I was just notified that we at the "Imaginary friends" used up all our slave laborers, eerr *cough* valued employees and fellow guildies as the moat piranha food, and dragon snacks and bait.
So now we have few fresh ( a bit used ) straw cots open and we need to fill those spots fast! (The dragons getting grumpy, and the SH filthy)
We are looking to fill the following positions:Influence mine laborer:
One of our premium job openings -
we will provide you all the needed equipment -> 1 Rusty pickaxe and send you to get influence.
Luckily you will have 24/7 observation by one of our veteran overseers, equipped with a cane and a whip to get you up to speed and 120% efficiency. Stronghold floor sanitary manager:
Due to large influx of horses, snails, spores and other unidentified mules, the SH floors became rather filthy, you can be the person to make it better!
Bonuses for cleaning the moat (the fish don't bite, too often)
A good career plan, with variety of promotions like SH leaf blower and full time moat cleaner.Wild beasts & spider tamer:
Work with the variety of wildlife in the stronghold, from a bunch of cute spiderlings, to little furry wolf cubs.
Very fulfilling job.
Experience is a must - the last applicant was never found after their first day.Comic relief:
Special position for halflings - as they don't have much use in the other positions. Except for our contests.Dwarf Tosser:
You will be in charge of delivering dwarves to the correct destination, if it's over a cliff or a dragon mouth.
Applicants must be half-orcs or big-lizards.
High strength is a mandatory requirements.
Must have understanding of ballistics and aerodynamics.
All of the above positions fits all classes and races unless stated otherwise.
All applicants must be of at least 20 years old of age.
*All employees will have a great health plan including body cremation by our in-house MoF (we should have one of those).
*Separate full dental plan (One of our barbarians will knock those out for you in the first day -> no teeth = no problems)
*One meal per day, and peasant cloths provided.
*The above mandatory service will incur a fee of 200% of your income. Flexible payment options are also provided.
Also all new members will have guild events and lotteries.
The winners will have a variety of great prizes like coordinating and providing SH dragons a dinner (Winners - Please leave your gear behind, last dwarf to win this didn't listen and we had a dragon HAMSTER
a dwarf axe over our heads!)
Please send applications to @micky1p00
Now after the formal request, some small technical details
Who we are?
We are a medium'ish guild (with a very active core) named "The Imaginary friends".
- in game tag is "And the Imaginary friends", and can change depending on the situation,
for example "And the Lazy Imaginary friends" or "And the Imaginary fishing friends".
We are a PvE guild, the PvP aspect is covered by this: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/1297
On average we are 35+
y'olds but rather mentally young. We will accept ~20+ willing to put up with old farts (We will remind you that when we were young the grass was greener and the water wetter !)
And a minimal sense of humor is mandatory or tolerance for one.
Most of the players are playing for a long time, from beta, release and so on.
So we learned a thing or two and can help to gear faster, with builds and so on.
We do not plan to become a large guild, if you are looking for a guild that will get all boons extremely fast and grow to need a sister guild, we are not it.
We want to stay small enough that our completely trust based disorganized system works.
Looking to add few people only, and not to the guild 150 accounts limit.
We are GH20 temple, stable, barracks & Wizards pit. Yes no workshop for them, a pit is enough.
I wont chase you and verify your contribution on a daily basis, but
I believe that doing minimum 3 HEs for influence or some other equivalent contribution is only fair to all others who contribute. (Yes, even though we are SH20)
I'm in a firm belief that MMOs are are about the social aspect, so the minimum is to say "hi", this is mandatory, and not everyone know English at the same level, but we try.
Also minimal Role Playing is encouraged - give your character some 'character'
It's an RPG, have fun. -- We are by no means an RP guild nor have an intention to be one, there is no "talk in/out character", but it's nice to see some minimal 'flavor' added.
Also the chat is generally clean - no excessive profanities (practically none at all). And as usual any "Hate speech" won't be tolerated.
We are mostly online at EU evening but have some members active during US evenings as well.
Last but perhaps the most important, we login to have fun, and enjoy the game, yes it have plenty of flaws, bugs, unfairness, imbalances and so on.
And discussing them is not a problem, but endlessly complaining, bashing & whining will not be appreciated or tolerated. If I want to hear all that I'll get a job at customer support.
Thank you for reading, and most importantly have fun, see you in-game.
Edit: To clarify:
1. We are not forcing anyone to talk, but at least saying Hi is mandatory, we are a social guild, if it doesn't sound reasonable, we are not the guild for you.
2. Similarly for dragons / dungeons grouping, the guild is there to play together, as much as I like influence drones, it is not what I'm looking for in new members.
3. Everyone doing amazing work to donate what needed and upgrade the SH. - I will not chase, check daily, and measure contributions etc.. But totally freeloading on that hard work is extremely rude... especially when the 3 HEs for influence are easily done and there are usually people that can help with those.
1. We don't have leveling people, so if you are bellow level 70, we will just laught and point at your suffering (jk, but while anyone can help here and there, there aren't people who constatnly doing low level content)
2. If you message on the forums or post on the thread to join, please write your in-game @handle and usual time & timezone. Otherwise it's really hard to find you in-game. Also, actually answering when I PM is really recommended.