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The WildCards! You've messed with the best - now play with the rest!

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  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    jonathonhawke wrote:
    Do you have hostages? No one will listen to your demands unless you have hostages.
    Wait, "hostages"? Ohhh... I misheard you. All I have here are all these "snausages".

    That would explain why the only people willing to listen to my demands were dogs.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    My sister's friend had a cousin who dated a guy that actually chatted with a WildCard once. So yes I "know" Dao_Jones. Great guy.

    Happy new guy.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    This thread smells funny.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    It smells like victory.

    And Snausages.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    ZandarTheWeeble wrote:
    It smells like victory.

    And Snausages.
    I love the smell of victory and snausages in the morning.

    *goes surfing*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I'm bored at work and need a hug, Dao?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Molekh wrote:
    I'm bored at work and need a hug, Dao?
    I'm working from home today, sucka. I ain't got no time fer huggin'.

    Unless it's myself. Then yeah, I've got a *lot* of time to do that.

    (And yes, that's a euphemism.)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    So instead of drinking at work you're drinking at home? :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Tanuki wrote:
    So instead of drinking at work you're drinking at home? :p
    I felt like my life needed more diversity.

    Tomorrow evening, instead of going out drinking with my coworkers, I will be going out drinking with my friends. I'm crazy like that! Unpredictable!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    I felt like my life needed more diversity.

    Tomorrow evening, instead of going out drinking with my coworkers, I will be going out drinking with my friends. I'm crazy like that! Unpredictable!

    :eek: You rebel!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    My friends drink up all my rum when they come over. Maybe I should try that "go out drinking" thing.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    So THAT"S why the Rum is always gone.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I'd just like to give a special shout-out to my body's natural sleep/wake rhythm, which decided that even though I was out with friends and drinking until like 2am, that I still needed to wake up early like I was going to work. :mad:

    The coffee! It's keeping the Daolarr from going CRAZY.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    The coffee! It's keeping the Daolarr from going CRAZY.

    I didn't know there was something to do that :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    I'd just like to give a special shout-out to my body's natural sleep/wake rhythm, which decided that even though I was out with friends and drinking until like 2am, that I still needed to wake up early like I was going to work. :mad:

    The coffee! It's keeping the Daolarr from going CRAZY.

    You just gave me an awesome idea for my next alt, girl in a maid's outfit named "French Press"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Aethyre wrote:
    You just gave me an awesome idea for my next alt, girl in a maid's outfit named "French Press"

    Haha. Win. :thumbsup:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    French Press will be welcome to all my rum :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I find French Press to be bitter and disdainful. ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    ZandarTheWeeble wrote:
    I find French Press to be bitter and disdainful. ;)

    If French Press is being bitter, its because you let her get cold :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I like my coffee-themed nemesiseses like I like my women: hot, black and bitter.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    I like my coffee-themed nemesiseses like I like my women: hot, black and bitter.

    Is this where I put in a "sweet and creamy" pun?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    I like my coffee-themed nemesiseses like I like my women: hot, black and bitter.

    "Covered in bees."

    I'm a retiring, casual sort raised on Scooby Doo and I'd like to be slotted for your next future-kick candidate. Here's what I've learned from the recruitment forum thread:

    Robot mastery of orbital burger cannons somehow became subversion of human planetary dominance by programmable vacuums (now with dongles for improved manageability). Also, "Anvil of Dawn" is not, as popularly believed, a weapon mounted on some kind of orbital platform. It is rather a device made for pleasure droids by pleasure droids. The jury is out on whether or not "Dawn" is a person/droid.

    A fried bacon sandwich with awesome-sauce is really just a heart attack with mayo and cayenne pepper. This guild is made up of people who have some passing concern about heart disease.

    Punning in the nude is a crime in MC.

    Large women and canola oil = win.

    At one time a possible reference to Steve Martin stand-up went un-responded (ergo I say, "...the letter M stricken from the English alphabet!").

    Off to stand in Unrepentant app queue. Cheers!

    No sig, because I'm a lazy slag. (GMT -7, play while the NYSE is open then I go foff [SIC])
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    PlagueChain wrote:
    "Covered in bees."

    A fried bacon sandwich with awesome-sauce is really just a heart attack with mayo and cayenne pepper.
    [SIC])

    On a related topic. I tried Bacon Ice Cream today. Bacon really does make everything better!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    And another falls to the glory that is bacony goodness.

    And WONDERFUL Eddie Izzard drop up there lol
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Pure-Malice wrote:
    And another falls to the glory that is bacony goodness.

    And WONDERFUL Eddie Izzard drop up there lol

    I always knew Bacon made most things better. I just thought the idea of Bacon Ice Cream and other sweet things was revolting. I always pictured bacon to be meant for just savory dishes. Not no more though. My GF is bringing home some chocolate covered bacon tonight. If Bacon can make Chocolate better then it will truly be the food of the gods!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Bacon ice cream? Bacon chocolate? Bah. Stop wasting my time.

    Give me... Bacon Booze!

    http://www.sloshspot.com/blog/01-22-2009/Bacon-Booze-Bacontini--Other-Delicious-Baconized-Beverages--106

    I'll have a Bacontini. Shaken, not stirred.

    Incidentally, apparently there's a "bacon shot" that's one part Vodka, one part water, and Bacon Salt to taste.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Wow!!!! Bacon infused liquor. I love that these fine recipes are brought to us from the house arrest chef. I am sure he can also show us how to make grilled cheese with a clothes iron:D

    The worst part is I know I am going to toss some bacon into some Jameson and see what comes out!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    The best grilled cheese - or sammich of any kind for that matter - is wrapped in bacon and cheese and dropped in the deep fat right behind a batch of jalape
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    PlagueChain wrote:
    The best grilled cheese - or sammich of any kind for that matter - is wrapped in bacon and cheese and dropped in the deep fat right behind a batch of jalape
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    That sounds really... healthy. Like, I can't believe SlimFast hasn't made a shake out of that yet.

    It also sounds delicious. Which reminds me: I need to try that jalapeno cheese dip recipe one of our members posted on our site. That sounded damn good.

    mmm jalapeno cheese dip...that does it! I am making a run for da border and snatchin me some fully loaded nachos!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    ... I can't believe SlimFast hasn't made a shake out of that yet.

    If I come up with a way to wrap a SlimFast in bacon and cheese then drop it in the frier, I'll be sure to share it with the U.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    There is a Mo's Bacon Milk Chocolate bar.

    Bits of applewood bacon and salt in it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    So where could one get this, obviously Heaven-sent, confection?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I don't drink
    I don't smoke
    I don't play with one hand

    But...

    I do have a wife who prevents me from playing this game for any length of time (I've get a lifetime subscription and get about 15 minutes of play time every other day).

    Is this group for me?

    Bear in mind, if and when I team, I'm the guy who'll solo the mish while everyone is having an in depth discussion about whether or not a man is still wrong if he's alone in the woods, and there's no woman around to hear him.

    You'd be surprised what I can do in 15 minutes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Mystic Cabbie wrote:
    So where could one get this, obviously Heaven-sent, confection?

    ^this...I would like to know as well, and update on the chocolate covered bacon...Its da bomb yall!!!! Chocolate covered anything can not hold a candle too it...well maybe chocolate covered Megan Foxx...but nothing else i say!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I've met some of your membership and ran missions with a few of them. Good people. Hope to see more of you around. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Valtharius-the-Mad wrote:
    I've met some of your membership and ran missions with a few of them. Good people. Hope to see more of you around. :D
    Ah. I think we've seen you around, as well.

    Our lawyers will be in touch. We'd like to discuss some advertising options with you. Think "Captain Amazing" from Mystery Men.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Pay me in bullets please. I am running low on ammo. ;)
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Ah. I think we've seen you around, as well.

    Our lawyers will be in touch. We'd like to discuss some advertising options with you. Think "Captain Amazing" from Mystery Men.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Wow. It's been a while since we've dropped to the second page. Guess the SGs are bumping their recruitment threads to take advantage of the free weekend influx.

    Guess I should be doing that, too. :)

    Hey everyone! Uh... join my supergroup,

    This post has been edited to remove content which violates the Cryptic Studios Forum Usage Guidelines. Thank you, Dionaea
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Wow. It's been a while since we've dropped to the second page. Guess the SGs are bumping their recruitment threads to take advantage of the free weekend influx.

    Guess I should be doing that, too. :)

    Hey everyone! Uh... join my supergroup,

    This post has been edited to remove content which violates the Cryptic Studios Forum Usage Guidelines. Thank you, Dionaea.

    Ahh yes, The infamous Black and Decker Wrecker. That is the true test of a mans bravery.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Haha. Pathetic. Someone reported my last off-the-cuff comment.

    Get a life, whoever did that. Seriously. :rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Haha. Pathetic. Someone reported my last off-the-cuff comment.

    Get a life, whoever did that. Seriously. :rolleyes:


    Would it be tacky to put "this post has been edited..." in your sig? Maybe we can just change it to <bleeeeeep>?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    its a damn shame that some people gotta hate in any way they can. If you don't like what goes on in this thread then don't read this thread. It has been around for damn near 90 pages. Anything that could be considered offensive is obviously and intentionally done very tongue in cheek get over yourself and go read something else.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    It is clear that the orthodontically challenged do not enjoy references to mouth love, and have started a vendetta against me.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    It is clear that the orthodontically challenged do not enjoy references to mouth love, and have started a vendetta against me.

    mouths need love too! why all the hate?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    This sounds exactly like the kinda group of people id like to game with! Sign me up!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Haha. Pathetic. Someone reported my last off-the-cuff comment.

    Get a life, whoever did that. Seriously. :rolleyes:

    But Dao, you're a jerk. :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    ZandarTheWeeble wrote:
    But Dao, you're a jerk. :cool:

    Dao may be a jerk, but he's OUR jerk! ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Haha. Pathetic. Someone reported my last off-the-cuff comment.

    Get a life, whoever did that. Seriously. :rolleyes:

    What was the comment? Did you offend Sri Lanka again?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    jonathonhawke wrote:
    But he's OUR jerk! ;)
    YEAH!

    Wait...
    -Woot- wrote:
    Did you offend Sri Lanka again?
    Like they know how to read. :rolleyes:
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