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  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    sprehall wrote: »
    You guys have got to stop feeding the server hamsters, Cheetos. You know it makes them constipated. Ever seen 3,000 constipated hamsters? The horror, the horror.......:(

    Yeah... we need to give them coffee instead...
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  • gullshadowgullshadow Member Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    So this is what everyone does when the server's down.
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  • idronaidrona Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    sindrek wrote: »

    :eek: At first I had to laugh bit but then it got just really scary. lol
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  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited March 2013
  • topsettopset Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013

    Hahahahaha, as soon as I saw those 4 words I was really hoping it was going to be that clip.

    Fantastic sir, well played!
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  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    sprehall wrote: »
    You guys have got to stop feeding the server hamsters, Cheetos. You know it makes them constipated. Ever seen 3,000 constipated hamsters? The horror, the horror.......:(

    TacoFang likes to take the hamsters out of their wheel, when He thinks nobody is looking.

    He takes them to the park so they can play with the stray kitty's.

    :P
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  • comrademococomrademoco Member Posts: 1,694 Bug Hunter
    edited March 2013
    If you people didnt know Tribble Server is being on the whole time! and hehehehe!

    Pss dont tell Brand or PWE tee heee Free Oddies! :D

    Free Oddies on the Tribble Server! :D
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  • stardestroyer001stardestroyer001 Member Posts: 2,615 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    lonnehart wrote: »
    I guess spending hours creating starships out of random parts isn't fun for some people. :)

    Nono, that was the fun part. Having a colossal battleship being blown to bits by smaller stuff makes no sense.
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  • macaulay68macaulay68 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Now are you sure;
  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Nono, that was the fun part. Having a colossal battleship being blown to bits by smaller stuff makes no sense.

    True enough. Like how a Unimatrix is blown to bits by a tiny jem hadar bug ship. :P
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
  • borthaniusborthanius Member Posts: 97 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Think you all can fix cloaking during this emergency maintenance? No? Too much to ask, as usual? Can you say lame Cryptic?
  • bohiapbohiap Member Posts: 535
    edited March 2013
    I seem to have run into a bit of trouble, when I click on the icon for STO, I get an error that says "The Item I selected is unavailable".

    EDIT: Oh well. I put in a new shortcut. It was a strange thing to happen, though.

    I got a wierd message like that too. Something like "This item is no longer available or has been moved." I thought my laptop was just being dumb.
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  • sprehallsprehall Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    idrona wrote: »
    :eek: At first I had to laugh bit but then it got just really scary. lol

    Yeah. No more caffeine or access to firearms for Heinrich......
  • topsettopset Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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  • spearhawk2013spearhawk2013 Member Posts: 217 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Hi Captains,

    We will be bringing down Star Trek Online in 15 minutes for emergency maintenance -- we expect this maintenance to only last for 1 hour. The test server may also be unavailable during this time.

    Thanks for your patience and understanding,

    - The Star Trek Online Team


    UPDATE (7:08PM PDT): We're extending maintenance by 45 minutes. New ETA is 8PM PDT.

    why am I not surprised that the maintanence is extended? its after all Cryptic. Can they ever get the time right?
  • wolfgarsigvarthsonwolfgarsigvarthson Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Activities in which to engage while waiting for your electronic life stream to reume: Take a breath, windex your nose prints off your monitor, hose the drool out of your keyboards, say hi to your wife/kids/parents/cat or dog, go make nachos, quick shower and change out of your old sweats into new ones captain, clip your fingernails as they are cutting through the keys on your keyboard, do a slow swivel in your chair to make sure you remember where you are! DO NOT however under any circumstances obtain a life durring this brief and painless emergency maintenance!! All other games if they exist are substandard to this one.. Oh and unless you are under 10, please stop whining/whinging. Read the EULA I'm sure there is one .. and I am sure it states that you agree to use this software "AS PROVIDED" in at least one spot. I am sure that you agreed to this "Agreeable Agreement.. because here you are complaining about what you agreed to... Anyway Hope some of the above suggestions were helpful.. See you ingame friends!:P
  • galamander1galamander1 Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    You guys shouldn't let the Gorn chew on the cords, sigh well at least while you guys fix the cord you guys can fix the other problems everyone is having and keep the gorn under control :)
  • boglejam73boglejam73 Member Posts: 890 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    bohiap wrote: »
    I got a wierd message like that too. Something like "This item is no longer available or has been moved." I thought my laptop was just being dumb.

    I click on my shortcut to the launcher and absolutely nothing happens. Odd.
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  • obiwanstogieobiwanstogie Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Yeah I'd even saved up 2 days of mining so I could get maximum benefits for 3 of my characters... nice going there
  • stardestroyer001stardestroyer001 Member Posts: 2,615 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    lonnehart wrote: »
    True enough. Like how a Unimatrix is blown to bits by a tiny jem hadar bug ship. :P

    But... But I liked my small fleet of three Galaxy-class battleships!
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  • grayfoxjamesgrayfoxjames Member Posts: 1,516 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    These kinds of fixes don't bother me...it just shows that people are working and taking care of problems and glitches that they find.
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  • velius69velius69 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    how long is this down time supposed to take
  • ensignricky1969ensignricky1969 Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    ...And now, here is something we hope you will really like.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtG5dK_HaGg
  • gypsybladegypsyblade Member Posts: 730 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    You know that 2 day 10 hour timer you got on the launcher? Can you release the blog for that so we have something to read while we wait?
  • eviaxeviax Member Posts: 174 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    gullshadow wrote: »
    So this is what everyone does when the server's down.

    Heh was watchin Voyager.After episode finished wanted to log in the game but,ta-daaa surprise!!! Server is down XD
  • planckconstantplanckconstant Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013

    UPDATE (7:08PM PDT): We're extending maintenance by 45 minutes. New ETA is 8PM PDT.

    "Ya didn't tell him how long it would really take, did you?... Oh, Laddie, you've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker. Now listen...."
  • quaenordequaenorde Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    For those with the launcher not doing anything problem- recreate a desktop shortcut from the Star Trek Online.exe file in your cryptic games folder. :3
  • idronaidrona Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    One thing I've been wondering is, howcome these kind of maintenances often gets extended, (not talking about just STO)?
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  • boglejam73boglejam73 Member Posts: 890 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    I blame Bob Sheeple. That jerk.

    :D
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