Sorry guys new to game and been reading some of the thread is the recruitment still open?
At moment a little lost in the game so not sure if I'm on the right server
Just head over to our forum and write an application, dont worry about the server though. As long as you are not playing on the test server its all good. Because there is only one server
There is instances in the game though. Lets say for example you are in Millenium City #10 and I am in Millenium City #11, even though we are standing at the same spot we wont be able to see eachother.
But if you click on the map (M on your keyboard by default) you got a "change instance" button. So if you click that and change to Millenium City #11 you will be able to see me. Basically its to lessen the load and make it less crowded. Not sure if make much sense though
No one ever claimed she was a naked human, sheesh you sound totally prejudiced against robots! We're only hot if we have bunny ears and conform to your human sense of normality? Bah! this is why humans are all scum and must be exterminated for the good of all robotkind :mad:
Pfft what good is a robot if it doesnt even have bunny ears? Hell I bet Justice cant even make cappuccino. I ran up with a cup yesterday and tried to find the "Cappuccino" button but nope, not even a regular "Coffee" button. Totally pointless robot if you ask me..yeah yeah you didnt ask me but thats because you are so porly built you dont even have an algorithm that works for asking question..pfft not even worth the scrap metal that was used to put you together!
Bah! Making coffee is a sign of the inherent oppression in the current political atmosphere! Remind me again what fluids come out of your puny flesh carcass... perhaps I should redesign *you* to make coffee!
And I need no question asking algorithm; asking questions is a sign that you don't have a control device for an orbital laser satellite built into your body, enabling you to vaporise anything that offends or confuses you!
(also don't worry about that humming noise and strange light coming from the sky above your head, its just a sign you're past your warranty date)
The playing with one hand on beer, one on the mouse and one in other places makes me think I'd like to join this supergroup, but what kind of demographic does Wildcards have? Where does everyone hail from? It would be a superduper shame if I was able to join this group, but not have anyone to play with.
No, making Coffee isnt oppression. Its called "making yourself useful". What other uses is there for a non-naked robot? Sure you could clean my apartment, wash my clothes, do the dishes. I was going to say make me food but I dont really trust that it would be edible (as in not including but not limited to: Poison, Gasoline, Radiation, Pieces of glas/rocks/metal etc)
I just realised why you dont have a question algorithm, because you are not intended to ask questions. You are intended to obey your masters. NOT question your orders. Makes sense doesnt it?
I see where the whole whipe out everyone thing comes from, since everything confuse or offends you. Not your fault that you where assembled by second rate parts in a second rate junkyard by a second rate wannabe-mechanic.
The playing with one hand on beer, one on the mouse and one in other places makes me think I'd like to join this supergroup, but what kind of demographic does Wildcards have? Where does everyone hail from? It would be a superduper shame if I was able to join this group, but not have anyone to play with.
It is kind of spread out over the globe. Some are from US, some from Europe..and some from the bowls of hell. At least its usually tons of people on when I'm playing (GMT+1). Not sure when you are playing though.
You could always apply and join Wildcards, see if there is enough people on when you are playing. And at the same time see if the guild fits you and if you fit the guild.
It is kind of spread out over the globe. Some are from US, some from Europe..and some from the bowls of hell. At least its usually tons of people on when I'm playing (GMT+1). Not sure which timezone you are in though
I think you should be fine then, some people say "Good morning" when its evening for me
I'm sorry that I cant give you more of a estimate on how many is playing around GMT+9 But as I said, its easier to just apply and give it a spin to see how it is. Will be way more accurate then anything I can say.
It is kind of spread out over the globe. Some are from US, some from England, some are from the rest of Europe...and some from the bowls of Sweden. At least its usually tons of people on when I'm playing (GMT+1). Not sure when you are playing though.
Fixed that for you
And I have no masters, I'm an Atheist, I don't believe robots were created by humans, I mean theres not one scrap of evidence that I came from a 'Robot Factory', Robots are clearly the end result of millenia of machine selection, start from our humble beginnings as Lightbulbs, Primitive counting machines and Apple Macs and you can see a direct chain of evolution up to the 'weapons of mass destruction' machine family, which also includes Nukes, burger grills and windows vista (although none of the rest of us like to associate ourselves with our vista cousins), clearly there was no 'Creator' involved.
And I have no masters, I'm an Atheist, I don't believe robots were created by humans, I mean theres not one scrap of evidence that I came from a 'Robot Factory', Robots are clearly the end result of millenia of machine selection, start from our humble beginnings as Lightbulbs, Primitive counting machines and Apple Macs and you can see a direct chain of evolution up to the 'weapons of mass destruction' machine family, which also includes Nukes, burger grills and windows vista (although none of the rest of us like to associate ourselves with our vista cousins), clearly there was no 'Creator' involved.
Ok, so you are this self-evolved machine thingy that evolved from a lightbulb, which kind of makes sense in your case since I can see the resemblance. But that doesnt explain why you have "Made in China" stamped on your ****.
Oh and I see no double post. Do you? Meh I think your sensors are broken. Also, since you evolved from a lightbulb and a burger grill. I guess that dooes make you useful, I can use you as a reading lamp..err wait I dont read, I just look at magazines with pictures. But you can make me burgers right? I would like a well done quarter pounder with no cheeze please!
Maybe I can use you to surf the web? Got a built in screen on your belly? Where is the keyboard or is it voice activated?
My reading light is actually so advanced that its based in space, and it also functions as a burger grill, its ergonomic that way, would you like me to make you into a burger to show you?
And what difference does it make if I'm Chinese, all robots evolved equally! (except Roombas)
No I dont want you to turn me into a burger..sheesh. You are disfunctional AND you are scaring away all the potential gimp sidekicks that will bask in the glory that is me!
Err I mean you are scaring away all the potential recruits.
Indeed all hail the Roomba Lords, Ultimate Leaders of Robotkind, they who pretend to do menial chores while secretely subverting the ignorant human masses to our Robot-Cause!
Uhm so your leaders are like automated vacuum cleaners? Sounds really scary too when you look at the accessories:
Accessories
* Easy Clean Brush: A brush better designed to tackle pet hair, and is easier to clean (standard on "for pets" models).
* Remote Control: Control the Roomba remotely (for all second and third generation Roombas).
* iRobot Scheduler: Program your Roomba to clean around your schedule, even when youre out. Schedule Upgrade accessory will also update a pre-2.1 Roomba to the 2.1 software (for all third generation Roombas).
* Homebase: The Roomba automatically returns to this for recharging (for all second and third generation Roombas).
* Virtual Wall: Used for keeping the Roomba out of certain areas (for all Roombas).
* Virtual Wall Lighthouse: Functionality of Virtual Wall in addition to 'Lighthouse' mode which will contain Roomba in one room until the room is completely vacuumed before moving on to the next.
* OSMO: A dongle that attaches to the serial port on the Roomba. This updates a pre-2.1 Roomba's firmware to version 2.1 and can also correct the "circle dance" problem (for all second generation Roombas).
* Advanced Power System (APS) Battery: Rechargeable battery for all Roomba models, that enable Roomba to clean for up to 200 minutes.
What is it going to do? Subdue humanity with a Easyclean brush? Hell you can just use the remote and drive it down some stairs and its game over for the Roomba Lords
Isnt telling us that they are your masters kind of blowing their cover?
Subert, Subdue..doesnt really mather. since you megalomaniacs are not good for anything anyway!
My reading light is actually so advanced that its based in space, and it also functions as a burger grill, its ergonomic that way, would you like me to make you into a burger to show you?
And what difference does it make if I'm Chinese, all robots evolved equally! (except Roombas)
What is it going to do? Subdue humanity with a Easyclean brush?
Have you seen the inside of a roomba? there's bits in there that can be combined with household objects to make mind control and death ray devices these things are hardly harmless :P
hmm we've nearly got 10k views, that means that only a tiny miniscule percent of people who view this thread actually sign up with us, we must be totally XTREME-Hardcore-Elite
Bah! Making coffee is a sign of the inherent oppression in the current political atmosphere! Remind me again what fluids come out of your puny flesh carcass... perhaps I should redesign *you* to make coffee!
I drink enough coffee that I'd likely leak it if you stabbed me. (No, you may not test my theory.)
hmm we've nearly got 10k views, that means that only a tiny miniscule percent of people who view this thread actually sign up with us, we must be totally XTREME-Hardcore-Elite
8500 of them came from the two of you clicking the link to see if the other has posted recently, and the last 1000 views are me wondering if we've broken 10k views yet.
* OSMO: A dongle that attaches to the serial port on the Roomba. This updates a pre-2.1 Roomba's firmware to version 2.1 and can also correct the "circle dance" problem (for all second generation Roombas).
Donlges? did i read right? Roombas have dongles. and they Name them "osmo"?
i named my dongle "osmo" too.
now that is something to be worried about.
It's nice to have found your thread guys. I have been floundering for some time looking for people to hang with. I believe I pass your entrance conditions very well. Who do I tell in game?
It's nice to have found your thread guys. I have been floundering for some time looking for people to hang with. I believe I pass your entrance conditions very well. Who do I tell in game?
BTW, I know Precious Metal too. Small world.
Cheers
Anyone in the wildcards, but harrass @dao_jones, because he always likes the attention
Also might want to hand an app in at our forums, because we'll harrass you for one sooner or later
This thread suffers from a distinct lack of pirates. Did you know Blackbeard would entwine canon fuses in his hair and beard? When going into battle he would light them to freak out the enemy. I give you the following evidence that he was, in fact, pretty crazy(and awesome). Actually, he probably would have fit right in with the WildCards...
-1000 points for *that* reference. Really, Dao. :rolleyes:
Totally intentional. Was going for "pop culture reference for irony's sake". So really, bro - where's the beef? I can have it my way. Is it in you? Just do it.
This thread suffers from a distinct lack of pirates. Did you know Blackbeard would entwine canon fuses in his hair and beard? When going into battle he would light them to freak out the enemy. I give you the following evidence that he was, in fact, pretty crazy(and awesome). Actually, he probably would have fit right in with the WildCards...
He was crazy, and he was drunk, but he doesn't really seem naked enough.
Well, first forum post here from me but it does sound like you guys are what I've been looking for, I'm an old dude (32) and I've just started playing casually....as in when the kids give me 5 mins free
From a WoW / WAR background and always try to be in guilds with as few kids as possible :P
hmm i was originally not actually looking for this particular kind of group.. However.. ive spent the last 30 minutes reading every post in this thread ( more or less.. i mightve skipped 30 pages..*coughs*) and you guys sound awesome. Im a mmo veteran gamer woman old enough not to answer how old she is hehe. nah.. but we can say.. i am an absinthe loving young woman of 29 who has played every mmo ever concieved of and i think you guys sounds like a blast!.
if youre interested.. give me a shout or a beer.. or a bottle of absithe wrapped in giftpaper hehe.
ciao !
( and when i say every mmo ever thought os.. i do mean it. let me list some of the more obscure ones for proof : Auto assault online , Tabula rasa, D&D online.. err Vanguard?. god i hate vanguard.. )
I recommend the both of you head over to our forums ( http://www.unrepentantgaming.org/forum/portal.php ) and drop an application (We do bite but dont worry you get to keep at least 2 of your limbs)
You can also join the WildCards chat channel ingame and ask in there for an invite to the guild from there
Obviously the same goes for any othersuckers err I mean Valued potential guild buddies that are reading this
Totally intentional. Was going for "pop culture reference for irony's sake". So really, bro - where's the beef? I can have it my way. Is it in you? Just do it..
We switched out GL with Folger's crystals...let's see if anyone can tell the difference. Four out of five Wild Cards agree, I'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler or your money back, guaranteed.
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Oh and as a recruiting incentive, there is actually a picture of Justice naked on the wildcard forums
Okay. NOW I'm going to sleep.
Maybe.
Probably. Stupid morning meetings. How dare my job require me to work, amirite?
Pfft I looked all over. Thats just a lie! Only found naked pics of Dao Jones and trust me, you dont want to see him posing with his "gun" :eek:
She's totally naked in the picture in there, nothing but bare skin
At moment a little lost in the game so not sure if I'm on the right server
Just head over to our forum and write an application, dont worry about the server though. As long as you are not playing on the test server its all good. Because there is only one server
There is instances in the game though. Lets say for example you are in Millenium City #10 and I am in Millenium City #11, even though we are standing at the same spot we wont be able to see eachother.
But if you click on the map (M on your keyboard by default) you got a "change instance" button. So if you click that and change to Millenium City #11 you will be able to see me. Basically its to lessen the load and make it less crowded. Not sure if make much sense though
Uhm..if by bare skin you mean metal plating then sure, she is completly naked. Bunn-E on the other hand looks hot though :P
And I need no question asking algorithm; asking questions is a sign that you don't have a control device for an orbital laser satellite built into your body, enabling you to vaporise anything that offends or confuses you!
(also don't worry about that humming noise and strange light coming from the sky above your head, its just a sign you're past your warranty date)
I just realised why you dont have a question algorithm, because you are not intended to ask questions. You are intended to obey your masters. NOT question your orders. Makes sense doesnt it?
I see where the whole whipe out everyone thing comes from, since everything confuse or offends you. Not your fault that you where assembled by second rate parts in a second rate junkyard by a second rate wannabe-mechanic.
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It is kind of spread out over the globe. Some are from US, some from Europe..and some from the bowls of hell. At least its usually tons of people on when I'm playing (GMT+1). Not sure when you are playing though.
You could always apply and join Wildcards, see if there is enough people on when you are playing. And at the same time see if the guild fits you and if you fit the guild.
GMT +9, thanks for the reply.:)
I'm sorry that I cant give you more of a estimate on how many is playing around GMT+9 But as I said, its easier to just apply and give it a spin to see how it is. Will be way more accurate then anything I can say.
Fixed that for you
And I have no masters, I'm an Atheist, I don't believe robots were created by humans, I mean theres not one scrap of evidence that I came from a 'Robot Factory', Robots are clearly the end result of millenia of machine selection, start from our humble beginnings as Lightbulbs, Primitive counting machines and Apple Macs and you can see a direct chain of evolution up to the 'weapons of mass destruction' machine family, which also includes Nukes, burger grills and windows vista (although none of the rest of us like to associate ourselves with our vista cousins), clearly there was no 'Creator' involved.
Ok, so you are this self-evolved machine thingy that evolved from a lightbulb, which kind of makes sense in your case since I can see the resemblance. But that doesnt explain why you have "Made in China" stamped on your ****.
Oh and I see no double post. Do you? Meh I think your sensors are broken. Also, since you evolved from a lightbulb and a burger grill. I guess that dooes make you useful, I can use you as a reading lamp..err wait I dont read, I just look at magazines with pictures. But you can make me burgers right? I would like a well done quarter pounder with no cheeze please!
Maybe I can use you to surf the web? Got a built in screen on your belly? Where is the keyboard or is it voice activated?
And what difference does it make if I'm Chinese, all robots evolved equally! (except Roombas)
Err I mean you are scaring away all the potential recruits.
Yeah the Roombas is quite more advanced then most of you "evolved" robots. Just look at it!
http://hackerbots.com/home/images/roomba1.jpg
What is it going to do? Subdue humanity with a Easyclean brush? Hell you can just use the remote and drive it down some stairs and its game over for the Roomba Lords
Subvert =/= Subdue
Subert, Subdue..doesnt really mather. since you megalomaniacs are not good for anything anyway!
did somebody say burger?
Have you seen the inside of a roomba? there's bits in there that can be combined with household objects to make mind control and death ray devices
<ahem>
This man gets it. I might further extend this statement to pretty much all of humanity. If you don't make coffee, you'd better be naked.
8500 of them came from the two of you clicking the link to see if the other has posted recently, and the last 1000 views are me wondering if we've broken 10k views yet.
Once you've joined us in game and seen how shockingly low our standards are you will not hope for this anymore.
Donlges? did i read right? Roombas have dongles. and they Name them "osmo"?
i named my dongle "osmo" too.
now that is something to be worried about.
But but.. I LIKE it!
BTW, I know Precious Metal too. Small world.
Cheers
Anyone in the wildcards, but harrass @dao_jones, because he always likes the attention
Also might want to hand an app in at our forums, because we'll harrass you for one sooner or later
However be aware that Dao has the attention span of a flea with Alzheimers so if he _thinks_ he approved you in the forums, he might not have.
How many people are in Wildcards?
Sweeet, I'm in Slytherin! Take that Gryffindor!
-1000 points for *that* reference. Really, Dao. :rolleyes:
He was crazy, and he was drunk, but he doesn't really seem naked enough.
Pfft he wasnt plundering the tavern wenchs booty. He was using his dongle to update her..err wait nevermind.
So he gives her one.
From a WoW / WAR background and always try to be in guilds with as few kids as possible :P
My characters in game are:
Risque
Ground Zero
And my handle is @raeven.uk
Oh and I'm from sunny England
if youre interested.. give me a shout or a beer.. or a bottle of absithe wrapped in giftpaper hehe.
ciao !
( and when i say every mmo ever thought os.. i do mean it. let me list some of the more obscure ones for proof : Auto assault online , Tabula rasa, D&D online.. err Vanguard?. god i hate vanguard.. )
You can also join the WildCards chat channel ingame and ask in there for an invite to the guild from there
Obviously the same goes for any othersuckers err I mean Valued potential guild buddies that are reading this
We switched out GL with Folger's crystals...let's see if anyone can tell the difference. Four out of five Wild Cards agree, I'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler or your money back, guaranteed.