1000 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

matrak

Take a BIG watermelon from the grocery store,then stick it down a customer's head.

Go to the dressing room when there are a lot of people in there,get in,make weird noises and say after half an hour:"Where the heck is the toilet paper?"

Take a microphone,dress like Elton John,and sing one of his gayyest songs ever published near the door.

These are evil!b:sin

Divine_Chang - Heavens Tear

pocket various items while asking for help from an employee ^^

Davitiel - Heavens Tear

1. Spill all air fresheners in the central air conditioning system.
2. Take a hose from the gardening section and soak everything and everyone.
3. Switch people's things that are inside their shopping carts.

Charyasha - Sanctuary

make a pillow fort grap extra pillow nd anyone who goes by say "invader get out of my tertorie"and chuck a pillow at them

Evermyst - Sanctuary

1. Try to stuff a random person into a duffle bag.
2. Pound your head against the wall and scream, "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!" as people walk by.

GloveMaster - Sanctuary

Lmao
ok go to the gun/knife section nd ask to test 1 now run around the store waving it around and shooting into the air!

BUYmeDUNKS - Heavens Tear

pee on the floor

Eileenpad - Heavens Tear

Break The Game Selection Boxes Take A Game Console And Smash It Into The Ground Along With The Games. (LOL Yes I'm A Video Gamer I Love Games!)

Melethiel - Lost City

Evermyst - Sanctuary wrote: »

2. Pound your head against the wall and scream, "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!" as people walk by.

LOL, awesome.

Banki_Soul - Sanctuary

1) dress up as a Wallmart Greeter and as people walk in greet them in a "friendly" tone, "welcome to wall mart get ur S*** and get out!" make sure u smile
2)Stalk people and repeated ask "have u seen my mommy?"

Malified - Heavens Tear

1. Tell the casheer that you have to take a **** and **** so loud. Then ask if the casheer can wipe your ****.

2. Tell everyone you meet in the store that if they can lend you a tissue to wipe your ****. Then wipe your ****.

Leverebos - Heavens Tear

Banki_Soul - Sanctuary wrote: »

1) dress up as a Wallmart Greeter and as people walk in greet them in a "friendly" tone, "welcome to wall mart get ur S*** and get out!"

FAIL!!!
stolen from jeff dunham's walter

Leverebos - Heavens Tear

walk in with crutches, get a motorized cart and start chasing ppl down, and when the try to catch you, get up and run away

Kusaku - Lost City

starts wispering to all the shoppers in a creepy m,adwomen type voice

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

.... helps to be mad ^^

Eileenpad - Heavens Tear

Get The Toys From The Toys Section And Run Through The Entrance With Them Then Give Them Out To The Children b:chuckle

bobzilla21

Set up camp in their greenhouse. Don't forget the campfire, there's plenty of plants for fuel! b:laugh

Narcissistic - Sanctuary

What's Wallmart? do they sell wall stuff there? lol

Teitr - Lost City

**** in the middle of the mall and show your butt to the crowd b:victory

seth31

1: Walk in and propose to random people.
2: Ask the checkout chick/guy for a date.
3: When they refuse run away to the clothes section and cry loudly.
4: Go to the intercom and ask for Santa.
5: Jump on Santa's lap and ask for a V8 for Christmas, If he refuses tell the kids that he will give the presents to their enemies.

bobzilla21

jump up next to the cashier and **** in his face.
And then **** into the intercom for good measure.

Darkstarshad - Sanctuary

1 randomly toss tennis or golfballs 4-5 isles over

2 try on panties and bra, walk around and ask men"with wives" if it makes ur **** look to big

tested tried and tru at least in target stores

Narcissistic - Sanctuary

Going into the paying line and saying hi can I get a double cheeseburger with fries.

ArrowPhenom - Sanctuary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ln-mRvZ6LM

btw that's not me

Sereniama - Heavens Tear

1. Eat up all the snacks in the snack isle

2. Steal all the games in the game area

4. Have intence buttsecs with a staff employ.

5. And you don't see a #3

Sereniama - Heavens Tear

1. Go to the restroom and put red dye on the floor
2. Leave the restroom whistling
3. Wait untill someone screams and laugh
4. Rinse lather and repeat.

Amaiae - Heavens Tear

These I got from my brother. (He's 39)

Have small Asian kids dress in rags, stand in front of the Wal-Mart store, telling customers, "We made your clothes, can we eat now?"

Have an Asian woman telling random customers, "My children are excellent sewers." Then take them to the clothing department, then ask the employee there, "Can I have my kids back now?"

bobzilla21

Get a heart attack or do something life-threatening to yourself in the middle of a crowded area.
Side effects may include death.

Izznet - Lost City

I got three:

(1) Go into the womens washrooms - if you're a guy - and take a lot of the white soap and fling it (like a booger) over the toilets/ door handles/ mirror and shake your hand in your pants as if you're masturbating.

(2) (If you're a girl) get a rolled up sock (or something to cause a bulge) and stuff it in your pants, to make it look as if you have a errection and flirt with the staff/ customers and when a manager comes start rubbing the blulge and bite your lip. This'll creep a LOT of people out.

(3) Wear a hat, dark glasses and a trenchcoat.. Need more said? `Kay, walk into the small girls clothing section and just stand infront if mothers with their little girls with a big grin. Continue until kicked out.

Arissu - Heavens Tear

1) Proceed to the Soda Isle grab 12 to 15 2 liters set them up on the floor,
then grab a turkey from the frozen foods section return to Soda ilse and
whip that sucka as hard as ya can at the 2 liters..(did it! it was fun as
hell).
2) Pour out a large bottle of cooking oil onto the floor..and watch people bust
there azzes.

Sereniama - Heavens Tear

1. Grab a stick
2. Use your stick as if you are using Mana sword attack (Forgot the name of it )
3. Get a axe
4. Use it on someone and strike like you are using Drake Bash