1000 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

12467

Comments

  • matrak
    matrak Posts: 334 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    Take a BIG watermelon from the grocery store,then stick it down a customer's head.

    Go to the dressing room when there are a lot of people in there,get in,make weird noises and say after half an hour:"Where the heck is the toilet paper?"

    Take a microphone,dress like Elton John,and sing one of his gayyest songs ever published near the door.

    These are evil!b:sin
    Look,

    People have the right to be stupid...unfortunately some of them abuse that privilege.
    -unknown guy

    A crazy chick with an axe never gets old...
    -Torg Snowflake


    Oh,and...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Divine_Chang - Heavens Tear
    Divine_Chang - Heavens Tear Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    pocket various items while asking for help from an employee ^^
  • Davitiel - Heavens Tear
    Davitiel - Heavens Tear Posts: 978 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    1. Spill all air fresheners in the central air conditioning system.
    2. Take a hose from the gardening section and soak everything and everyone.
    3. Switch people's things that are inside their shopping carts.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    And now faith, hope, and charity remain; but the greatest of these is charity.
  • Charyasha - Sanctuary
    Charyasha - Sanctuary Posts: 107 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    make a pillow fort grap extra pillow nd anyone who goes by say "invader get out of my tertorie"and chuck a pillow at them
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ).........(\_
    ((______/{"-;
    )).-' {{ ;'`
    ( (. ;._ \\........May the Clan Guardian Run With You Always......... - coad books
  • Evermyst - Sanctuary
    Evermyst - Sanctuary Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    1. Try to stuff a random person into a duffle bag.
    2. Pound your head against the wall and scream, "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!" as people walk by.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Proud leader of the RaynDown faction

    RaynDown
    Chaos Rayns Down

    Join Today!!
  • GloveMaster - Sanctuary
    GloveMaster - Sanctuary Posts: 44 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    Lmao
    ok go to the gun/knife section nd ask to test 1 now run around the store waving it around and shooting into the air!
  • BUYmeDUNKS - Heavens Tear
    BUYmeDUNKS - Heavens Tear Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    pee on the floor
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]-Posted by Maiya - Lost City-
    Understand now, kids?
  • Eileenpad - Heavens Tear
    Eileenpad - Heavens Tear Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    Break The Game Selection Boxes Take A Game Console And Smash It Into The Ground Along With The Games. (LOL Yes I'm A Video Gamer I Love Games!)
    Venomancer From Heaven's Tear

    Hey Mr. Wonderful!!! I Love GIR b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I'm Just A Cat Girl With Alot Of Sugar.^^
  • Melethiel - Lost City
    Melethiel - Lost City Posts: 156 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    Evermyst - Sanctuary wrote: »
    2. Pound your head against the wall and scream, "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!" as people walk by.

    LOL, awesome.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Only the dead have seen the end of war."
  • Banki_Soul - Sanctuary
    Banki_Soul - Sanctuary Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    1) dress up as a Wallmart Greeter and as people walk in greet them in a "friendly" tone, "welcome to wall mart get ur S*** and get out!" make sure u smile
    2)Stalk people and repeated ask "have u seen my mommy?"
    [SIGPIC]one day your cuddly bears will distroy us all![/SIGPIC] One day your cuddly bears will distroy us all!!!b:victory
  • Malified - Heavens Tear
    Malified - Heavens Tear Posts: 118 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    1. Tell the casheer that you have to take a **** and **** so loud. Then ask if the casheer can wipe your ****.

    2. Tell everyone you meet in the store that if they can lend you a tissue to wipe your ****. Then wipe your ****.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Leverebos - Heavens Tear
    Leverebos - Heavens Tear Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    Banki_Soul - Sanctuary wrote: »
    1) dress up as a Wallmart Greeter and as people walk in greet them in a "friendly" tone, "welcome to wall mart get ur S*** and get out!"
    FAIL!!!
    stolen from jeff dunham's walter
    Peace through superior firepower.
  • Leverebos - Heavens Tear
    Leverebos - Heavens Tear Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    walk in with crutches, get a motorized cart and start chasing ppl down, and when the try to catch you, get up and run away
    Peace through superior firepower.
  • Kusaku - Lost City
    Kusaku - Lost City Posts: 111 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    starts wispering to all the shoppers in a creepy m,adwomen type voice

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    .... helps to be mad ^^
    So for my bad spelling ^^
    CUTE THINGS ><
    Dieing with style and skill since 1989

    Frav Qoute :
    "Don't argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience."
  • Eileenpad - Heavens Tear
    Eileenpad - Heavens Tear Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    Get The Toys From The Toys Section And Run Through The Entrance With Them Then Give Them Out To The Children b:chuckle
    Venomancer From Heaven's Tear

    Hey Mr. Wonderful!!! I Love GIR b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I'm Just A Cat Girl With Alot Of Sugar.^^
  • bobzilla21
    bobzilla21 Posts: 694 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    Set up camp in their greenhouse. Don't forget the campfire, there's plenty of plants for fuel! b:laugh
    I figured I should do something with my sig, so I made this for fun. My very first (poorly made) animation. b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    As for why Luffy is murdering Naruto, I have no idea either, but it looks cool.b:laugh
  • Narcissistic - Sanctuary
    Narcissistic - Sanctuary Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    What's Wallmart? do they sell wall stuff there? lol
  • Teitr - Lost City
    Teitr - Lost City Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    **** in the middle of the mall and show your butt to the crowd b:victory
    It's not a tour! It's a Crusade! b:laugh
  • seth31
    seth31 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    1: Walk in and propose to random people.
    2: Ask the checkout chick/guy for a date.
    3: When they refuse run away to the clothes section and cry loudly.
    4: Go to the intercom and ask for Santa.
    5: Jump on Santa's lap and ask for a V8 for Christmas, If he refuses tell the kids that he will give the presents to their enemies.
  • bobzilla21
    bobzilla21 Posts: 694 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    jump up next to the cashier and **** in his face.
    And then **** into the intercom for good measure.
    I figured I should do something with my sig, so I made this for fun. My very first (poorly made) animation. b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    As for why Luffy is murdering Naruto, I have no idea either, but it looks cool.b:laugh
  • Darkstarshad - Sanctuary
    Darkstarshad - Sanctuary Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    1 randomly toss tennis or golfballs 4-5 isles over

    2 try on panties and bra, walk around and ask men"with wives" if it makes ur **** look to big

    tested tried and tru at least in target stores
  • Narcissistic - Sanctuary
    Narcissistic - Sanctuary Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    Going into the paying line and saying hi can I get a double cheeseburger with fries.
  • ArrowPhenom - Sanctuary
    ArrowPhenom - Sanctuary Posts: 39 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ln-mRvZ6LM

    btw that's not me
  • Sereniama - Heavens Tear
    Sereniama - Heavens Tear Posts: 211 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    1. Eat up all the snacks in the snack isle

    2. Steal all the games in the game area

    4. Have intence buttsecs with a staff employ.

    5. And you don't see a #3
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Sou Sou Moutoku = The most badass **** in Anime History. Never diss Kohime Musou or die.
  • Sereniama - Heavens Tear
    Sereniama - Heavens Tear Posts: 211 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    1. Go to the restroom and put red dye on the floor
    2. Leave the restroom whistling
    3. Wait untill someone screams and laugh
    4. Rinse lather and repeat.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Sou Sou Moutoku = The most badass **** in Anime History. Never diss Kohime Musou or die.
  • Amaiae - Heavens Tear
    Amaiae - Heavens Tear Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    These I got from my brother. (He's 39)

    Have small Asian kids dress in rags, stand in front of the Wal-Mart store, telling customers, "We made your clothes, can we eat now?"

    Have an Asian woman telling random customers, "My children are excellent sewers." Then take them to the clothing department, then ask the employee there, "Can I have my kids back now?"
  • bobzilla21
    bobzilla21 Posts: 694 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    Get a heart attack or do something life-threatening to yourself in the middle of a crowded area.
    Side effects may include death.
    I figured I should do something with my sig, so I made this for fun. My very first (poorly made) animation. b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    As for why Luffy is murdering Naruto, I have no idea either, but it looks cool.b:laugh
  • Izznet - Lost City
    Izznet - Lost City Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    I got three:

    (1) Go into the womens washrooms - if you're a guy - and take a lot of the white soap and fling it (like a booger) over the toilets/ door handles/ mirror and shake your hand in your pants as if you're masturbating.

    (2) (If you're a girl) get a rolled up sock (or something to cause a bulge) and stuff it in your pants, to make it look as if you have a errection and flirt with the staff/ customers and when a manager comes start rubbing the blulge and bite your lip. This'll creep a LOT of people out.

    (3) Wear a hat, dark glasses and a trenchcoat.. Need more said? `Kay, walk into the small girls clothing section and just stand infront if mothers with their little girls with a big grin. Continue until kicked out.
  • Arissu - Heavens Tear
    Arissu - Heavens Tear Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    1) Proceed to the Soda Isle grab 12 to 15 2 liters set them up on the floor,
    then grab a turkey from the frozen foods section return to Soda ilse and
    whip that sucka as hard as ya can at the 2 liters..(did it! it was fun as
    hell).
    2) Pour out a large bottle of cooking oil onto the floor..and watch people bust
    there azzes.
  • Sereniama - Heavens Tear
    Sereniama - Heavens Tear Posts: 211 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    1. Grab a stick
    2. Use your stick as if you are using Mana sword attack (Forgot the name of it :\)
    3. Get a axe
    4. Use it on someone and strike like you are using Drake Bash
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Sou Sou Moutoku = The most badass **** in Anime History. Never diss Kohime Musou or die.
This discussion has been closed.

Categories