Corrupt the Wish

You get the wish, but since the genie likes fun as well, he curses you after 5mins of your fun to not have fun amymore.

I wish to have tiger smilies set in gameb:surrender

Granted. You no longer have to vomit! But, the only reason for that is that there is literally nothing left inside you that can come out. You are now left as a dehydrated husk.

Lai, where's ya wish?
I sooo wanna corrupt itb:cuteb:thanks

so you get the aquarium,and the awesome fish, the fish grows so fast that you need to buy a new aquarium every week. At some point you curse and say that you wanna die... and so the fish grants your wish for the last time. A bid morbid... i know...

I wish I wouldn't gain fat from now on.

Granted but therez only one cd in teh world and u dont have it


i wish this weather cud last forever and my tan wud get darker lolz

yuck who wud want that... either way yer wish ish granted but u becum so boring that everyone despisez u



I wish there wuznt so much pollen

Wish granted. You are now sane. So sane in fact, that to you, even the slightest oddity in people seems crazy to you. You shun anything strange and unusual because of this. You can no longer be with any other people, and never go outside, keeping everything in your house perfectly normal and sane. You die of old age, never having stepped outside your house once since you were considered 'insane'.


I wish for the ability to change rocks into gems.

Granted. The people around you turn into bacon. But the bacon people not only don't taste very good, but seem to have a very unusual dietary need. They eat nothing but pure grease. Since the best way to get grease easily, you buy up all the bacon you can. Seeing the strips of bacon frying, the bacon people get mad. Very mad. So mad that they go on a hot, greasy rampage, destroying everything they can get their bacony hands on. Nothing seems to be able to stop them either, since they're so thin, that bullets miss just about every time. Because of this, the bacon people are able to take over the country, and force everyone to research a way to make more bacon people. This research yields results, and soon everyone in the USA is made of bacon. With their new army, the bacon people proceed to take over the entire world, turning every living animal into bacon. But, because of this, everything on earth starves, since plants don't produce grease, and the bacon people refuse to resort to cannibalism, since that is what started the bacon revolution in the first place.


I wish to work in this place. b:laugh

Granted. You not only get this skit, but the entire series that it belongs to. But, since there's so much of it,l it completely fills up your DVR. As such, you can no longer record anything else until some episodes are deleted. But, you like them so much that you can't bring yourself to do so. Because of this, you miss out on every other show you like but can't find the time to watch when it's on.


I wish for the entire Monty Python's Flying Circus series on DVD. (That's the show I was just talking about btw).

You become the most awesome artist, but you can never get rid of the people wanting you to draw something for them and all of the stoned groupies chasing after you.

I wish for chocolate. ^.^

Granted. You get your hour of sleep. But you forgot about that massively important appointment you had to go to, and absolutely couldn't be late for happened today. It seems your extra hour of sleep not only made you late, it made you miss the appointment completely.


I wish I could finish the play for my playwritting class before it's due tomorrow, while still making it good.

Granted.. u get a perfectly running car, but u get arrested bc it wuzz stollen frum Korrea :O




I wishfor a cookie

Granted but itz plagerised therefore u recieve a 0



I wish I had a pickle o-o

Granted but it lv'z so fast that it breakz the rulez and goez past yer lvl, then it turnz into an egg, cuzz yew cant uze it


I wish 4 monthz wud come moar quickly

Granted. A serial arsonist sets the school on fire and seals off all doors and windows with everyone, including you, still inside.


I wish for something really cool. b:victory