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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I've been told it's jousting unicorns.

    ...Is a long-shot contender for this year's Carrington Award for his research into the therapeutic benefits of tribbles.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Squee, aren't they soooooooooooooooooocute!


    Is The Stig!
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    {Yes I am a tame racing driver!}

    ..... Will kill this thread.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I would but my armory officer sold all our phaser rifles on the exchange.

    Maybe I can still do it.
    There won't be anyone else below me.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Yup, that should do it.

    Oh wait... damn.

    Well, the person below is a Replicant manufactured by the Tyrell Corp.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    By Your Command... oops wrong franchise


    Is currently serving with a fellow that looks like Sherlock Holmes aboard the USS Dreadnought
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I'm just following him around to find out where he picked up that stylish black uniform of his.

    ...Always sculpts his mashed potatoes to form Devils Tower.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • ricosakararicosakara Member Posts: 422 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    better have gravy to go with those potatoes.

    Next person below me: gets to become a Jedi starfleet officer. Light-saber's color is his/her choice.
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  • myrradynmyrradyn Member Posts: 95 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I choose blue and yellow polka dots!


    This next poster once held Ricardo Montelban in their arms and whispered something in his ear.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Proud member of A Fleet Called Ten Forward.
    (Now bacon flavored!)
  • fencer8fencer8 Member Posts: 225 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Your having an heart attack old man. The rescue squad is coming.
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    *grasps heart!* Darn you! Darn you to heck!


    Will soon know how the Minbari felt at The Line
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  • darkstarkiriandarkstarkirian Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    the person below knows that Captain Klaa is the sexiest man in the multiverse.
    [SIGPIC]Handle: @kirian_darkstar
    Registered: Oct/2009 , LTS : Feb/2011
    Fleets: Warriors of the Phoenix, Kirian Industries[/SIGPIC]
    Three years and still no Captain Klaa hair...
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    It's the gravity-defying dreads. I just want to ever-so-gently touch his hair, look deep into his eyes and say "Tell me what mouse you use or I'm pulling out a fistful!"

    ...

    The person below me is only half the reason the carjacking rate in Johannesburg, South Africa is higher than any other city on Earth.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    The other half is called CenterSolace. ;)



    Should go to their ship's main engineering right now and stop their chief engineer from trying to 'experiment' with the warp core's antimatter, won't end well.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    You said that just to get me to post didn't you?

    Is the one "experimenting" with my antimatter.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I wasn't "experimenting" - I know exactly what I'm doing. (I'm blowing up your ship.)

    ...

    The person can below me can do this really neat trick with a latex glove, a tribble and the Ace of Hearts.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    You see this Tribble? Right? All warm and fuzzy? Yes, now you see this Ace of Hearts? Now, watch as I place it on the tribble...

    ....and now I have all your bank assets, birth certificate, Social Security Card, wallet, contents of your refrigerator, and front door key.

    The person below me will read me a story.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Damn, that's a good trick.

    Storytime!

    ...

    The person below me will die because he assumed the Andromeda Strain was some sort of muscle injury.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • ricosakararicosakara Member Posts: 422 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    **Goes to the original WildFire station and gets the cure for Andromeda**

    Being a brony, what the hell:
    Person below has to watch a full episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic of my choice, and give a short positive comment on the episode:

    HERE'S THE EPISODE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-hr6xihhaY
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  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Watching it didn't require an "adult" setting


    Can see those parts of the future that not even the Kwisatz Haderach can see
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  • idronaidrona Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    captwinters1701 wrote: »
    Can see those parts of the future that not even the Kwisatz Haderach can see

    Yeah, and it is Awesome!


    Can type the alphabet backwards on an old IBM keyboard in under 7min.
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  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    A keyboard, how quaint


    Last time he tried to put on an Iron Man suit, none of the parts were put in the right place
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    You know how you could rearrange the limbs on old action figures? Yeah, not pretty.

    Will stand by me.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Always. (According to certain theories of quantum particle interaction, that is.)

    ...

    The person below me doesn't know it yet, but he's the current frontrunner to be elected the next President of Iran. Which means he should expect the IRG to assassinate him before too long.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Has figured out why I am hiding in this bunker


    Is the real reason behind the Aurora Borealis
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    You got me. Might you have any glitter perchance? I seem to be out again.


    Will give me more glitter.
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    That's why I am loading the Wave Motion Cannon with Glitter



    Can do things with duct tape that are not legal in 12 states
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I can also do something with duct tape that is punishable by death in Argentina, South Africa, Kazakhstan and Texas.

    ...

    The person below got all of his education on world history by playing the Age of Empires series.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I still believe people lived on an isometric plane in olden times.

    The person below me learned everything they know by playing one direction songs backwards.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    I still believe people lived on an isometric plane in olden times.

    The person below me learned everything they know by playing one direction songs backwards.

    Well, indirectly, as doing so pulled me into a temporal vortex and allowed me to experience reality on a higher plane of existence. I wouldn't try it if I were you. There's no beer up there.

    ...

    Is working for the NSA and is recording everything we say.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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