He was shaking it out wrong! He was holding the bottle upside down and whacking it on the bottom. I tried to explain to him that if you hold it sideways and tap the neck against your fingers it comes out much easier, but he thought I was trying to steal his ketchup. I wasn't. I stole his fries.
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The person below me has even more bizarre story involving famous TV detectives and French fries.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
First of all, @nepht, love the sig, but you're supposed to react to what the person above you says of you. I.e. you should have shared a ludicrous story about the time you had a French fry eating contest with Peter Falk.
Second, @messahla, you cannot just pick someone at random from the middle of the thread. It's "The Person Below You" thread. You look up at the last post, describing you, the person below them. Also tlhIngan refers to the Klingon people. tlhIngan Hol is the Klingon language. There is no apostrophe in petaQ. You said "I" (jIH) twice and spelled out jIHyaj phonetically for no apparent reason and your sentence structure is terrible. Klingon sentences are usually structured Object-Verb-Subject. romuluSngan Hol yIjatlh, yIngtagh. He'So' QIchlIj. (Speak Romulan, numbskull. Your accent stinks.)
Now that that's out of the way...
The person below me will say something cutting and witty about my mother.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Hey, how did I end up in the mirror universe and what are this black strings doing all around me. Last thing I remember is going to the Romulan Republic flotilla.
I wonder if the mirror me has already joined the Tal shiar?
Is recruiting my mirror character for the Tal shiar.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.
*walks in with an armload of old self-help tapes and an AA pamphlet, assesses the situation, backs away slowly and runs*
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When the astronauts say "Houston, we have a problem," they are usually referring to the person below me.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
All I have are oatmeal raisin with the raisins picked out.
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Once got drunk and microwaved a box of .22 ammo thinking it was popcorn.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Pssh. A sustained load of 6.5G is totally survivable for anyone with astronaut or combat flight training.
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Is eating fish that have a high mercury content in the vain hope it will give him a superpower besides madness.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Comments
Is about to say something snarky about my beard
"Once got in a fistfight with Tom Selleck over a bottle of ketchup.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
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The person below me has even more bizarre story involving famous TV detectives and French fries.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Nepht and Dr Deflecto on primus
HA HA jIH jIyaj jee-yaj tlhIngan SoH Peta'Q
Translation
HA HA Yes I understand klingon you Peta'q
The person below me is a denebian slime devil
Will now restore order to this thread, unlike the guys above me
First of all, @nepht, love the sig, but you're supposed to react to what the person above you says of you. I.e. you should have shared a ludicrous story about the time you had a French fry eating contest with Peter Falk.
Second, @messahla, you cannot just pick someone at random from the middle of the thread. It's "The Person Below You" thread. You look up at the last post, describing you, the person below them. Also tlhIngan refers to the Klingon people. tlhIngan Hol is the Klingon language. There is no apostrophe in petaQ. You said "I" (jIH) twice and spelled out jIHyaj phonetically for no apparent reason and your sentence structure is terrible. Klingon sentences are usually structured Object-Verb-Subject. romuluSngan Hol yIjatlh, yIngtagh. He'So' QIchlIj. (Speak Romulan, numbskull. Your accent stinks.)
Now that that's out of the way...
The person below me will say something cutting and witty about my mother.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
......Waffles.
The person below me will find me a better motel to stay at.
Is currently hearing an echo of a burp
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"Is caught in Spock's beard.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
I wonder if the mirror me has already joined the Tal shiar?
Is recruiting my mirror character for the Tal shiar.
That is false intel. :P
Will not willingly log out from STO until reaching level 50 with new Romulan character on May 21.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
will be responsible for "changing" the above person
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When the astronauts say "Houston, we have a problem," they are usually referring to the person below me.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Yeah, but I've quit drinking since.
Always gets lost when tagging Epohhs on New Romulus.
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"Still believes the world will end in 2012.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
Booking tickets to Mars
Wants a cookie.
Really should give me a cookie.
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Once got drunk and microwaved a box of .22 ammo thinking it was popcorn.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Loves Tribbles.
Harden up Princess
Looking for an Oceanic fleet? Check out our website:
www.ausmonauts.com
Is about to turn the gravity WAY up... Spoil Sport!
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Is eating fish that have a high mercury content in the vain hope it will give him a superpower besides madness.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Harden up Princess
Looking for an Oceanic fleet? Check out our website:
www.ausmonauts.com
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Wants to build themselves a house made of plastiscine.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
Is James May!
"Good news the Dacia Sandero is now available in green."
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"Is in the market for a gently used turnip waxing station.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.