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  • adasam
    adasam Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    Granted but by the time the genie hears of your wish, you're 97 years old, in your deathbed, and only have 1 more hour of life.



    I wish for fun.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    You get the wish, but since the genie likes fun as well, he curses you after 5mins of your fun to not have fun amymore.

    I wish to have tiger smilies set in gameb:surrender
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  • adasam
    adasam Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    Granted, but one of them is so horrible, when you look at it you get traumatized forever.


    I wish I could get over this vomit. Been on it since 2 AM.
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    Granted. You no longer have to vomit! But, the only reason for that is that there is literally nothing left inside you that can come out. You are now left as a dehydrated husk.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    EDIT: sorry, double post
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    Lai, where's ya wish?
    I sooo wanna corrupt itb:cuteb:thanks
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    buttercupcruella wrote: »
    Lai, where's ya wish?
    I sooo wanna corrupt itb:cuteb:thanks

    Oops. Sorry, b:sweat

    Ok then, I wish for a wish granting fish, and an aquarium to keep it.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    so you get the aquarium,and the awesome fish, the fish grows so fast that you need to buy a new aquarium every week. At some point you curse and say that you wanna die... and so the fish grants your wish for the last time. A bid morbid... i know...

    I wish I wouldn't gain fat from now on.
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  • Elohopea - Heavens Tear
    Elohopea - Heavens Tear Posts: 199 Arc User
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    Granted you now wont gain any fat. Instead you lose so much weight you turn into anorectic but you can't gain any weight because of your wish and you die of starving.

    I wish for the Red Hot Chili Peppers version of Havana Affair on CD... ;______; <3
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    Granted but therez only one cd in teh world and u dont have it


    i wish this weather cud last forever and my tan wud get darker lolz
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
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    Wish granted-> your tan gets darker to a point where you are black and you're being picked upon by other whities and being called a negrrrrrob:shocked, which drives you into insecurity and despairb:sad

    I wish I was politically correctb:chuckle
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    yuck who wud want that... either way yer wish ish granted but u becum so boring that everyone despisez u



    I wish there wuznt so much pollen
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    (I never wished for it. I said I did, so I could get another argument against it, LOL)

    ^Wish granted, but then you become allergic to humanz, and things aren't better (i feel ya thou...b:sadb:surrender)

    I wish I wasn't insane
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
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    Wish granted. You are now sane. So sane in fact, that to you, even the slightest oddity in people seems crazy to you. You shun anything strange and unusual because of this. You can no longer be with any other people, and never go outside, keeping everything in your house perfectly normal and sane. You die of old age, never having stepped outside your house once since you were considered 'insane'.


    I wish for the ability to change rocks into gems.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    wish granted! now you destroy all mountains to get your pretty gems, which ends up damaging the whole planet. you end up dead under a huge mountain .. of gems.

    (so i can keep being insane, YAb:victoryb:thanks)

    I wish you were bacon.b:dirty
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
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    Granted. The people around you turn into bacon. But the bacon people not only don't taste very good, but seem to have a very unusual dietary need. They eat nothing but pure grease. Since the best way to get grease easily, you buy up all the bacon you can. Seeing the strips of bacon frying, the bacon people get mad. Very mad. So mad that they go on a hot, greasy rampage, destroying everything they can get their bacony hands on. Nothing seems to be able to stop them either, since they're so thin, that bullets miss just about every time. Because of this, the bacon people are able to take over the country, and force everyone to research a way to make more bacon people. This research yields results, and soon everyone in the USA is made of bacon. With their new army, the bacon people proceed to take over the entire world, turning every living animal into bacon. But, because of this, everything on earth starves, since plants don't produce grease, and the bacon people refuse to resort to cannibalism, since that is what started the bacon revolution in the first place.


    I wish to work in this place. b:laugh
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
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    omgz... that.. wuzz so... funneh.... i.. am.. still..... laughing!
    but nun the less, wish granted u DONT have to work at the ministry of silly walkz bcu were transfored to the ministry of silly sitz. b:chuckle




    I wish i had that video on my DVR so i cud watch it on a bad day b:thanks
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
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    Granted. You not only get this skit, but the entire series that it belongs to. But, since there's so much of it,l it completely fills up your DVR. As such, you can no longer record anything else until some episodes are deleted. But, you like them so much that you can't bring yourself to do so. Because of this, you miss out on every other show you like but can't find the time to watch when it's on.


    I wish for the entire Monty Python's Flying Circus series on DVD. (That's the show I was just talking about btw).
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
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    Granted but there are so many DVD's that u lose most of them


    I wish i had good drawing skills
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  • Angel_Wolf - Lost City
    Angel_Wolf - Lost City Posts: 67 Arc User
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    You become the most awesome artist, but you can never get rid of the people wanting you to draw something for them and all of the stoned groupies chasing after you. :D

    I wish for chocolate. ^.^
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited April 2010
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    Granted, but itz poisened so u die


    I wish i had had another hour of sleep
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
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    Granted. You get your hour of sleep. But you forgot about that massively important appointment you had to go to, and absolutely couldn't be late for happened today. It seems your extra hour of sleep not only made you late, it made you miss the appointment completely.


    I wish I could finish the play for my playwritting class before it's due tomorrow, while still making it good.
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  • Angel_Wolf - Lost City
    Angel_Wolf - Lost City Posts: 67 Arc User
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    Granted. You finish the play, but then you come down with pneumonia and have to go to the hospital, and the teacher won't let you turn it in late.

    I wish for a car that didn't need a ton of work. :D
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
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    Granted.. u get a perfectly running car, but u get arrested bc it wuzz stollen frum Korrea :O




    I wishfor a cookie
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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
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    Granted, but its a kind that you hate, pickle flavored.

    i wish my project was done.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
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    Granted but itz plagerised therefore u recieve a 0



    I wish I had a pickle o-o
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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
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    Granted, but its really a cucumber

    i wish my pet would lv faster
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
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    Granted but it lv'z so fast that it breakz the rulez and goez past yer lvl, then it turnz into an egg, cuzz yew cant uze it


    I wish 4 monthz wud come moar quickly :)
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  • Dark_Feather - Lost City
    Dark_Feather - Lost City Posts: 78 Arc User
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    *PING!* four months is here now! But then you die. X_X

    I wish for school to end already. :D
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
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    Granted. A serial arsonist sets the school on fire and seals off all doors and windows with everyone, including you, still inside.


    I wish for something really cool. b:victory
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