1000 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

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  • vmp
    vmp Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    walk around walmart stalking people while staring at them until they notice you (do this for a acouple of hours, people while start to get really creeped out eventually)
  • Pekica - Sanctuary
    Pekica - Sanctuary Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1. Open all your food packages before you pay for them.
    2. Fall asleep on one of the benches.
  • Tomiko - Heavens Tear
    Tomiko - Heavens Tear Posts: 416 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Run naked while pushing a cart? and uh

    wear a pedobear costume and go shopping
  • kiragami
    kiragami Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Run naked shouting: Free bananas, free eggs!

    Also, jumping from shelf to shelf would be so fun.
    Nobody expects what everybody expects.
  • Xangelx - Lost City
    Xangelx - Lost City Posts: 116 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    buy a bow and act as if you were about to do a plume shot at one of the cashiers.
  • Charyasha - Sanctuary
    Charyasha - Sanctuary Posts: 107 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Divine ninja - Lost City wrote: »
    buy a bow and act as if you were about to do a plume shot at one of the cashiers.
    lol b4 u go check it out get a plunger too and aim at the cashiers
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  • Altihnkai - Sanctuary
    Altihnkai - Sanctuary Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1. get some mates together nd put hockey masks on, run into the wallmart nd shout "this is a shopping spree if you move you have to pay it all"

    2. walk up to everyone you see stand behind them nd say: "****"
  • Kusaku - Lost City
    Kusaku - Lost City Posts: 111 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1. Run in with a group of red candles stop still in the doorway and carmly say... d y n o m y t e hehehe

    2. give all the cashier wedgie's
    So for my bad spelling ^^
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  • Myish - Sanctuary
    Myish - Sanctuary Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Find all the isle where they keep juice or any other liquid in glass jars and start throwing them everywhere.

    Run up and down the isles naked (preferable at peak time).

    Find every picture of their smiley yellow logo dude and pull it down. Then pile them up infront of the main entrance and burn it.

    Quote Arnold from Terminator. Drive your car through the main entrance; get out; and quote Arnold again while holding a shotgun in one hand and a machine gun in the other. (Don't forget to wear sunglasses. Prefereably done in the evening)
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  • redeemedapocalypse
    redeemedapocalypse Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Ironically, i worked there for a little while, real story here on how to get booted ut permently (actually witnessed it happeneing)

    Someone came to our store dressed as our districtmanager (had the nametag, shirt, pants all of it) and started yelling and screaming at everyone in the store picking apart every single problem with the store). So me and a few other guys start running around dong what this guy says (not knowing what was going on). Then said District Manager starts barking orders at our Manager going "HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ANYONE TO WANT TO SHOP AT THIS PLACE, honestly, the rats and bugs are out of control in produce." After about 20 minutes of this the REAL district manager came in. They argued for a good 15 minutes over who was the real one, then cops showed up and yea :P. The guys was permently not allowed back into Walmart and theres even a picture in the break room (or atleast was until i quit) of if u see this guy, to report it to the store manager IMMEDIATLY.
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    The last night you'll spend alone
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  • Hazaar - Sanctuary
    Hazaar - Sanctuary Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Sorry to lower the tone --- I do it so well though!!!!

    1 --: March up to all the parents with their kids and try to haggle the price for their offspring....

    2 --: Alternatively saunter up to single parents kids and tell them
    you're their Daddy and tell them it was all because of
    Mummy's drug habit that you went away!!!

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  • Psynopsis - Heavens Tear
    Psynopsis - Heavens Tear Posts: 115 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1. Run around through the store scattering stuff, preferably marbles or other things people might step on and slip on, behind you.

    2. Hide a fake **** uniform under your clothes and show it once you're inside the store and run around screaming "Heil Hitler!"

    3. Tip random carts over.

    4. Take all the copies of the games in the electronic section and replace them with CD-Rs, all written with a file that says "go **** yourself"

    5. Go to the electronics section and videotape your butt or ****.

    6. Go around with a memory stick and infect all the computers with a virus.
  • anneugc
    anneugc Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    This is a funny thread.

    Well I suggest to pick a dress got to the trial room and try to got out without returning it.b:chuckle
  • shoryurasen
    shoryurasen Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    111. Poke the manager for DAYS on end.

    666. Shoryuken the district manager.
  • Caddie - Heavens Tear
    Caddie - Heavens Tear Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Some things you could actually try without getting arrested and/or dumping your diginity down the toilet >.>


    1. Go to the pet department, find the fastest kind of fish they have and ask for 5 specific ones. When you receive your bag of fish, say that you changed your mind about two of them and want to trade them for different ones XD

    2. Go into the bathrooms and steal all of the "Shoplifting is a crime" signs

    3. Flood a toilet and come out saying it's gonna smell for a while

    4. Fill a cart full of stuff and then put everything in random places.

    5. Get some ketchup from the McDonald's and splat it in the tampon section

    6. Unhook the cord that keeps the big balls contained in the toy section and run

    7. Light a bunch of the candles.

    8. Walk in with a stray cat and put it in the christmas food bank bin

    9. Go to every display of talking toys and turn every one on

    10. Grab a book, sit on a bench, and start reading. If somebody asks if you plan on buying it, say "Why would I, if I can read it right here?"

    11. Eat all the free food samples and use up all the other samples of lotions etc.
  • Psynopsis - Heavens Tear
    Psynopsis - Heavens Tear Posts: 115 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1. Run around cart racing...
  • estelle
    estelle Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    smoke weed in the middle of the store.. eat all the food when you have munchie.. and smoke even more weed.
  • valthinior
    valthinior Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    lol
    1. Buy a bunch of skittles and then run around the store throwing them at people and yelling, "Taste the Rainbow, TASTE THE STUPID RAINBOW!"

    2. Get some food, a blanket and then sit down near the center of the store and have a picnic...If someone asks you what you are doing, ask them if they want a peanut.
  • Necrobunny - Lost City
    Necrobunny - Lost City Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1.**** the mannequins
    2.Dress up in the mannequins clothes and then scare the living hell outta everyone
    3.Start a walmart-wide brawl
    4.Go around with a camo laboratory coat with nothing under and flash random people
    5.SIMPLE ONE-Steal things...
    6.Get a friend to distract a busker then steal all of his/hers $$$
    7.Replace all of the tampons with condoms
    8.Get superglue and superglue a bunch of **** to mannequins heads and stuff
    9.Get a loud-speaker and yell curses at guards and people
    10.Let off like 40 airhorns at once
    11.Get a flash drive and put **** and **** onto a bunchof computers and play em all at once
    12.Go up to little girls and say "hello little girl do you have a little brother?" or "theres candy in my pocket...go on reach for it"
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  • Caddie - Heavens Tear
    Caddie - Heavens Tear Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Walmart doesn't sell ****, and ive never seen one with mannequins, either.
  • Lazyluna - Heavens Tear
    Lazyluna - Heavens Tear Posts: 233 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1. Play "The Hook Up" by Britney Spears over the intercom.

    2. Feel free to replace with your explicit song of choice. Make sure it has a catchy tune, so little kids will keep singing it for days on end. >:3

    3. Find something seemingly innocent but hook-like, start fingering it with a sick grin. (Random decoration items work great for this.) Tell everyone who passes by that you're taking a break from your meds, even though your doctor highly disadvises doing so.
    b:bye RETIRED
  • jtedgehead
    jtedgehead Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    This is coming from someone who used to work there.

    1) Argue with multiple employees.
    2) Have races with the electronic carts through the entire store.
    3) Make a bed out of the toliet paper and paper towel asile.
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  • captinmuffin1
    captinmuffin1 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1, go around to every empoye and flip them off and yell as loud as you can "GO **** YOURSELF!"
    2, go to the "family planning" isle and take a box of condoms and open it up, and trow them at people
  • Davitiel - Heavens Tear
    Davitiel - Heavens Tear Posts: 978 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1. Scream really loud on the intercom system.
    2. Go to the gardening section and tip over all the plants. Throw the cacti at people.
    3. Start a food fight in the grocery/ deli section.
    4. Go to the lamp section and turn on every party lamp while dancing to loud music.
    5. Put a stink bomb in the central air conditioning system.
    6. Take the soap and spill it all over making it slippery.
    7. Mix all shoes in the shoe isle and switch price tags.
    8. Go to the party section and take all fans and throw confetti to people with the fans on high.
    9. Knock over all unsecured shelves.
    10. Take a fishing pole and a hook and start fishing for other people's clothes or bags.
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  • Szaellapollo - Sanctuary
    Szaellapollo - Sanctuary Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    OK, so I got this from Stephen King's novel Cell.

    1. Remove all your clothes

    2. Find some athletic shoes and put them on

    3. make sure noones looking, then break off two radio antennas of roughly the same length

    4. run into Wal-Mart, streak down the aisles screaming, "HAI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI!!!!!" at the top of your lungs

    5. runaway from the cops the manager will sic on you

    6. post your bail

    7. don't follow ANY of the ideas posted here, since about 99% of them will get you arrested, or worse
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  • LordHellsing - Heavens Tear
    LordHellsing - Heavens Tear Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1.) Do the party boy to anyone that walks in.
    2.) Put some meat down ur paints and walk around pointing it out to others that u like them.
  • ShadowDrag - Lost City
    ShadowDrag - Lost City Posts: 291 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    lmao!!!, do they even sell pwi disc?
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  • kerigor
    kerigor Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1: ask the guy in the guns section what gun is best for going through a human skull ^^
    2: bring 5 carts with 10 items in each to the 10 items or less line
  • kerigor
    kerigor Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Azlad - Sanctuary wrote: »
    whip out ur **** or **** and run around

    if ur a girl try it at the one in west leb NH plz seriously nothing ever happens here....COME ON!
  • Niomi - Heavens Tear
    Niomi - Heavens Tear Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    1) grab a chair and hit a random salesperson with it (or 2 salespersons)

    2) rampage through the store as your an ape that just had its first red bull or too much sugar
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