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  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    YEAH!

    Wait...


    Like they know how to read. :rolleyes:

    Read? who needs to know how to read?!?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Read? who needs to know how to read?!?

    Reading is for the weak
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    duckywucky wrote:
    Reading is for the weak

    Exactly. Every time someone reads, a baby seal is clubbed.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Baizak wrote:
    Exactly. Every time someone reads, a baby seal is clubbed.
    And not like "taken to a club, and shown a good time" clubbed, either.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Baizak wrote:
    Exactly. Every time someone reads, a baby seal is clubbed.
    :eek: *reads a lot*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    :eek: *reads a lot*

    Because you hate baby seals? I know I do. I read, because a baby seal stole my cornbread...and my matchbox cars.

    mmmmm cornbread!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Ashen Kick!

    *mule kicks post back to the top*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Cornbread with bacon, mmmmmmm

    My next nemesis is going to be Bacon Bane
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    The BaconMoocher. He's worse than Dr. Destroyer.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    The BaconMoocher. He's worse than Dr. Destroyer.

    How do I follow this up? ...I got nuthin I am still laughing to hard at this!:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    How else would you follow bacon? With eggs!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Somehow, shutting down all the eggs just doesn't have the same ring to it.

    Well, unless you're fighting Aliens, you know, the chestburtisng kind. Then that's a good idea.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Somehow, shutting down all the eggs just doesn't have the same ring to it.

    Well, unless you're fighting Aliens, you know, the chestburtisng kind. Then that's a good idea.

    indeed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc check please!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Funny thing was I knew what that Video was just off your last 2 words and seeing chest bursting Aliens in the thread kudos chum lol
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Baizak wrote:

    "Check Please!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Funny thing was I knew what that Video was just off your last 2 words and seeing chest bursting Aliens in the thread kudos chum lol

    lol yeah, there is a spaceballs reference for almost every life situation out there. Including chest poping aliens.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Baizak wrote:
    lol yeah, there is a spaceballs reference for almost every life situation out there. Including chest poping aliens.
    Especially depending on who you surround yourself with. I find myself using that quote more frequently than I'd like.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Especially depending on who you surround yourself with. I find myself using that quote more frequently than I'd like.
    You can tell a lot about a man from the company he keeps.
    Umm. Hmm.
    Check please?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    So, still having connection problems.

    This sucks. :(

    Not a router issue. Not a firewall issue. Not an internet connection issue.

    I've even tried a complete uninstall/reinstall. Nothing.

    You guys are actually one of the parts I miss the most. Never thought I'd say that about any sort of organized "group" in an online game.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    And it's only with Champs? No other MMO or online functionality?

    Post your problem on our forums. We may have some techie folks that can help you diagnose the issue.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    He called us "organized" :lol:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    He called us "organized" :lol:
    Like a ranch full of cats.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Like a ranch full of cats.

    "When ya bring a herd to town and aint lost a one of em, there aint a feeling like that in the world!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:


    ... Man! I wish I could play this game with only one hand ...

    (edited for brevity)



    Bump!

    Don't be afraid to come check out the weird, and entertain us!


    Click on this phrase to visit Unrepentant and apply!

  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    I think it's a painfully clear example of how pathetically bourgeoise I am that one of my favorite parts of the holiday (Oct-Dec) season is that all the coffee shops roll out their seasonal blends. I can't help it - I love me some pumpkin spice and peppermint mocha lattes.

    When the proletariat rises up, I will be among the first to the gallows. I'm just hoping there's a coffee house on the way. :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    I think it's a painfully clear example of how pathetically bourgeoise I am that one of my favorite parts of the holiday (Oct-Dec) season is that all the coffee shops roll out their seasonal blends. I can't help it - I love me some pumpkin spice and peppermint mocha lattes.

    When the proletariat rises up, I will be among the first to the gallows. I'm just hoping there's a coffee house on the way. :cool:

    Im with ya on the coffee! I get an extra large pumpkin spice with just cream every morning from Dunkin D'S. Why stop at just coffee though? I also love the various fall and winter brews that are only available in season. All the pumpkin ales, winter bocks, etc...etc...etc...And how can I leave out the queenmamajamma of them all...pumpkin PIE!!!!!

    (drops mic)

    I did not really drop it, they are expensive.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Yeah, ain't much in this world that beats homemade pumpkin pie. The cake may be a lie, but pumpkin pie is so much truth it's gospel. :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Yeah, ain't much in this world that beats homemade pumpkin pie. The cake may be a lie, but pumpkin pie is so much truth it's gospel. :)

    Amen to that!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Baizak wrote:
    Im with ya on the coffee! I get an extra large pumpkin spice with just cream every morning from Dunkin D'S. Why stop at just coffee though? I also love the various fall and winter brews that are only available in season. All the pumpkin ales, winter bocks, etc...etc...etc...And how can I leave out the queenmamajamma of them all...pumpkin PIE!!!!!

    (drops mic)

    I did not really drop it, they are expensive.


    One of the brewmeisters out here by me makes a seasonal pumpkin ale that rings in anywhere from 7 - 9% alcohol. So wonderful... (hic)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Baizak wrote:
    "When ya bring a herd to town and aint lost a one of em, there aint a feeling like that in the world!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8

    Oh god how much I do love that video.
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Yeah, ain't much in this world that beats homemade pumpkin pie. The cake may be a lie, but pumpkin pie is so much truth it's gospel. :)

    Hallelujah! :D Srsly. Was considering making my own this year, instead of mooching off my mom as usual....

    Sorry, I'm a random weirdo butting in. SG looks good though, thinking of hopping on the one handed* playing train, if you'll have me.


    * - This is of course spiritually speaking, because in RL I'm so inept that I occaisionally wish I had a THIRD hand to play this game. :rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Baizak wrote:
    Im with ya on the coffee! I get an extra large pumpkin spice with just cream every morning from Dunkin D'S. Why stop at just coffee though? I also love the various fall and winter brews that are only available in season. All the pumpkin ales, winter bocks, etc...etc...etc...And how can I leave out the queenmamajamma of them all...pumpkin PIE!!!!!

    (drops mic)

    I did not really drop it, they are expensive.

    I make my own pumpkin spice syrup for latte/coffee. All you have to do is make a simply syrup (equal parts water and sugar simmered until the sugar is 100% dissolved. Add 2T pumpkin pie spice or 2 tablespoons cinnamon, 1/2 teaspoon each of ground cloves, ginger and nutmeg). Strain through cheesecloth then add a teaspoon of pure vanilla extract.

    For a nice adult beverage

    try:

    1 1/2 parts vanilla vodka
    1 part pumpkin liqueur
    1 part Starbucks Cream liqueur
    1 part milk
    dash of pumpkin pie spice

    For a Starbucks Pumpkin Pie Latte Martini.

    Both recipes I got off the internets somewhere.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    GrimParrot wrote:
    I make my own pumpkin spice syrup for latte/coffee. All you have to do is make a simply syrup (equal parts water and sugar simmered until the sugar is 100% dissolved. Add 2T pumpkin pie spice or 2 tablespoons cinnamon, 1/2 teaspoon each of ground cloves, ginger and nutmeg). Strain through cheesecloth then add a teaspoon of pure vanilla extract.

    For a nice adult beverage

    try:

    1 1/2 parts vanilla vodka
    1 part pumpkin liqueur
    1 part Starbucks Cream liqueur
    1 part milk
    dash of pumpkin pie spice

    For a Starbucks Pumpkin Pie Latte Martini.

    Both recipes I got off the internets somewhere.

    nice recipe: I will make sure to use that for those late night coffees! Now, if somebody could crack the dunkin donuts formula, so I can drink my pumkin spice coffee on the cheap before work. that would be the bees knees!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Jmonkeh wrote:
    Hallelujah! :D Srsly. Was considering making my own this year, instead of mooching off my mom as usual...
    Psh. That's what mothers are for. My mom would probably kill me if I didn't come home for Thanksgiving and consume mass quantities of pumpkin pie. It'd be like an insult. And you don't wanna go insulting yo' momma*.





    *inb4 long string of "yo momma" jokes.


    P.S.: Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

    P.P.S.: Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    *sigh* I hate new patches, 9 hours patching so far and I'm at 70%...wooo....

    Dum-de-dum
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    I think we both googled the same "yo momma" jokes website. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    I think we both googled the same "yo momma" jokes website. :D

    i think you are right...god bless teh interwebz!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Yo momma is so big, she's got gravity!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Another thing to love about the holiday season: eggnog.

    Pumpkin spice eggnog.

    Booyaka.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Another thing to love about the holiday season: eggnog.

    Pumpkin spice eggnog.

    Booyaka.


    I also support this. I toast you with the glass bottle of old school, no added ingredients eggnog in my fridge. I don't care if my girlfriend and all my friends are grossed out by it. More for me! :D


    Oh, and yo momma so fat, even Jabba the Hutt said "DAAAAAMMMMMNNN!!"




    Thanks, Robot Chicken.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    I have never thought of pumpkin spice and eggnog together...It's just crazy enough to work!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    GrimParrot wrote:
    ...
    1 part pumpkin liqueur
    ...


    Why didn't anyone tell me this existed? I blame all of you.

    Also: don't forget, mace seasoning makes for pumpkin goodness. Don't be afraid to roast your own.

    Tease: if you're a U, check out the U Kitchen forum for forthcoming pumpkin prosciutto empenada recipe. If you're not a U, maybe you should join?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Wildcards! Now with added cooking tips and recipes!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Tanuki wrote:
    Wildcards! Now with added cooking tips and recipes!

    Cant pigeon hole ourselves to just cooking now can we? Here let me help enrich the lives of others with this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVOVrPeB9vw
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Baizak wrote:
    Cant pigeon hole ourselves to just cooking now can we? Here let me help enrich the lives of others with this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVOVrPeB9vw
    Towel folding? Let's take it up a notch with crazy shirt folding technique #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AWQ5aBjgE

    By the way, it totally works, and it actually impresses most people the first time you do it. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Towel folding? Let's take it up a notch with crazy shirt folding technique #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AWQ5aBjgE

    By the way, it totally works, and it actually impresses most people the first time you do it. :D


    Oh you bastidge, you stole my idea. :D Well fine, failing that, I thought I'd submit something to enrich your holiday experience. I thought this would be topical and appropriate.

    That should come in handy! Just uh....don't overdue it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Jmonkeh wrote:
    That should come in handy! Just uh....don't overdue it.
    If I had to go through all that for a Barnes & Noble gift card, I would have clocked the guy that wrapped it. For that much work, it should have contained a coupon for a free oil massage from a team of female Romanian ex-gymnast nymphomaniacs.

    FYI - that's on my Christmas list, WildCards. Just saying.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    coupon for a free oil massage from a team of female Romanian ex-gymnast nymphomaniacs.

    FYI - that's on my Christmas list, WildCards. Just saying.


    Waiter, I will have what he is having please!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Jmonkeh wrote:
    Oh you bastidge, you stole my idea. :D Well fine, failing that, I thought I'd submit something to enrich your holiday experience. I thought this would be topical and appropriate.

    That should come in handy! Just uh....don't overdue it.

    That extreme giftwrap is epic. It might **** off my 7 year old daughter if I wrap her my pretty pony like that though.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    a team of female Romanian ex-gymnast nymphomaniacs

    Hey boss, you can have mine (gift wrapped, naturally), their mustaches tickle.

    Note to self: avoid inebriated partaking in foreign language ebay auctions, pics never tell the whole story.
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