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  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Is anyone else creeped-out by a guy using Charles Manson as his avatar, and threatening to harm animals?

    I'm just sayin'. An intervention may be necessary.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Now that this thread has served its purpose and pointed me in the right direction, nobody needs to bump it or have it in their signatures anymore. Just thought you'd all like to know, "mission accomplished". I'll get the banner ready for a photo op.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Is anyone else creeped-out by a guy using Charles Manson as his avatar, and threatening to harm animals?

    I'm just sayin'. An intervention may be necessary.



    Yes, I too am creeped-out. We should ban him immediately.

    (runs off to find "pc" avatar...Ah! "My Little Pony" oh yes.)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I dunno, I think it's kinda charming.

    It's too bad Tanuki-chan will eat 'em.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I dunno, I think it's kinda charming.

    It's too bad Tanuki-chan will eat 'em.

    Lol, yeah.

    Wait...whos gettin eaten?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Tanuki wrote:
    Thats ok, the kitten you stole is actually a prototype kitten-bomb, By the time you read this you'll already be splattered across the room you were using for hostage negotiations.

    That would be a good gadgeteering pet!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I dunno, I think it's kinda charming.

    It's too bad Tanuki-chan will eat 'em.

    Tanuki will eat the kitty.....? Ummmm :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    There is no more ham, I repeat no more ham
    anyone caught insinuating that there is ham will be shot, their counterfeit salted meats will be shot twice.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    mmm. twice-shot ham.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    <Homer>

    Haaaammmmmm.... *drool*

    </Homer>
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    If the ham's gone that's fine. As long as there's still bacon to be eaten. I must eat it all, you understand, as it's driving the Qularr crazy.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Does the bacon keep the Qularr away? Does it make them stabby? Or just stupid?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Nope, and not so much stabby, more clawy and tendrilly. Crazy does not make one stupid, as is filth and debauchery does not make one Kead, bad anology, just maybe.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Must...have...more...bacon...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Funny people these guys are
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I fried up half a pound of bacon over the weekend JUST FOR THE GREASE!

    I used it as a start for my chili.

    Bacon. Bacon Grease. Chili.

    The Qualarr do not stand a chance!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dasterdly wrote:
    Bacon. Bacon Grease. Chili.

    The Qualarr do not stand a chance!
    Just feed it to them. I'm pretty sure heart disease will kill them swiftly.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Swiftly perhaps, but full of greasy goodness, which they dont deserve.
    Im still for the taunting while in combat "you aint gots no bacon, nan nan nan nan na na" They will die of envy.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I'm interested in joining Wildcards. My main "Starbird@aliendefender" is looking for a supergroup and some good people to group with and would very much like to join.

    I fit the over 30 criteria lol birthday being 5/25/1978

    And I certainly love my Spaten condensating all over my desk.

    I certainly HATE teenagers running guilds as if they run the world. <---- REALLY REALLY hate that.

    Seems like a good fit to me.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Then please follow the link in the first post and fill out an application on our website.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Thanks for the approval. Bacon for ALL!!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    [Oct 1st sexytime update: We got interviewed by TenTonHammer! Click here.]


    Have you ever said any of the following?

    - "Man! I wish I could play this game with only one hand*. I keep having to put my beer down to fight bad guys."

    - "If I hear one more teenager screaming orders at me over Vent I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to enforcing mandatory vasectomies for stupid parents."

    - "I'm tired of guilds with play time requirements, DKP systems, or hordes of drama-laden idiots running around getting in the way of my good times."

    If so, then the WildCards may be the place for you! We're a bunch of casual players interested in doing our own thing and having a good time while doing it. Group, or don't group. Focus on a main, or level a bunch of alts. PvP, or PvE; we're here to have fun and hang out in good company - not have end game content on farm within a month.

    The WildCards are part of the Unrepentant gaming community; we're a bunch of overgrown kids in our 30's (with some 20-somethings and 40-somethings for seasoning) who came together because we think the company you keep is more important than the games you play. You can find Unrepentant players in a whole mess of MMOs (we're currently focusing on Aion, Champs and LotRO), and we're also active in Steam games such as L4D, TF2 and AA3.

    If you're looking for a good group of folks to goof around with while kicking a generous amount of butt, then begin your journey toward Ultimate Sexiness by clicking this link.

    Now go! Hunt! Kill Skuls!






    (*If you read, "Man! I wish I could play this game with only one hand", and your mind IMMEDIATELY went somewhere else with the second half of that sentence, you are *definitely* the kind of person that would fit in with us. Not because we're perverts, but because you've got just the kind of flexible wit we appreciate.

    Also, because we're perverts.)

    Some of the poeple in this supergroup I'm sure are good people , but Dao here is about as dysfunctional as it gets. Avoid him like the plague.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Some of the poeple in this supergroup I'm sure are good people , but Dao here is about as dysfunctional as it gets. Avoid him like the plague.
    This is very smart advice. If only more people had this man's wisdom!

    By the way - how are those sour grapes tasting, bro? :rolleyes:

    Backstory on this winner: he didn't get into the guild. So not only did he spam our forums, but when we banned him for it, he made ANOTHER account just to keep doing it. And THEN he came HERE so he could further vent his e-rage.

    Frankly, it's very obvious to me that I made the best possible decision I could have by rejecting you immediately. Turns out I was really, really right. You're a drama queen who went all emo on us because you couldn't be bothered to tell us what your zombie plan is, and we rightly made fun of you for being lazy. Then you got even MORE emo when I asked why you were coming back and wasting our time when YOU made it clear that YOU didn't want to be in our guild. And now you've come here to continue to show everyone how desperate and pathetic you are. :rolleyes:

    Chump.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    This is very smart advice. If only more people had this man's wisdom!

    By the way - how are those sour grapes tasting, bro? :rolleyes:

    Backstory on this winner: he didn't get into the guild. So not only did he spam our forums, but when we banned him for it, he made ANOTHER account just to keep doing it. And THEN he came HERE so he could further vent his e-rage.

    Frankly, it's very obvious to me that I made the best possible decision I could have by rejecting you immediately. Turns out I was really, really right. You're a drama queen who went all emo on us because you couldn't be bothered to tell us what your zombie plan is, and we rightly made fun of you for being lazy. Then you got even MORE emo when I asked why you were coming back and wasting our time when YOU made it clear that YOU didn't want to be in our guild. And now you've come here to continue to show everyone how desperate and pathetic you are. :rolleyes:

    Chump.


    He's persistent, does that count? ;)

    Nice of him to quote the interview though. Free publicity.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Synner wrote:
    He's persistent, does that count? ;)

    Nice of him to quote the interview though. Free publicity.

    You're right. He did quote our recruitment info for people who didn't read the first page. And all he was doing was correctly pointing out that I am in fact dysfunctional, and should in fact be avoided at all costs.

    Gosh. Now I just feel like a big ole meanie doo-doo head. :(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    That would be because you are a big 'ol meanie doo-doo head. But we like you like that, so don't go changin' on us because of some slacker emo-raging loser who can't even bother to answer a simple question.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    This is very smart advice. If only more people had this man's wisdom!

    By the way - how are those sour grapes tasting, bro? :rolleyes:

    Backstory on this winner: he didn't get into the guild. So not only did he spam our forums, but when we banned him for it, he made ANOTHER account just to keep doing it. And THEN he came HERE so he could further vent his e-rage.

    Frankly, it's very obvious to me that I made the best possible decision I could have by rejecting you immediately. Turns out I was really, really right. You're a drama queen who went all emo on us because you couldn't be bothered to tell us what your zombie plan is, and we rightly made fun of you for being lazy. Then you got even MORE emo when I asked why you were coming back and wasting our time when YOU made it clear that YOU didn't want to be in our guild. And now you've come here to continue to show everyone how desperate and pathetic you are. :rolleyes:

    Chump.


    Oh I guess you are illiterate, I actually did answer your question and if you had read you would have seen that my response was simple regarding the ambivilence of the question. I assumed you were speaking of the zombie event coming up in bloodmoon and hence I answered "Kill them All". I really don't want to get into your unjust psychotic attempts to insult me in your applications forum for no good reason, but lets just say you are exactly what I described above and thats being "nice"

    But I think a link is in order to justify my irritability and warn others of your "process"

    http://www.unrepentantgaming.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=1960
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Woot SG drama is win!

    i made some one rage quit! from my sg not yours

    also noted>will inform teh nerf!

    better than my application system -

    who are you and why should i care?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I'm pretty sure there's something in the guild charter about "no jagoffs" but then again I'm somehow in this outfit, and I'm a horrible example of a human being in general.

    Also, Dao kicks puppies. For distance.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Also, Dao kicks puppies. For distance.
    It's truely a comment on the saturation of pop culture into our collective psyche that when I read that I immediately thought "...he kicks them for speed! She's all alone (all alone!) all alone in her time of need..."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Today's show brought to you by the letters Q and Q.

    Tune in next time when Frank says "Nah nah, nanny freakin booboo."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Oh I guess you are illiterate, I actually did answer your question and if you had read you would have seen that my response was simple regarding the ambivilence of the question. I assumed you were speaking of the zombie event coming up in bloodmoon and hence I answered "Kill them All". I really don't want to get into your unjust psychotic attempts to insult me in your applications forum for no good reason, but lets just say you are exactly what I described above and thats being "nice"

    But I think a link is in order to justify my irritability and warn others of your "process"

    http://www.unrepentantgaming.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=1960

    ...and yet you quote the post in which you turn into a cry baby and refuse to follow instructions?

    Read dude, read. That would have helped. Its a SG, not an affirmative action club that you can force your way into, if you would have spent half the time your taking to vent and complain here, reading what you should have done there, you would probably be ok.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Synner wrote:
    ...and yet you quote the post in which you turn into a cry baby and refuse to follow instructions?

    Read dude, read. That would have helped. Its a SG, not an affirmative action club that you can force your way into, if you would have spent half the time your taking to vent and complain here, reading what you should have done there, you would probably be ok.

    Dao, the Cake, is a lie. See what I did there?! :D


    Damn double post...errr
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Synner wrote:
    ...and yet you quote the post in which you turn into a cry baby and refuse to follow instructions?

    Read dude, read. That would have helped. Its a SG, not an affirmative action club that you can force your way into, if you would have spent half the time your taking to vent and complain here, reading what you should have done there, you would probably be ok.

    :eek: once again, you guys lack the logic and any semblence of compliance to societal norms in regards to "how to interact with people and resolve issues without resorting to adolescent name calling and spastic diatribes." But of course this is the internet, and one should expect no less from interaction therein.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Frank? Is that you?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    :eek: once again, you guys lack the logic and any semblence of compliance to societal norms in regards to "how to interact with people and resolve issues without resorting to adolescent name calling and spastic diatribes." But of course this is the internet, and one should expect no less from interaction therein.

    The irony in this could power suns.

    He regrets nothing.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    : "how to interact with people and resolve issues without resorting to adolescent name calling and spastic diatribes.".

    Dude!! I just read that book, it was quite a page turner, let me tell you.

    Also, I had the "spastic diatribes" for a week after eating 6lbs of bacon (it drives the Qularr crazy, ya' know) in one sitting, and I dont appreciate you making fun of me. Do you have a forum where I can berate you about it?

    / smooch, smooch, kisses, kisses. :D
    (ps You might want to put down the thesaurus before you hurt yourself)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    The irony in this could power suns.

    He regrets nothing.
    Truth.

    Leave him be, WildCards. Let this be the last post we respond to or reference him in. Wasting our time engaging this severely emotionally challenged tool just makes us all look petty. Let's focus instead on the several hundred winners we do have in the guild, and not the sparse handful of idiots too stupid to find their way in.

    Anyway, moving on. Who's planning on getting L4D2 on preorder? I'm thinking I'm gonna be all over that like white on rice.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    You bigot!

    What about all the Brown rice or Black Japonica?
    And lets not forget Yellow rice. Don't deny your yellow fever.

    white on rice.

    That is worse than staying "stink on shi... ".
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Releases in November right?

    I may just have to preorder this sucker, missed out on the last one by showing up too late to the party (seriously VERY little forgiveness for newbs in that game) but not this time, and now I get a chainsaw!?

    Cue up the heavy metal kids daddys got some undead to rip up.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I definitely need to preorder. Which reminds me - I need to talk to people about that.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dasterdly wrote:
    You bigot!

    What about all the Brown rice or Black Japonica?
    And lets not forget Yellow rice. Don't deny your yellow fever.

    white on rice.

    That is worse than staying "stink on shi... ".

    Uh huh, because yours doesn't... right?

    :rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Feces, rice and zombies. That's what we're all about here at the WildCards!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Up you go on a Lazy Sunday.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    "Everyday is like Sunday."

    I just wanted to sing Dao some Morrissey since he's such a Morrissey fanboi.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    -Woot- wrote:
    "Everyday is like Sunday."

    I just wanted to sing Dao some Morrissey since he's such a Morrissey fanboi.

    "I'm soooo saaaddd! And loooonely!
    I'm so sad and lonely... and British!"

    *cue stormy grey beach scene*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Being at work sucks.

    That is all.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    His wisdom will save us all.
    ..also, im done with work for the day. :p

    Anyone seen "Where the wild things are" ? Hows that for random thread derailment.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I Demand justice!

    (Or if there must be injustice, let it be in my favour)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Soul-Journ wrote:
    I Demand justice!

    (Or if there must be injustice, let it be in my favour)

    Do you have hostages? No one will listen to your demands unless you have hostages.
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