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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    You're welcome. You left your ceremonial crossbow in the back of my truck, by the way.

    ..

    Has heard of Twinkies but has no idea what they are supposed to be used for.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Can believe it's not butter.
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    No I am a butter agnostic.

    >>

    Is a Romulan zookeeper.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Let the Armored Hathams escape from their enclosure

    It took me hours to round them up
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Harden up Princess
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Your zoo is a gulag for wild aminals! :mad: Free-range hathams taste better, anyway.

    ...

    Shines his laser pointer out the windows of ESD to blind starship conn officers trying to dock.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • fencer8fencer8 Member Posts: 225 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Only when there flying non federation ships.

    Puts peanut butter on the seat of unsuspecting diplomats.
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Doesen't expect the Spanish inquisition.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Should always look on the bright side of life
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Harden up Princess
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Should always look on the bright side of death.

    :)
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    No more taxes!

    >>

    "Is the first last and only defence against dutch ovens.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Aye. It take's a true Cowboy to make a good peach cobbler.


    Still owes me a drink.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    I thought I sent you a bottle of Saurian Brandy? It must've gotten lost in the mail.

    ...

    Is one of the world's leading authorities on how to be killed by a trebuchet.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Watch closely. Can you see the person below me standing over there? Good. Now we load the projectile, in our case a tricobalt warhead, here in this pouch...

    ...now we pull this leaver here. The projectile will first crush the person below me, effectively turning him into a pancake. Few miliseconds later tricobalt warhead will explode and create a large crater. Of course we could always use a normal rock in this case Vulcan red marble is the best...(continues explaining)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.
  • nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Hosted a fire breathing convention in Bikini Bottom
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Harden up Princess
    Looking for an Oceanic fleet? Check out our website:
    www.ausmonauts.com
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Hey, it worked pretty well. It's not like the Krusty Krab hasn't been set on fire, multiple times. And the entire city. Several times.

    Had to wait four hours for a Warbird to make a 593-point turn in a parking lot.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Made a living selling tribbles on Qo'nos

    (I never said it was a good living)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Harden up Princess
    Looking for an Oceanic fleet? Check out our website:
    www.ausmonauts.com
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    nagrom7 wrote: »
    Made a living selling tribbles on Qo'nos

    (I never said it was a good living)

    Actually, my Klingon Fried Tribble franchise is the second-most-popular fast food restaurant in the First City, after Racht-in-the-Box.

    ..

    Tried to learn how to program in Python and wound up swallowing his mouse.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    I also starred in snakes on a game server.

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    "Farts technicolor rainbows.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    I am never eating a full bag of Skittles again.


    Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Well, I actually did get to the very center, the absolute center of the chocolate. Not tellin', though. 1480

    Must go seek out the legendary Platinum Tribble.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    The search has become easier, now that I have a metal detector.


    Is not beating my post count.
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    You're correct... Roach isn't either.

    Found out what happens when you equip your ship with a tribble-firing gun.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    It was a triumph. Making notes here; "Huge Success".



    Does not play Rise of Legends.
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    What's that?

    Put glasses on his ship's sensors to help them get clearer readings.
    Come on! You really thought that would help?
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,303 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    i-roar-in
    ETW..More

    in..chaMpions..
    i-howl..and.sparky

    here-so...much
    time...with
    Tribble-litter

    the.crew..goes
    amok
    cause-the=replacator
    pizza--is---yuck
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    Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    I don't think I've ever played Champions.




    Still doesn't know about Rise of Legends.
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Still don't know what that is.

    Decided that today is a good day to bake a blood pie.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    It smells delicious.

    ...

    Once got arrested in New York City for assault and public disturbance, when he mistook Donald Trump's head for a tribble.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • nagrom7nagrom7 Member Posts: 995 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    In my defense, he was wearing a wig made of tribble
    _____________________________________________

    has blood that corrodes gold
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Harden up Princess
    Looking for an Oceanic fleet? Check out our website:
    www.ausmonauts.com
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    And a voice that melts inhibitions.

    ****

    Toilet papered the bridge of the nx01.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
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