Say."
Q: How Many Tosk Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: "tosk's Only Purpose Is To Change The Bulb."
Q: How Many Species 8472 Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A:"the Weak Bulbs Will Perish".
Q: How Many Xindi Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: First The Xindi Must Destroy The Terran Light Bulbs In The Future To Prevent The Xindi Bulbs From Being Destroyed In The Past.
Q: How Many Remans Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb. A: Nobody Knows. The Remans Use Dim Bulbs, Live In The Shadows, And Have Never Been Observed In The Act Of Changing A Bulb.
Q: How Many V'ger Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? A: V'ger Doesnt Want To Change The Bulb, V'ger Wants To Merge With The Bulb.
Comments
- Judge Aaron Satie
Just one domino has fallen and the house has fallen! We're doomed I say! Doomed! The mods will now close this thread because doooooom!
My character Tsin'xing
Does anyone else wonder if it means anything that MOOD is DOOM spelt backwards?
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
I am always suspicious of those brand new accounts with one post. There are a few people that really hate cryptic and hate this game that are trying to get this thread closed. Really sad.
"In twenty-thirteen,
Graphics errors were very mean,
And players in the game weren't seen,
Something on which they were not keen.
Which brought them to the DOOM thread,
Two pages from a hundred,
To pass the time on forums,
When they'd rather play instead.
From the Great Hall of Qo'nos,
To the Sphere of Solanae,
There was never a bunch more DOOMed,
Than we who can't get in the game.
We'll keep on getting errors,
Every time we try to login,
And every Dev and Player here will know....
We're DOOMED!"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
I think you got the wrong thread. also this post violates every forum rule there is. Good bye.
Yes, my friends and I sit around plotting to take down forum threads on the stoforums -end sarcasm. It was a joke. I was poking fun at that guy b/c it's obvious that it is a phony account. Also, I never reported it to anybody.
The EVIL DEAD is sooo passe...
Even DOOM has moved on.
:cool:
I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
What about "Jack of All Trades"?
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
(meant as a joke people)....
Your DOOMED if you don't laugh.....
:cool:
I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
You're doing it wrong....Take a lesson from the Best
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the doom thread!
- Judge Aaron Satie
NO NO think of all the doom and gloom i would suffer if she won,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I for one welcome our new bug overlords. Because I would rather serve them than get my brains sucked out via some bizarre straw like appendage.
100 pages...
Are we there yet?
Q: How many KLINGONS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Burned out light bulbs have NO honor. And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark !
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb and another to defend the empty socket with a bat?leth.
Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb? A: Execute him for cowardice.
Q: How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to get the lightbulb at the lowest possible price, and one to sell the used bulb for as much as possible.
Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? A. Can't be done. They keep sticking their fingers in the socket to feed.
Q: How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.
Q: How many Gorn does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but it takes tons of lightbulbs!
Q: How many Tammarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Darmok, cast into darkness; Temba, his arms wide; bring forth the sun!"
Q: How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, because THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS...!!!
Q: How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb !
Q: How many Prophets does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That is a corporeal matter.
Q: How many VULCANS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Logic would dictate that it takes only a single individual to change a light bulb. However, a mind meld with the faulty bulb may provide some answers.
Q: How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Both of them.
Q: How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: I sense it has already changed.
Q: How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Q holds the bulb and the universe spins around him.
Q: How many Founders does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as there needs to be.
Q: How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb ? A: I will change in to the light bulb.
Q: How many HORTAS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: NO CHANGE I
Q: How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb ? A: 1,561,772 .......uhh,62....,ummm,63......64......
Q: How long does it take COMMANDER RIKER to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb? A: Never gonna happen, Riker's too busy TRIBBLE other things.
Q: How many KIRKs does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Spock... is... there... any... way... we... can..."
Q: How many McCOYs does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an electrician!"
Q: How many Voyager crew members does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb? A: Two - Seven and Chakotay. But they'll have to be really, really small.
Q: How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb? A: 2, one to change it and one to kill the other and take the credit.
Q: What do you do with an old light bulb? A. Feed it to a Horta.
Q: how many Redshirts does it take to change a light bulb? A: An infinite number since they all die before completing the task.
Q: How many PAKLEDS does it take to change a light bulb? A: Well, first they have to kidnap Geordi to make him tell them which way in the lightbulb is supposed to go........
Q: How many VIDIANS does it take to change a light bulb? A: They don't change it, they just graft on the parts they need from one that still works.
Q: How many HOLODECK CHARACTERS does it take to change a light bulb? A: They ARE the light bulb. And the coffee table. And the door mat.
Q: How many Guardians of Forever does it take to change a light bulb? A: Since before your sun burned in space, I have awaited that question.
Q: How many Hulkans does it take to change a light bulb? A: We will never give you the light bulb, tho you may destroy us and take it from us.
Q: How many Andorians does it take to change a light bulb? A: They will only change the bulb if it is a joint venture with the Humans and the Vulcans.
Q: How many Aenar does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the Aenar are blind and telepathic and dont need light bulbs.
Q: How many Tellarites does it take to change a light bulb? A: The bulb never gets changed because they are too busy arguing over whos responsibility it is the change the bulb.
Q: How many Companions does it take to change a light bulb? A: The man needs the bulb. I will create a bulb for the man.
Q: How many Organians does it take to change a light bulb. A: None, Organians glow in the dark, and in the shadows, and in full daylight.
Q: How many Jem'Hadar does it take to change a light bulb? A: "I am allready dead. Victory Is Light!"
Q: How many Tholians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Tholians are forever changing light bulgs since their vocal frequencies keep shattering the bulbs.
Q: How many Crystalline Entities doe it take to change a light bulb? A: Crystalline Entity fragments are BETTER than light bulbs, dangerous to harvest, and highly sought after.
Q: How many Deferi does it take to change a light bulb? A: The Deferi bulbs were given to them by The Preservers and stolen by the Breen.
Q: How many Breen does it take to change a light bulb? A: The Breen only use Preserver light bulbs that never need changing.
Q: How many Maquis does it take to change a light bulbs? A: The Maquis dont use light bulbs because it would lead the Cardisasians back to them.
Q: How many Section 31 Operatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: "We think you are a good recruit for this task, but to be sure lets put you through this grueling test first."
Q: How many Voth does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Holy Doctrine clearly states that the bulb originated in this sector of space. Do you disagree with Doctrine?"
Q: How many Kazon does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but he must die in the process to earn a name in death.
Q; How many Trabe does it take to change a light bulb? A: "As soon as we reclaim our bulbs from the Kazon, all our bulbs will be changed!"
Q: How many Pah-wraiths does it take to change a light bulb? A: The Pah-wraiths want the whole universe to be inside the light bulb when it is turned on.
Q: How many El-Aurians does it take to change a light bulb? A: "My name is Guinan, I tend bar and listen to what the bulb has to say."
Q: How many Tosk does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Tosk's only purpose is to change the bulb."
Q: How many Species 8472 does it take to change a light bulb? A:"The weak bulbs will perish".
Q: How many Xindi does it take to change a light bulb? A: First the Xindi must destroy the Terran light bulbs in the future to prevent the Xindi bulbs from being destroyed in the past.
Q: How many Remans does it take to change a light bulb. A: Nobody knows. The Remans use dim bulbs, live in the shadows, and have never been observed in the act of changing a bulb.
Q: How many V'Ger does it take to change a light bulb? A: V'Ger doesnt want to change the bulb, V'Ger wants to merge with the bulb.
NO!
If you ask ONE MORE TIME then my God I will turn this starship around and warp right back to ESD! Do you hear me!? What?
NO I DO NOT GET SPACERAGE!!!
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