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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    reyan01 wrote:
    Seven of Nine Catsuit.

    That is all.
    She actually found it quite difficult. It took Jeri Ryan over half an hour to undress just to go to the toilet. Never mind the breathing issues. :rolleyes:
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    MGDawson wrote: »
    She actually found it quite difficult. It took Jeri Ryan over half an hour to undress just to go to the toilet. Never mind the breathing issues. :rolleyes:

    It wasn't all bad. The interview I recall mentioned that the metallic frame they made her wear underneath to give her a more borgy look was surprisingly utilitarian and helped her move around better.

    Women never go to the toilet anyway.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    I sometimes pity the Ladies in online games
    because some of my fellow men behave like a bunch of high school JERKS (or Jocks as they call them in the USA) you know the ones , Brains in their shorts
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    MGDawson wrote: »
    She actually found it quite difficult. It took Jeri Ryan over half an hour to undress just to go to the toilet. Never mind the breathing issues. :rolleyes:

    forget the catsuit, alice krige who played the borg queen took 3 hours to get out of her custome to get to a toilet and 3 hours to get back into it... never mind the breen helmet lights that short out after 5 minutes on tv set and the weight of it, but that bit is for another topic entirely.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    That begs the question...

    Why not just have a flap or something else easily removable for that job? o.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    asteconn wrote:
    That begs the question...

    Why not just have a flap or something else easily removable for that job? o.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Hmmm. Looks like this thread has rapidly lost it's way somewhere.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    back to the original topic. In ground based team up i would help whoever is down that is closer regardless of male or female in game. The female is closer? well then i try and help revive that player first. I cant talk about people who would definitely help a female character first. Most of my crew is female and everyone wears terran empire uniforms from TOS :D So they look great and sexy and are very well trained. I make sure my original 4 bridge officers (2 female and 2 male) get the training and promotions and weapons they need. They have proven to be the best. On another note. I said in another thread. I love andorians. Kirk had Spock and had great admiration for vulcans. I seem to have found my "Spock" and she is Andorian :D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Can't believe this thread is still going...

    Advantages Of Being A Male;
    • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    • Movie nudity is virtually always female.
    • You know stuff about tanks.
    • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    • You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
    • Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
    • You can open all your own jars.
    • Old friends don't give you TRIBBLE if you've lost or gained weight.
    • Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
    • Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.
    • A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
    • Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
    • You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
    • You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.
    • Your last name stays put.
    • You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
    • When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
    • You can kill your own food.
    • The garage is all yours.
    • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    • You never have to clean the toilet.
    • You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
    • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    • If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be you friend.
    • Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
    • None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
    • You don't have to shave below your neck.
    • You don't have to curl up next to a hairy *** every nite.
    • If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
    • You can write your name in the snow.
    • Everything on your face stays its original color.
    • Chocolate is just another snack.
    • You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
    • You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
    • Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
    • You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
    • Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe and you don't know what Kalvin Klein is.
    • Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
    • You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
    • You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
    • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    • You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
    • You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
    • The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere).
    • You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
    • Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    • One mood, all the time.
    • You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
    • You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
    • Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
    • You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
    • Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
    • You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
    • People never glance at your chest when your talking to them.
    • You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
    • Bachelor parties whomp *** over bridal showers.
    • You can have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
    • You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
    • If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
    • You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "**** it!"
    • If something mechanical doesn't work, you can fix it or bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
    • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    • You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    jkstocbr wrote:
    Can't believe this thread is still going...

    Advantages Of Being A Male;
    • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    • Movie nudity is virtually always female.
    • You know stuff about tanks.
    • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    • You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
    • Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
    • You can open all your own jars.
    • Old friends don't give you TRIBBLE if you've lost or gained weight.
    • Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
    • Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.
    • A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
    • Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
    • You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
    • You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.
    • Your last name stays put.
    • You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
    • When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
    • You can kill your own food.
    • The garage is all yours.
    • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    • You never have to clean the toilet.
    • You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
    • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    • If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be you friend.
    • Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
    • None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
    • You don't have to shave below your neck.
    • You don't have to curl up next to a hairy *** every nite.
    • If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
    • You can write your name in the snow.
    • Everything on your face stays its original color.
    • Chocolate is just another snack.
    • You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
    • You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
    • Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
    • You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
    • Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe and you don't know what Kalvin Klein is.
    • Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
    • You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
    • You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
    • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    • You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
    • You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
    • The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere).
    • You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
    • Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    • One mood, all the time.
    • You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
    • You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
    • Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
    • You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
    • Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
    • You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
    • People never glance at your chest when your talking to them.
    • You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
    • Bachelor parties whomp *** over bridal showers.
    • You can have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
    • You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
    • If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
    • You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "**** it!"
    • If something mechanical doesn't work, you can fix it or bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
    • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    • You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.


    +100000


    Adding on to the list of gentlemanly awesomess
    • No $500 hair bills (hair in avatar pic cost $500)
    • No $6000 facial bills every 6-10 months
    • Men's facial care doesn't cost $250 per shot
    • Makeup is unnecessary. NO makeup looks better!
    • Will not look wierd talking about Clausewitz, HMS Dreadnaught and panzerkampfwagens at work/home/in the subway
    • Will not look wierd redneck engineering motorcycles using garden/kitchen tools during lunch breaks at work
    • No need to hesitate before unleashing cans of whoopass on unsuspecting ID-10Ts
    • Immune to stupid unwanted advice from busybodies
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Advantage of being male: too lazy to care or make a list.
    -goes off to eat a waffle instead-
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Advantage of being male: too lazy to care or make a list.
    -goes off to eat a waffle instead-

    LOL Win! :p

    ps. I love waffles
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    For waffle!!!!!!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Waffles and bacon! Waffles, bombaye! Waffles, bombaye!

    But yeah, I prefer our advantages all in all.

    Hey, look at that tiny little space, think the car'll fit there love?
    "No, it looks too..."
    /park
    "...oh."

    :cool:
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    This thread is very funny...and I love my beautiful Orion female more than ever...:D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Advantages of been male...............Buuuuuurrrrrrrp, my work here is done.:p
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    grunt6 wrote:
    back to the original topic. In ground based team up i would help whoever is down that is closer regardless of male or female in game. The female is closer? well then i try and help revive that player first. I cant talk about people who would definitely help a female character first. Most of my crew is female and everyone wears terran empire uniforms from TOS :D So they look great and sexy and are very well trained. I make sure my original 4 bridge officers (2 female and 2 male) get the training and promotions and weapons they need. They have proven to be the best. On another note. I said in another thread. I love andorians. Kirk had Spock and had great admiration for vulcans. I seem to have found my "Spock" and she is Andorian :D

    I beg to differ when I am dressed less-is-best the men rush over and help me, while the female players who even may be men underneath, walk right past me. Why is this? Is the some subliminal psychological process going on here? When I show the men how wild I am in killing the Borg, they seem to get more aggressive and go stark raving mad. Together we put holes in the Borg like Swiss cheese while reviving the girls that had walked past me. I believe females have a definitive advantage and make the men fight harder if they take it off and decide to be real sexy and not male-ish.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    I would not feel comfortable reviving a half dressed orion female
    Thats a matter for another lady

    (plus pretty much every Orion female out there is a Guy anyway)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    sollvax wrote:
    I would not feel comfortable reviving a half dressed orion female
    Thats a matter for another lady

    (plus pretty much every Orion female out there is a Guy anyway)

    Indeed. Give me the hunk in that awesome Mk XII Omega suit anyday. He's actually useful fighting the Borg and covering your back and won't complain about being scratched and roasted to pieces every time the squad has to whack a trail through Cure Ground Elite :) Said Omega operative will also post useful information in the forums, not flood it with F-grade drama.

    I for one find acres of exposed skin a concept fit to ridicule, mirror universe "uniforms" included. Showing excessive skin doesn't make anyone attractive. On the contrary, it makes them cheap. It's like saying, a personality of a forumer is evident in their writing style.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    carmenara wrote:
    +100000


    Adding on to the list of gentlemanly awesomess
    • No $500 hair bills (hair in avatar pic cost $500)
    • No $6000 facial bills every 6-10 months
    • Men's facial care doesn't cost $250 per shot
    • Makeup is unnecessary. NO makeup looks better!
    • Will not look wierd talking about Clausewitz, HMS Dreadnaught and panzerkampfwagens at work/home/in the subway
    • Will not look wierd redneck engineering motorcycles using garden/kitchen tools during lunch breaks at work
    • No need to hesitate before unleashing cans of whoopass on unsuspecting ID-10Ts
    • Immune to stupid unwanted advice from busybodies

    As long as she's not breaking it worse any girl wrenching on their own motorcycle is flat out awesome.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    carmenara wrote:
    I for one find acres of exposed skin a concept fit to ridicule, mirror universe "uniforms" included. Showing excessive skin doesn't make anyone attractive. On the contrary, it makes them cheap. It's like saying, a personality of a forumer is evident in their writing style.

    <sigh> I wish we lived in a world where female sexuality was celebrated, worshiped, and respected, not used as a quick& easy marketing ploy. But alas, women are cheapened and beauty bought and sold. This blasphemy, it should not be.... :mad:

    And yes, charging into a laser gun battle in the nude or nearly so is generally accepted as a bad idea, but here we have fiction. Thank God. :D
    piwright42 wrote: »
    As long as she's not breaking it worse any girl wrenching on their own motorcycle is flat out awesome.

    Indeed, just as there is something attractive about a woman who could kick my *** six ways from Sunday, and look good doing it. :cool:
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    carmenara wrote:
    Indeed. Give me the hunk in that awesome Mk XII Omega suit anyday. He's actually useful fighting the Borg and covering your back and won't complain about being scratched and roasted to pieces every time the squad has to whack a trail through Cure Ground Elite :) Said Omega operative will also post useful information in the forums, not flood it with F-grade drama.

    I for one find acres of exposed skin a concept fit to ridicule, mirror universe "uniforms" included. Showing excessive skin doesn't make anyone attractive. On the contrary, it makes them cheap. It's like saying, a personality of a forumer is evident in their writing style.

    I am the best STF fighter there is dressed in less-is-best attire. Why don't you let me prove this to you. Get your biggest brute in his mk xii set and invite me to your STF ground. Watch as I pick up his lousy butt up off the ground after an elite tac drone just pawn him and beat the tac drone to death while he recovers.:cool:
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    I can not believe you guys are talking about "computer generated girls" come on folks, i want to find a "real" living, breathing and non-green, Trekkie girl. Some who doesn't mind the Trek (contrary to popular belief Trek is not really big in Girl the population) or at least the ones my age, late teens i'm 19. So the advantages to the Sci-fi girl population is that they are darn elusive, not once have i seen a cute Trek girl my own age. Geordi and I can totally relate, we both have struck out more times than we can count.

    News flash, instead of chasing fake computer girls who are really guys (take that for what you will) maybe you should try the real thing.

    I still haven't given up yet, there's got to be some Trek lovin' girls around.

    The only thing males get playing female characters is virtual cross dressing and get gawkers at home.......Gross.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Jake477 wrote:
    I can not believe you guys are talking about "computer generated girls" come on folks, i want to find a "real" living, breathing and non-green, Trekkie girl. Some who doesn't mind the Trek (contrary to popular belief Trek is not really big in Girl the population) or at least the ones my age, late teens i'm 19. So the advantages to the Sci-fi girl population is that they are darn elusive, not once have i seen a cute Trek girl my own age. Geordi and I can totally relate, we both have struck out more times than we can count.

    News flash, instead of chasing fake computer girls who are really guys (take that for what you will) maybe you should try the real thing.

    I still haven't given up yet, there's got to be some Trek lovin' girls around.

    The only thing males get playing female characters is virtual cross dressing and get gawkers at home.......Gross.

    Ummm try conventions, or join a sci-fi book club.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    carmenara wrote:
    Indeed. Give me the hunk in that awesome Mk XII Omega suit anyday. He's actually useful fighting the Borg and covering your back and won't complain about being scratched and roasted to pieces every time the squad has to whack a trail through Cure Ground Elite :) Said Omega operative will also post useful information in the forums, not flood it with F-grade drama.

    I for one find acres of exposed skin a concept fit to ridicule, mirror universe "uniforms" included. Showing excessive skin doesn't make anyone attractive. On the contrary, it makes them cheap. It's like saying, a personality of a forumer is evident in their writing style.

    Well my Gorn likes to Go topless but thats because he likes to bask in the warm sun (anyone finding Gorn sexy is hereby refered to Deana Troi)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Jake477 wrote:
    News flash, instead of chasing fake computer girls who are really guys (take that for what you will) maybe you should try the real thing.

    Who ever said that's what we were talking about.....? :confused:
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    centersolace wrote:
    Who ever said that's what we were talking about.....? :confused:

    The op was very odd
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Jake477 wrote:
    The op was very odd

    Pffffft. That was 15 pages ago, Old hat. Now we're talking about the ramifications of fanservice, ingame and out. ;)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    Jake477 wrote:
    I can not believe you guys are talking about "computer generated girls" come on folks, i want to find a "real" living, breathing and non-green, Trekkie girl. Some who doesn't mind the Trek (contrary to popular belief Trek is not really big in Girl the population) or at least the ones my age, late teens i'm 19. So the advantages to the Sci-fi girl population is that they are darn elusive, not once have i seen a cute Trek girl my own age. Geordi and I can totally relate, we both have struck out more times than we can count.
    Eh... I got several female Trekkie friends.
    Except most don't like gaming much. Hence why they aren't around.



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