You guys have got to stop feeding the server hamsters, Cheetos. You know it makes them constipated. Ever seen 3,000 constipated hamsters? The horror, the horror.......:(
Yeah... we need to give them coffee instead...
*sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"
"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
You guys have got to stop feeding the server hamsters, Cheetos. You know it makes them constipated. Ever seen 3,000 constipated hamsters? The horror, the horror.......:(
TacoFang likes to take the hamsters out of their wheel, when He thinks nobody is looking.
He takes them to the park so they can play with the stray kitty's.
:P
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I guess spending hours creating starships out of random parts isn't fun for some people.
Nono, that was the fun part. Having a colossal battleship being blown to bits by smaller stuff makes no sense.
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Nono, that was the fun part. Having a colossal battleship being blown to bits by smaller stuff makes no sense.
True enough. Like how a Unimatrix is blown to bits by a tiny jem hadar bug ship. :P
*sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"
"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
We will be bringing down Star Trek Online in 15 minutes for emergency maintenance -- we expect this maintenance to only last for 1 hour. The test server may also be unavailable during this time.
Thanks for your patience and understanding,
- The Star Trek Online Team
UPDATE (7:08PM PDT): We're extending maintenance by 45 minutes. New ETA is 8PM PDT.
why am I not surprised that the maintanence is extended? its after all Cryptic. Can they ever get the time right?
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You guys shouldn't let the Gorn chew on the cords, sigh well at least while you guys fix the cord you guys can fix the other problems everyone is having and keep the gorn under control
True enough. Like how a Unimatrix is blown to bits by a tiny jem hadar bug ship. :P
But... But I liked my small fleet of three Galaxy-class battleships!
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These kinds of fixes don't bother me...it just shows that people are working and taking care of problems and glitches that they find.
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Yeah... we need to give them coffee instead...
"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
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:eek: At first I had to laugh bit but then it got just really scary. lol
Hahahahaha, as soon as I saw those 4 words I was really hoping it was going to be that clip.
Fantastic sir, well played!
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TacoFang likes to take the hamsters out of their wheel, when He thinks nobody is looking.
He takes them to the park so they can play with the stray kitty's.
:P
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Nono, that was the fun part. Having a colossal battleship being blown to bits by smaller stuff makes no sense.
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True enough. Like how a Unimatrix is blown to bits by a tiny jem hadar bug ship. :P
"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
I got a wierd message like that too. Something like "This item is no longer available or has been moved." I thought my laptop was just being dumb.
Yeah. No more caffeine or access to firearms for Heinrich......
Kirk's Protege.
why am I not surprised that the maintanence is extended? its after all Cryptic. Can they ever get the time right?
I click on my shortcut to the launcher and absolutely nothing happens. Odd.
But... But I liked my small fleet of three Galaxy-class battleships!
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Heh was watchin Voyager.After episode finished wanted to log in the game but,ta-daaa surprise!!! Server is down XD
"Ya didn't tell him how long it would really take, did you?... Oh, Laddie, you've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker. Now listen...."