1000 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

Shana - Lost City wrote: »

1. Bring in an inappropriate (whether it be sexual, racist, whatever) DVD and say that it doesn't work. Ask them to test it out on one of their TVs.

2. Hop into a shopping cart and race your friend down the escalator.

Or Run around in the store screaming your ****. your stupid. you a ho trust me it works

1. Find a yellow bouncey ball and throw it while yelling, "Go Pikachu!!!Go!"
2. Go to the dressing rooms, stay in there for a while and then yell,"Theres no bathroom tissue in here!"
b:laugh I heard them from a friend. lol

I dunno if this thread is about hating walmart, its just that walmart is the best known super store in NA.

However, walmart gets most of their stuff from ppl in sweat shops and stuff like that, thats why they can sell most things for the lowest price (**** is cheaaaap there) they're a really bad company morally, if you work their they blame employees for everything (but maybe that was just the one where I worked), like they blame you if someone comes in with a flyer from somewhere else with a lower price (cause its a rule that we have to sell it to them for that lower price), etc.

1. take a microwave and plug it in at the electronics section and sit there making popcorn and watchin the movies that they have on (I call it the poor man's cinema)

2. assemble one of their trampolines in the middle of the store and put up a sign saying that their is a special trampoline event

3. photoshop posters saying that everything in the store is free

4. announce #3 over the PA

Start a dry orgy in the middle of the store

1. go upto random people and say, in a demonic voice, that u need a new host body.
2. open up all the leggo and proceed to build urself a fort, hide in fort from security.
3. have a water balloon fight with innocent bystanards, then yell out 50 points everytime u hit 1.
4. run upto sum1 and slap them, run away with ur arms over ur head screaming 'ahhhh its after me'
5. go to the lounge section(if they hav 1) cut a hole through the cussion and the lining, proceed to take a dump in the hole.
5. pretend to be chuck norris.
6. make urself a walmart uniform and help random customers, when ppl ask u who u are just say ur the new guy.
7. do commando rolls everywhere.....actually did this in k-mart in australia...was kicked in 3 mins record.
8. change into clothes u got off the rack, put ur clothes on display, walk around for a while then change back.
9. go stand in a random corner for ages, and when sum1 asks wtf is goin on, say u had an accident.
10. drop on floor clutch ur stomach and yell out 'the baby is coming'

lol the baby is coming

1. walk around the store with an airhorn blaring loudly

1.Go to walmart at opening time.
2.Walk around for no reason.
3.Ask for sliced meat, eat sample, run away.
4.Play all the Game consoles for as long as you want.
5.Play on the computers.
6.Sleep on bed 'til the morning.
7.Wake up and start at step 2.

1. Ask one of the workers to call ur kid over the intercom and when they are speaking push them out of the way and yell OMG BOMB RUN!!!!!!!

p.s. you willl be kicked out in record time or arrested LOL

Walk in with a realistic toy gun and point at a cashier.

1.pull your shirt over your head and say"FIRE!" to everyone you come across
2.Take a few of your friends, grab some bikes off the rack and have a drag race through the store and have customers make bets on who will win.
b:victory

whip out ur **** or **** and run around

Juliarnus - Sanctuary wrote: »

1. go upto random people and say, in a demonic voice, that u need a new host body.
2. open up all the leggo and proceed to build urself a fort, hide in fort from security.
3. have a water balloon fight with innocent bystanards, then yell out 50 points everytime u hit 1.
4. run upto sum1 and slap them, run away with ur arms over ur head screaming 'ahhhh its after me'
5. go to the lounge section(if they hav 1) cut a hole through the cussion and the lining, proceed to take a dump in the hole.
5. pretend to be chuck norris.
6. make urself a walmart uniform and help random customers, when ppl ask u who u are just say ur the new guy.
7. do commando rolls everywhere.....actually did this in k-mart in australia...was kicked in 3 mins record.
8. change into clothes u got off the rack, put ur clothes on display, walk around for a while then change back.
9. go stand in a random corner for ages, and when sum1 asks wtf is goin on, say u had an accident.
10. drop on floor clutch ur stomach and yell out 'the baby is coming'

I bet if u did number 1 to ppl, u'd get KOCKED THE (BEEP!) OUT!
U can throw fake bloody tamponds dipped in red dye and yell FIRE IN THE HOLE!! at the customer/employees Or come running in with a sign yelling SAVE THE DIPPER WEARING AUDULTS!! start a food fight in the mcdonalds in the walmart if u hav one!b:laugh

okay. whenever the intercom comes on, yell out "ITS THE VOICES AGAAINN!!" hide in the pants rack, when someone walks by, in a little voice say "pick me pick me" . Whenever someone asks if you need "help with anything" say, "CANT YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!" Go to the gun department and ask where the anti-depressants are (yeah that ones a lil creepy), and finally, when in the changing room yell out "Theres no toilet paper in here!" b:victory

Juliarnus - Sanctuary wrote: »

1. go upto random people and say, in a demonic voice, that u need a new host body.
2. open up all the leggo and proceed to build urself a fort, hide in fort from security.
3. have a water balloon fight with innocent bystanards, then yell out 50 points everytime u hit 1.
4. run upto sum1 and slap them, run away with ur arms over ur head screaming 'ahhhh its after me'
5. go to the lounge section(if they hav 1) cut a hole through the cussion and the lining, proceed to take a dump in the hole.
5. pretend to be chuck norris.
6. make urself a walmart uniform and help random customers, when ppl ask u who u are just say ur the new guy.
7. do commando rolls everywhere.....actually did this in k-mart in australia...was kicked in 3 mins record.
8. change into clothes u got off the rack, put ur clothes on display, walk around for a while then change back.
9. go stand in a random corner for ages, and when sum1 asks wtf is goin on, say u had an accident.
10. drop on floor clutch ur stomach and yell out 'the baby is coming'

Alternately, for #6 you could be the biggest d-bag possible,

I'd like to see what other impersonation-related pranks people can come up with

Cherris - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I bet if u did number 1 to ppl, u'd get KOCKED THE (BEEP!) OUT!
U can throw fake bloody tamponds dipped in red dye and yell FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

wouldnt attempt that. fake or not, anything with blood is considered dangerous, even could be considered a weapon.