Things you don't want to hear your squadmates say

Lucrecia - Momaganon

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Do you want to join our guild?"

"OMG Yu ahr so <insert random anime/manga related word> xDxDxD"

"OMG Yu ahr so <insert random pony related word> xDxDxD"

"^^" <- This

And using any language which is not the primary server language except english.

truekossy

Lucrecia - Momaganon wrote: »

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Do you want to join our guild?"

"OMG Yu ahr so <insert random anime/manga related word> xDxDxD"

"OMG Yu ahr so <insert random pony related word> xDxDxD"

"^^" <- This

And using any language which is not the primary server language except english.

ZOMGWTFBBQ KAWAII DESU NE??? ^^ What? That post asked for it!

VenusArmani - Dreamweaver

truekossy wrote: »

ZOMGWTFBBQ KAWAII DESU NE??? ^^ What? That post asked for it!

HEHHEHEHE OHhhhhh. Sensei Kossy has great sense of humor-ru!

>> +1000 internets to anyone who understands that link.

Cotillion - Dreamweaver

Colum - Raging Tide wrote: »

Yeah, I'm a demon barb, why I SHOULD use human form when not buffing?

How else are you supposed to show off your fashion/armor set?b:laugh

truekossy

VenusArmani - Dreamweaver wrote: »

HEHHEHEHE OHhhhhh. Sensei Kossy has great sense of humor-ru!

>> +1000 internets to anyone who understands that link.

I almost spit out my drink from laughter the instant that started playing. They nailed that group of people perfectly. Thanks for the laughs. b:laugh

icucm3

Wellspring is better then IH -.-

Sirrobert - Dreamweaver

icucm3 wrote: »

Wellspring is better then IH -.-

It is better, if you need to heal someone NOW.
In a long boss fight IH is better sure, but if someone's HP is at 20% you don't have time to start stacking IH

Annalyse - Heavens Tear

I'm getting this one so much that it is starting to become very irritating... am I the only one that checks periodically to make sure I am stocked up?

In the middle of RB or Caster I most frequently hear:

Cleric: "Does anyone have any mana pots? I ran out."

screamtilldeath

Annalyse - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I'm getting this one so much that it is starting to become very irritating... am I the only one that checks periodically to make sure I am stocked up?

In the middle of RB or Caster I most frequently hear:

Cleric: "Does anyone have any mana pots? I ran out."

I don't like checking. At all.

Problem posed: Running out of MP pots and needing to triple spark (I mean, what else is it for? *derpface*)

Solution: Go raging and stock 600 of MP and 300 of HP everytime I walk past the agent. b:surrender

VenusArmani - Dreamweaver

"oops"

Cathulion - Dreamweaver

Annalyse - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I'm getting this one so much that it is starting to become very irritating... am I the only one that checks periodically to make sure I am stocked up?

In the middle of RB or Caster I most frequently hear:

Cleric: "Does anyone have any mana pots? I ran out."

I had that once in a W3...cleric ran out of pots, luckily others had pots they could spare them. Hope that never happens again.

Jeremied - Sanctuary

"brb neighbors on fire" b:shocked

Colum - Raging Tide

" why dont u wine this???!!! "

in BH SOT -.-

hiddenmonkey

"I think I'm in love with you."

No times infinity! b:infuriated

LunarCainEX - Dreamweaver

I'm too lazy to use my orange text for everything.

Things of what i hate from my squad members who 'hyper >>FC<<'

Whats BP?

Whats Bell?

IH does not stack!

Dont heal! *Im a Psy acting support heal for cleric/Mystic" WTF?!

I cant tank *Barbs/BM/Seeker/Sin/Archer*

idk how to purge.

i got no pets. *venoes or mystics*

i cant give rez buff to all since it eats mana *when he/she has like 9k herbs!!*

mystics are DD not healers!

*1cleric in squad of 6 only healer* im dding!

Dont steal my job! *again Psy support heal and they got mad*

Human Form is better than tiger form.

SoV/SoS the whole squad. *Dafuq*

whats HF?

I have no HF.

whats rez?

brb *then takes half an hr*

brb *just too lazy to do any work*

can some1 drop me some coins for Stone TP?

some1 lend me some herbs/food i ran out.

aps rule *Not TRUE!!*

ect etc

Jacerai - Dreamweaver

I got a gem of an out-of-squad conversation. The squad must have been even better. *srs face*

WC: "FC 90-98, LF cleric+4"
I PM twice (on my archer): "archer, 90" (the second time was when I saw his WC a third time)
Guy WCing: "Are you a pure bow?"
Me: "I like to use my bow more than my fists, yes. What else would I be?"
Guy: "Sorry, we need aps for these bosses, imho"
Me: "In FC? 90-98?"
Guy: "Yeah."

b:shocked Wonder what his squad looked like. Took him about two hours to form a squad to his liking from what I saw.
Especially since his last six world chats were "FC 90-98 LF sin/veno only! RTG!"
b:surrender I give up.

I actually SS'd the conversation for later giggles.

KeKeLeLe - Archosaur

"I have a friend that needs this BH, so someone has to leave squad. "

VenusArmani - Dreamweaver

KeKeLeLe - Archosaur wrote: »

"I have a friend that needs this BH, so someone has to leave squad. "

My response to this is always "bye!" good luck! To make them leave.

Jacerai - Dreamweaver

KeKeLeLe - Archosaur wrote: »

"I have a friend that needs this BH, so someone has to leave squad. "

Or...

P1: "I can't get in the dungeon!"
Me: "You invited too many people to the squad."
P1: "Someone has to leave!"
Squad: *silence*
P1: *kicks me*

Some time later I get a PM from the cleric (I was on my mystic) and the tank. They left the sin's squad and wanted to form a new one.

b:surrender

SpazzNoAps - Heavens Tear

the cleric once said
thats some gooooood shiiieeeet

Cotillion - Dreamweaver

Annalyse - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I'm getting this one so much that it is starting to become very irritating... am I the only one that checks periodically to make sure I am stocked up?

In the middle of RB or Caster I most frequently hear:

Cleric: "Does anyone have any mana pots? I ran out."

I find this happens a lot with Barbs. Get to the boss and then he asks for someone to drop him some. -.-
Once in a while, yeah...you might forget to check...but for some its just way too frequent.

Zarriah - Raging Tide

Cotillion - Dreamweaver wrote: »

I find this happens a lot with Barbs. Get to the boss and then he asks for someone to drop him some. -.-
Once in a while, yeah...you might forget to check...but for some its just way too frequent.

I was in a BH59 on my Wizard about a week ago, really good squad set-up, Barb, Cleric, BM, Archer, Me and I think a Sin. However, the Barb REFUSED to tank in Tiger Form unless 'someone gives me some **** mana pots!!!!!' He must've asked for mana potions 47 times. Then since he wouldn't tank properly, I ended up tanking cause he couldn't get aggro from me and he ragequit. Rest of the BH went smoothly after that. Now I might have dropped him a few if he had asked nicely, but since he DEMANDED them and flat out said he wouldn't switch to Tiger Form unless someone gave him potions pissed me off. No one else is squad gave him any either b:chuckle

Jaabg - Sanctuary

Cotillion - Dreamweaver wrote: »

I find this happens a lot with Barbs. Get to the boss and then he asks for someone to drop him some. -.-
Once in a while, yeah...you might forget to check...but for some its just way too frequent.

Do people usually return the rest after the bh/instance is over? If someone drops me 5~100 herbs, and i use a few, i return the rest after the run.

Reliea - Sanctuary

Cotillion - Dreamweaver wrote: »

I find this happens a lot with Barbs. Get to the boss and then he asks for someone to drop him some. -.-
Once in a while, yeah...you might forget to check...but for some its just way too frequent.

Peeps, if you're not properly equipped - armor, jewelry, weapon, POTS, don't do stuff til you are.
As a mage 90% of the time I do things, I don't drop mp pots <.< cuz I need'em too b:chuckle but yes it is polite to return unused pots at the end of the run if someone was kind enough to give you some and you don't use them all.

VenusArmani - Dreamweaver

Yeah, it's polite. But most people don't do it. Common courtesy isn't really that common online. b:chuckle

Annonrae - Sanctuary

Annalyse - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I'm getting this one so much that it is starting to become very irritating... am I the only one that checks periodically to make sure I am stocked up?

In the middle of RB or Caster I most frequently hear:

Cleric: "Does anyone have any mana pots? I ran out."

Nope, you're not the only one. I do frequent inventory checks not only for mana/hp, but also all kinds of other stuff, like anti-stun pots, immunity pots, etc. I dunno, I just like to be prepared for all eventualities. It keeps *me* alive, after all.

That said, while I can understand that someone forgets to check for pots - or other things, I've had it happen several times now that players forgot their entire *gear* in the account stash/bank - it annoys me the most when the person asking for pots is *lying*.

Did a random BH SoT a couple of days ago and the Cleric ( I was on veno ) kept begging for mana pots... until the Sin in squad told her to stop lying and that she had something like 2k pots in her inventory. Cue awkward silence. Cleric dropped squad, and it all ended with me having to swap to Cleric because we couldn't find another.

Sirrobert - Dreamweaver

Annonrae - Sanctuary wrote: »

Nope, you're not the only one. I do frequent inventory checks not only for mana/hp, but also all kinds of other stuff, like anti-stun pots, immunity pots, etc. I dunno, I just like to be prepared for all eventualities. It keeps *me* alive, after all.

That said, while I can understand that someone forgets to check for pots - or other things, I've had it happen several times now that players forgot their entire *gear* in the account stash/bank - it annoys me the most when the person asking for pots is *lying*.

Did a random BH SoT a couple of days ago and the Cleric ( I was on veno ) kept begging for mana pots... until the Sin in squad told her to stop lying and that she had something like 2k pots in her inventory. Cue awkward silence. Cleric dropped squad, and it all ended with me having to swap to Cleric because we couldn't find another.

Yeay for that sin skill b:chuckle

BerserkBeast - Sanctuary

Annonrae - Sanctuary wrote: »

Nope, you're not the only one. I do frequent inventory checks not only for mana/hp, but also all kinds of other stuff, like anti-stun pots, immunity pots, etc. I dunno, I just like to be prepared for all eventualities. It keeps *me* alive, after all.

That said, while I can understand that someone forgets to check for pots - or other things, I've had it happen several times now that players forgot their entire *gear* in the account stash/bank - it annoys me the most when the person asking for pots is *lying*.

Did a random BH SoT a couple of days ago and the Cleric ( I was on veno ) kept begging for mana pots... until the Sin in squad told her to stop lying and that she had something like 2k pots in her inventory. Cue awkward silence. Cleric dropped squad, and it all ended with me having to swap to Cleric because we couldn't find another.

ahahaah awesome b:laugh

VenusArmani - Dreamweaver

Annonrae - Sanctuary wrote: »

Nope, you're not the only one. I do frequent inventory checks not only for mana/hp, but also all kinds of other stuff, like anti-stun pots, immunity pots, etc. I dunno, I just like to be prepared for all eventualities. It keeps *me* alive, after all.

That said, while I can understand that someone forgets to check for pots - or other things, I've had it happen several times now that players forgot their entire *gear* in the account stash/bank - it annoys me the most when the person asking for pots is *lying*.

Did a random BH SoT a couple of days ago and the Cleric ( I was on veno ) kept begging for mana pots... until the Sin in squad told her to stop lying and that she had something like 2k pots in her inventory. Cue awkward silence. Cleric dropped squad, and it all ended with me having to swap to Cleric because we couldn't find another.

Ahahahahahhaa b:victory

CADHLA - Raging Tide

My absolute worst one ever was in a bh59 on my cleric waaaay back when....the barb accidentally pulled a HUGE amount of mobs...he didn't aggro them...no one moved as we all knew we'd get aggro and die. Barb dies, mobs reset. Barb starts RAGING...freaking out swearing at me...I said...you accidentally lured too many mobs without gaining aggro on them, if I healed I would have died and had to run all the way back through. His answer: It's the clerics job to aggro all the mobs and heal. I was like ummmm no...it's the barbs job to aggro the mobs so the cleric or rest of party does not get aggro....he then called me a ****** and told me to go hang myself....was still in WC an hour later telling everyone I was a fail cleric because I didn't know it was my job to aggro all mobs so the squad could kill them. b:chuckle

When going to tank a magic boss: Wtf u doing
Me: tanking
Them: clerics cant tank anything

Hearing: Your BB not strong enough it's not healing me when they are not even in range.
Hearing: What's holy path from a cleric.
Being told I was wearing a HA helm when I was wearing Warsoul AA one.
Being told I got the wrong r8 gear (like how is that even possible).
Being told that the gems in my glaive were wrong and that I should have mana gems in it...mine happen to be mag attack gems.
Being told by a sin in TT3-3 not to heal cuz I'd have to be too close and die.....I decided to let him think his gear was adequate for that but stood in range...started healing him...he yells for me to stop or I'm going to die.....I stop...he dies....I get boss aggro, heal myself while tanking him, rez the sin, give him full buffs...
Being told my r8 gear not good enough for nirvana when I originally farmed the coin for TT99 my gear while wearing TT90 gear without any problems.
Being refused a BH on my sin because it's not 5 aps (it was BH69).
Was told we couldn't do TT3-1 without 2 clerics haha
Was asked what PVE is.
Was asked by a lvl100 what culti is and why they would ever need it.
Was once asked where my bow was....i said i am cleric...they said...ya so where's your bow.
Was told by a BM that we couldnt do wave 2 of delta BH without a barb....so me and the other cleric, psy, and wiz did to wave 3 on our own.
After 2+ years of gameplay, I think I've heard it all.