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  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    J & K will be "visiting" you later


    Has more Ikea furniture than and Ikea store
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  • mikeward1701mikeward1701 Member Posts: 277 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Ikea grand pianos are a bugger to put together.


    The person below will have an unfortunate incident involving an Ikea grand piano.
    Fleet Admiral Ward
    Commander, Starfleet Corps of Engineers • 7th Fleet
    Commanding Officer, U.S.S. HEART OF OAK • NX-1759-B • Odyssey class Star Cruiser ( Lexington Tactical Configuration)    )
    (Steam - feel free to follow/friend me : )
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Only cause I was driving a Morris Marina in the UK


    Was in the that Morris Marina at the time
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  • hpcapulethpcapulet Member Posts: 419 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Will be a white bearded habitual poster veteran of years.
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    Heir to the high pony of holier than thou, Guardian of the Sacred Mallet of Thwarting, and giver of Baptismal raspberries since 02/02/2010
  • myrradynmyrradyn Member Posts: 95 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    My hair is roughly 50% grey at this point, but my beard isn't turning white just yet.

    This next poster hails from a planet similar to ours except it is totally devoid of internet forums like this one.
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    Proud member of A Fleet Called Ten Forward.
    (Now bacon flavored!)
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Sharktopia. 'Twere paradise. I miss it so.

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    The person below me has a collection of phony passports from every country except for Venezuela and the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    And I am known by the same name in each country, Inigo Montoya


    Once squared off with a Sicilian, where death was involved, and we'll miss him dearly :p
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Yeah, that was one tasty Sicilian.

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    The person below me is actually experiencing all of this while sedated under a neuralyzer at REKAL Inc.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I have a feeling I should get my posterior to Mars


    Is currently the subject of an insterstellar man hunt
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I don't like you either.... just watch yourself I have the death sentence on 12 systems...

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    " Is overjoyed that the Dacia Sondero is now available in silver: http://motorhead.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Dacia-Sandero-2.jpg
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    It's even more beautiful than I ever imagined. *Buys one, parks in an empty lot, immediately hit by a truck*

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    The person below me found out what's in the box.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • myrradynmyrradyn Member Posts: 95 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    It was Schrodinger's cat. Couldn't be sure if it was alive or dead though.

    The person below me is plotting something evil.
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    Proud member of A Fleet Called Ten Forward.
    (Now bacon flavored!)
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Only because you are using my Black Cat to stare at me for hours unending... Somehow


    Was a Black Cat in a former life
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Twice, actually. Well, the second time I was actually a firecracker. Does that count? (By the way, never TRIBBLE off the great shark god Kamohoali'i. Just don't.)

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    The person below me only speaks lies.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Well, I am The Doctor, and that is rule #1


    Is the true Legacy of Romulus
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Yup. I sold quite a few platinum records before the place blew. Turns out, planets exploding is bad for business.


    Found the new Romulan Homeworld.
  • fencer8fencer8 Member Posts: 225 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Only because the wife was driving the star ship at the time.

    Was working as a JJ lackey on there spare time.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Giant Rotary Phaser Cannons. That is all.

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    Always manages to find himself in an Alliance-friendly bar on Unification Day.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • jake477jake477 Member Posts: 527 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Is a FAAAAAKEEEE!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] "This planet smells, it must be the Klingons"
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Only while at work


    Can see many things, just not what's needed to be seen
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Oh there's the "Reply" button. Damned eyepatch.

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    The person below me will complete the joke: A Breen, a Gorn and a Bajoran Vedek walk into Quarks...
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    And instantly realized they had fallen into the Large Hadron Collider


    Is the Father of Dragons
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Only the Godfather of dragons...

    "Once dated Spock's grandma.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    She didn't go for my ear holes.

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    Reads everything aloud and screaming as though it were a death metal lyric.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE AGE OF WISDOM, IT WAS THE AGE OF FOOLISHNESS!!!!


    Thinks Charlie Sheen is normal
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    *Wipes white powder off nose*
    ...............................................................

    "Has a spastic colon.

    (I am king at killing this thread!)
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Only after taquito tuesday.

    (and i'm the king of bringing it back.)

    Once fought a Lizard Wizard with his bare hands. (in Skyrim)
  • captwinters1701captwinters1701 Member Posts: 1,515 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Until I took an arrow to the knee


    Fired said arrow
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  • starjumpersixstarjumpersix Member Posts: 210 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I was aiming for the mountain lion, really.

    Has gone swimming in the wrong lake.
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    Sup?
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I don't know what I was thinking. Great whites can't survive in freshwater! Luckily I can fly.

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    Will be playing the part of Joe in the real-life dramatization of Jimi Hendrix's classic tune, "Hey Joe"
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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