I see no shoes on your feet. *comes out of stealth holding rustlord's shoes* I see a pair of shoes here, sure, but they're clearly my shoes since I'm holding them, and decidedly not on your feet. Possession is, after all, nine tenths of the law. *stealths and runs off*
chaoscourtesanMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited September 2014
Since there is no topic on which to stay..
In case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules:
If you are euphemism it is imperative to bring all bodies to euphemism simultaneously. <-Keeping it rated G..
Do not waste time blocking your ears.
Do not waste time seeking a "sound proofed" shelter.
Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
Do not panic
Use your wheels. It is what they are for.
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
If no wheels are available - metal - not organic -
limbs should be employed whenever practical.
Remember:
In the case of sonic attack survival means
"Every man for himself"
Statistically more people survive if they think
only of themselves
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die
Think only of yourself
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
These are the first signs of sonic attack:
You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distant hissing in your ears
You may feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
There will be bleeding from orifices
There may be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even...
laughter
These are all signs of imminent sonic destruction
Your only protection is flight
If you are less than ten years old
Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
Remember - you can help no one else
You can help no one else
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
(Michael Moorcock, performed by Hawkwind)
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Actually, that's a genius idea. I could include some content that would guarantee a closure. But then a moderator would have the last post to explain the closure. Bah. It's a vicious circle.
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zebularMember, Neverwinter Moderator, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 15,270Community Moderator
Actually, that's a genius idea. I could include some content that would guarantee a closure. But then a moderator would have the last post to explain the closure. Bah. It's a vicious circle.
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Actually, if one were to do that, we'd just remove such posts and then forward that offense to be reviewed for malicious abuse, most likely resulting in a real ban.
Actually, if one were to do that, we'd just remove such posts and then forward that offense to be reviewed for malicious abuse, most likely resulting in a real ban.
Oh yeah, I'm winning again!
We tried profanity once. Didn't work. We even tried bunnies.
IDK what the mods are modding, but this is also a reply.
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Doogie thinks it funny
though he has no money
to buy me some honey
for this pink fluffy bunny.
Bunnies are fat.
Bunnies are tasty.
I like my bunnies,
Between two pieces of pastry.
Edit: A reply.
Not including the honey
when trying to be funny
while eating the bunny.
HA
~Albert Einstein
~Merriam-Webster
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I wear shoes. And by wearing them, I stole this win. Too bad you haven't claimed your prize for 12 days eh? Now it belongs to me.
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Fox Stevenson - Sandblast
Oh Wonder - Without You
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
- Dylan Thomas
(until someone posts again)
[ Support Center • Rules & Policies and Guidelines • ARC ToS • Guild Recruitment Guidelines | FR DM Since 1993 ]
[ Support Center • Rules & Policies and Guidelines • ARC ToS • Guild Recruitment Guidelines | FR DM Since 1993 ]
In case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules:
If you are euphemism it is imperative to bring all bodies to euphemism simultaneously. <-Keeping it rated G..
Do not waste time blocking your ears.
Do not waste time seeking a "sound proofed" shelter.
Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
Do not panic
Use your wheels. It is what they are for.
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
If no wheels are available - metal - not organic -
limbs should be employed whenever practical.
Remember:
In the case of sonic attack survival means
"Every man for himself"
Statistically more people survive if they think
only of themselves
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die
Think only of yourself
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
These are the first signs of sonic attack:
You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distant hissing in your ears
You may feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
There will be bleeding from orifices
There may be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even...
laughter
These are all signs of imminent sonic destruction
Your only protection is flight
If you are less than ten years old
Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
Remember - you can help no one else
You can help no one else
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
(Michael Moorcock, performed by Hawkwind)
Roland Mac Sheonin GF | Tarron Direheart SW |
Fox Stevenson - Sandblast
Oh Wonder - Without You
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
- Dylan Thomas
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Actually, if one were to do that, we'd just remove such posts and then forward that offense to be reviewed for malicious abuse, most likely resulting in a real ban.
Oh yeah, I'm winning again!
[ Support Center • Rules & Policies and Guidelines • ARC ToS • Guild Recruitment Guidelines | FR DM Since 1993 ]
(Last person to post a reply wins.)
((Oh, and could the last person to reply.. please get the lights?))
Roland Mac Sheonin GF | Tarron Direheart SW |
We tried profanity once. Didn't work. We even tried bunnies.
IDK what the mods are modding, but this is also a reply.
Im not sure. But I am sure I am winning now.
Fox Stevenson - Sandblast
Oh Wonder - Without You
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
- Dylan Thomas